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PW WRESTLEMANIA

Main Event
KING KID & UT vs. 🤯 & Wife

20 Years In The Making
@ness vs. Lony

Cage Match
thereallt vs. theend

Open Challenge
(Winner gets control of the loser's av/sig for 60 days)
RT vs. ......







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OH YEAH!

UT baby, let's get 🤯 and his Wife and show them who the REAL Power Couple is!

I’m pretty sure Wife is just a blowup doll with great movie taste - it’d be a handicap match.

Maybe Wife is one of the higher quality dolls. They've come a LOOOOOOONG way since those rubber ones from the 70s.

...

So I've heard.

Meh, I deserve better competition that KING KID. Been there, done that as a rookie in fan fiction way back when. It would end up being as meh as the God King Lesnar taking on the Lazy Basket Ambrose at WrestleMania. God King Lesnar deserves better. But I'm also happy to phone it in like Lesnar/Ambrose too, if that's what's in the cards.

I'm also content to be an NPC or whatever in PW WrestleMania. Kinda like Judy Bagwell, ya dig? Maybe UT and KJ can duke it out in a 🤯 on a pole match? Winner gets exclusive rights to do with me as they see fit.

YOU ALWAYS THINK THIS IS ABOUT YOU 🤯,!

THE WORLD DOESN'T EVOLVE AROUND YOU 3.14!

KID 3:16 > PI 3.14

Mar 29, 2019 21:02:10 GMT @ness said:

Maybe Wife is one of the higher quality dolls. They've come a LOOOOOOONG way since those rubber ones from the 70s.

...

So I've heard.

I doubt she could be as inflated as KING KID, 's opinion of himself.   :suspic:

Mar 29, 2019 22:32:25 GMT iNCY said:

Mar 29, 2019 21:02:10 GMT @ness said:

Maybe Wife is one of the higher quality dolls. They've come a LOOOOOOONG way since those rubber ones from the 70s.

...

So I've heard.

I doubt she could be as inflated as KING KID , 's opinion of himself.  

I may suck....

.... but she BLOWS. 

AY!

COME @ ME!

She does blow. And she does an amazing job at it. Which is ironic, because she simultaneously sucks.

Mar 30, 2019 2:56:15 GMT 🤯 said:

She does blow. And she does an amazing job at it. Which is ironic, because she simultaneously sucks.

So you married Ms. Hoover. The plot thickens.

Mar 30, 2019 12:10:14 GMT @ness said:

Mar 30, 2019 2:56:15 GMT 🤯 said:

She does blow. And she does an amazing job at it. Which is ironic, because she simultaneously sucks.

So you married Ms. Hoover. The plot thickens.

The plot isn't the only thing she makes thicken.

(I'm here all day with my 8th grade jokes!)

I never did get that rematch with @ness.

It's a shame as I feel like things were leading to that but due to PW crapping out we never got it.

Mar 30, 2019 13:12:00 GMT Lony said:

I never did get that rematch with @ness.

It's a shame as I feel like things were leading to that but due to PW crapping out we never got it.

Consider it done!

And 🤯 you have to defend your Wife’s honour, real or not.

I’m issuing an open challenge. Winner gets to control the losers avatar and signature for 60 days.

Yes!

And now UT will defend my honor too!

I want you all to know that I'm personally offended that nobody has taken me up on my challenge yet.

Also I'm going to just start making matches to fill out the card. You think you're took good for PW Wrestlemania now that the boards have gone to shit?

Fuck you.

thereallt vs. theend in a cage match. Done. Booked.

Call and @admin I expect challenges down the line, as in tomorrow. Otherwise I will be forced to book more matches.

*Vince McMahon face*

A BUNCH OF B+ PLAYERS!

I'm also so happy to be in my first ever main event of PW Wrestlemania!

It's about damn time we took the spot from international people. Also, fuck you 🤯!

You wanna talk about a little challenge you won in 2007 like that means shit. You know what else was going on in 2007? Apple Computer Inc changed their name to Apple. February 10th, Barack Obama decided to run for POTUS and it was the birth of the US getting pussified. Dick Cheney served as POTUS for 2 and a half hours while Bush was getting a colonoscopy! Halo 3 was released. Amazon wasn't Amazon. The recession began!

