Also expected Okada, and got Kyle returning. I will take it.

all right, claudio/mox as legion of doom means ftr has to come out with rock n roll express jackets, right?

right?

That KOR return made me wonder if he is retiring...now I am sad.

This match is gonna fuck.

Mar 4, 2024 2:31:18 GMT RT said:

Mar 4, 2024 2:27:48 GMT Michinokudriver said:

all due respect to RT and his love of danielson/kingston tonight but so far i think i might actually like this strong/oc match more

this match is wild

NEW CHAMP

FINALLY

headcanon: tony khan got sick of paying for the rights to play 'jane' every week so he's taking orange cassidy off screen til he can find a royalty-free equivalent

I do not think he is. No way he spent all that time training to return, to hang it up now.

Tag to Cash, Guns Up!!!

TIL Dean Martin was drunk half the time

The things you learn from wrestling!

This match has been severely disappointing so far.

Mar 4, 2024 2:37:55 GMT Michinokudriver said:

Mar 4, 2024 2:31:18 GMT RT said:

NEW CHAMP

FINALLY

headcanon: tony khan got sick of paying for the rights to play 'jane' every week so he's taking orange cassidy off screen til he can find a royalty-free equivalent

Oh yeah we aren't gonna see OC for like six months now.

Yeah I been zoning out.

Mar 4, 2024 2:48:20 GMT RT said:

This match has been severely disappointing so far.

This is a perfectly cromulent match but considering all the participants involved this feels more like they're putting on a Dynamite-level performance than PPV.

Maybe it's the cooldown match before Storm/Purrazzo?

I think Willy is next.

Thought the crowd was chanting this is awful <.<

Mar 4, 2024 2:52:34 GMT Michinokudriver said:

Mar 4, 2024 2:48:20 GMT RT said:

This match has been severely disappointing so far.

This is a perfectly cromulent match but considering all the participants involved this feels more like they're putting on a Dynamite-level performance than PPV.

Maybe it's the cooldown match before Storm/Purrazzo?

I'm 99% sure that exchange at the start between Dax and Claudio was legit and they spent 10 minutes hitting each other for real and forgot how this match is supposed to end.

Mar 4, 2024 2:53:36 GMT c said:

I think Willy is next.

geez how many more matches are there

this is gonna go on for another like 2-3 hours, isn't it?

which is fine for me, i'm on west coast time but still

Mar 4, 2024 2:54:23 GMT c said:

Thought the crowd was chanting this is awful <.<

I know I already made a 'crowd chants half-heartedly' but they didn't really seem to be invested in this is awesome or a-e-dub

That was a classic.

Baker, it's Toni Time!

That match started really fucky but ended great. Just a brutal fuck you fest. Can't go wrong.

Not really sure how they pulled it off but they pulled the crowd from meh to OMGWTFBBQ for the finish

also does this mean ftr's weakness as a team is the double submission?

Crowd came around in the end of that match. But god it started half-assed.

This match now should be interesting as these two were really close in Japan.

Mar 4, 2024 3:01:53 GMT CM Punk'd said:

Baker , it's Toni Time!

That's Timeless to you, you scoundrel! You fickle fiend! You blunderbuss buffoon!

Wonder what FTR does next, as time is ticking, and Cash has his trial in May. Unless his lawyer is fantastic he is looking at time. Not much, but anywhere from one to three months is what I am expecting.

Still do not know Tony got Deanna instead of WWE. Figured they would want her back.

Wow that was amazing from May.

Such a perfect understudy to the real Toni.

Mar 4, 2024 2:56:27 GMT Michinokudriver said:

Mar 4, 2024 2:53:36 GMT c said:

I think Willy is next.

geez how many more matches are there

this is gonna go on for another like 2-3 hours, isn't it?

which is fine for me, i'm on west coast time but still

Mar 4, 2024 2:54:23 GMT c said:

Thought the crowd was chanting this is awful <.<

I know I already made a 'crowd chants half-heartedly' but they didn't really seem to be invested in this is awesome or a-e-dub

The only matches left after the women's title are Ospreay/Takeshita, World title & Sting Final Bye-Bye.

So yeah, we staying up late, bruv. Even on west coast time. And I'm Mountain Time now so that's another hour. I MISS THOSE BURRITOS WE HAD THAT ONE TIME. 

Ok so uhhh...Mariah as original Toni was, uhh....

I'm a happily married man I'm a happily married man I'm a happily married man I'm a happily married man I'm a happily married man

We really need Nigel on commentary through the full show, as this is some low energy shit.

Mar 4, 2024 3:05:36 GMT RT said:

Mar 4, 2024 2:56:27 GMT Michinokudriver said:

geez how many more matches are there

this is gonna go on for another like 2-3 hours, isn't it?

which is fine for me, i'm on west coast time but still

I know I already made a 'crowd chants half-heartedly' but they didn't really seem to be invested in this is awesome or a-e-dub

The only matches left after the women's title are Ospreay/Takeshita, World title & Sting Final Bye-Bye.

So yeah, we staying up late, bruv. Even on west coast time. And I'm Mountain Time now so that's another hour. I MISS THOSE BURRITOS WE HAD THAT ONE TIME. 

we gotta find a way to rocketship you one

Mar 4, 2024 3:09:32 GMT c said:

We really need Nigel on commentary through the full show, as this is some low energy shit.

I wonder if some of that low energy is coming from the many dignitaries attending tonight's show?