That was then. This is now! GET OVER THE PAST OR THE PRESENT WILL RUN YOU OVER!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Apr 3, 2019 16:59:14 GMT KING KID said:

I'm also so happy to be in my first ever main event of PW Wrestlemania!

It's about damn time we took the spot from international people. Also, fuck you 🤯!

You wanna talk about a little challenge you won in 2007 like that means shit. You know what else was going on in 2007? Apple Computer Inc changed their name to Apple. February 10th, Barack Obama decided to run for POTUS and it was the birth of the US getting pussified. Dick Cheney served as POTUS for 2 and a half hours while Bush was getting a colonoscopy! Halo 3 was released. Amazon wasn't Amazon. The recession began!

That was then. This is now! GET OVER THE PAST OR THE PRESENT WILL RUN YOU OVER!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I don't know, man... We may be the main event by card positioning, but it doesn't feel like we're a true main event. Like, we're no Austin/Rock by any stretch. At best, our match is like Dusty Rhodes/Sapphire vs. Macho King/Sherri (you're clearly the Sapphire to UT's Dusty) — two older legends that no one REALLY cares about anymore, and who's singles clash would've been more of a dream match over a decade ago when we were closer to our primes. We really just lucked into the main event spot by default.

So I dunno...

After you job to Hogan repeatedly, you kinda just don't care who you do the job to anymore.

And also, I made a killing on Bank of America stock thanks to the recession. So there's that. Contrarian 🤯, acting on a whim, made an opportunistic stock call that lucked out and ended up allowing him to buy a car. How 'bout that shit, right?

And who gives a fuck about presidents, bro. And especially Cheney. Vice was meh as fuck. Just like our 'Mania program.

OOOOHH YEAAAHHH!!

Does that self pity get you a handjob at home, bruh?

Because it aint going to fly here. No pity, 🤯 . Living off your 2007 win, I guess that makes sense. I guess defeating the best once in your life makes you something forever. Do you feel immortalized 🤯 ? Because if we're talking mortals, I know we're only facing 1 in this match up. So Edward Norton, you can bring your Brad Pitt AKA Wife and you can try your hardest. Because not even in your wildest imagination will you ever be able to pull off a second victory against me. Not in this Fight Club. And UT may be the husband in this partnership, but I'm that BITCH!

Apr 3, 2019 17:50:14 GMT KING KID said:

Does that self pity get you a handjob at home, bruh?

Because it aint going to fly here. No pity, 🤯 . Living off your 2007 win, I guess that makes sense. I guess defeating the best once in your life makes you something forever. Do you feel immortalized 🤯 ? Because if we're talking mortals, I know we're only facing 1 in this match up. So Edward Norton, you can bring your Brad Pitt AKA Wife and you can try your hardest. Because not even in your wildest imagination will you ever be able to pull off a second victory against me. Not in this Fight Club. And UT may be the husband in this partnership, but I'm that BITCH!

Better hand jobs in the comfort of my own home than random STD BJs in public park gazebos.

Wait , why am I the fat white guy with the awkward middle aged lady? And you're the chiseled Macho King with the knockout? You son of a bitch.

And don't act like we are fighting at Wrestlemania , this is like a high school gymnasium years after the spotlight. It's like The Rock and Roll Express against Jim Duggan and some random girl he pulled off the street and gave a couple pills to say she was his Wife to wrestle in front of 14 people and a stray dog.

Doesn't matter the stakes though.

THIS.

IS.

PERSONAL.

Yeah!

And if you ain’t down with that, we got TWO WORDS FOR YA;

POWER COUPLE!

Man, this is all really cringe. Guess now I know how everyone else felt those last few years of events where I was on top posting my own cringey videos and long rambling rants connecting everyone's history together based on the one time some jobber gave me a red rep. Luckily for everyone here I'm satisfied with my career. Won the Rumble, vanquished my rivals and even can lay claim to ending Dazz's run as the last ever match on the old board. And that loser Lony never got his win back.

Might as well see what else is on the card...

*Dumb and Dumber Sea Bass 2:15 AM suspense music here*

Aw, shit...

Apr 3, 2019 19:37:18 GMT UT said:

Wait , why am I the fat white guy with the awkward middle aged lady? And you're the chiseled Macho King with the knockout? You son of a bitch.

Because you love in Wisconsin, I just assumed?

Don't be offended though, you the American Dream, babay!

Plus, Wife *is* a knockout, so I was just reverse engineering the rest of our roles from there. (Plus plus, KING KID *is* Sapphire.)

Apr 3, 2019 19:44:31 GMT UT said:

And don't act like we are fighting at Wrestlemania , this is like a high school gymnasium years after the spotlight. It's like The Rock and Roll Express against Jim Duggan and some random girl he pulled off the street and gave a couple pills to say she was his Wife to wrestle in front of 14 people and a stray dog.

Doesn't matter the stakes though.

THIS.

IS.

PERSONAL.

I'll take Duggan though, if you want to go that route instead.

HOOOOOO!

Apr 3, 2019 23:15:54 GMT @ness said:

Man, this is all really cringe. Guess now I know how everyone else felt those last few years of events where I was on top posting my own cringey videos and long rambling rants connecting everyone's history together based on the one time some jobber gave me a red rep. Luckily for everyone here I'm satisfied with my career. Won the Rumble, vanquished my rivals and even can lay claim to ending Dazz's run as the last ever match on the old board. And that loser Lony never got his win back.

Might as well see what else is on the card...

*Dumb and Dumber Sea Bass 2:15 AM suspense music here*

Aw, shit...

I never paid attention to PW Manias before, but now you have me extremely intrigued. Do you still have these videos, are they on YouTube anywhere? I feel like they would bring back such good memories of lost and forgotten posters and lost and forgotten times.

Apr 4, 2019 1:45:03 GMT 🤯 said:

Apr 3, 2019 19:37:18 GMT UT said:

Wait , why am I the fat white guy with the awkward middle aged lady? And you're the chiseled Macho King with the knockout? You son of a bitch.

Because you love in Wisconsin, I just assumed?

Don't be offended though, you the American Dream, babay!

Plus, Wife *is* a knockout, so I was just reverse engineering the rest of our roles from there. (Plus plus, KING KID *is* Sapphire.)

Apr 3, 2019 19:44:31 GMT UT said:

And don't act like we are fighting at Wrestlemania , this is like a high school gymnasium years after the spotlight. It's like The Rock and Roll Express against Jim Duggan and some random girl he pulled off the street and gave a couple pills to say she was his Wife to wrestle in front of 14 people and a stray dog.

Doesn't matter the stakes though.

THIS.

IS.

PERSONAL.

I'll take Duggan though, if you want to go that route instead.

HOOOOOO!

Apr 3, 2019 23:15:54 GMT @ness said:

Man, this is all really cringe. Guess now I know how everyone else felt those last few years of events where I was on top posting my own cringey videos and long rambling rants connecting everyone's history together based on the one time some jobber gave me a red rep. Luckily for everyone here I'm satisfied with my career. Won the Rumble, vanquished my rivals and even can lay claim to ending Dazz's run as the last ever match on the old board. And that loser Lony never got his win back.

Might as well see what else is on the card...

*Dumb and Dumber Sea Bass 2:15 AM suspense music here*

Aw, shit...

I never paid attention to PW Manias before, but now you have me extremely intrigued. Do you still have these videos, are they on YouTube anywhere? I feel like they would bring back such good memories of lost and forgotten posters and lost and forgotten times.

Leave your pillow talk at home.

Apr 4, 2019 2:11:22 GMT UT said:

Apr 4, 2019 1:45:03 GMT 🤯 said:

Leave your pillow talk at home.

It's more of the "biting" than the "talking", to the casual pillow observer such as myself.

Apr 4, 2019 1:45:03 GMT 🤯 said:

Nah, all those videos were on a previous YT account I had. I guess you could argue it was the best fan ficcing I ever did. I'll never rise above the peak of having a ladder match with a stuffed bear on camera.

I think @ness just accepted RT open challenge!

It’s like HBK versus Kurt Angle! A dream match! Two legends! Squaring off! I demand videos! I demand new YT accounts. I DEMAND BLOOD!

Book it!

Oh wait. Never mind. Ness got Lony. -_-

Anyways, back to my main event hype. Yo 🤯, lick it!