I love when shinobimusashi goes all love letter to MMA.

PW FF needs more of Shin's UFC projects. Loved that shit.

Good luck. I'll see you all in Hell.

Jun 9, 2019 21:41:32 GMT KITN said:

Good luck. I'll see you all in Hell.

I’m already there! 

How fucking fitting would it be if the only thing that can stop Nobi's reign of dominance is 🤯's ECW fuckfest? It's like how in Incredibles, the robot can only be destroyed by itself.

Shit, got a little too high tonight... writing is hard

But when I do squeeze a constipated nugget out finally, it's gold.

Maybe I'll just submit this shit

AS IS.

"Sheeeet" - NOBI WAN KENOBI, quoting THE WIRE

KING KID Baker 🤯

Congrats to the winners (and me).

I’ll be on my laptop most of the day tomorrow. Updating a university campus network so I press download then sit there for like 6 hours. I’ll update all the brackets and such tomorrow.

Get your steals in if you haven’t already.

Thinking the deadline for The Final Four will be Monday after Raw.

Only three of us advanced?

Baker 🤯 KING KID RT

There.

FINAL FOUR CARDS ARE DUE MONDAY JUNE 17TH AT THE END OF RAW (ROUGHLY 11PM EST / 8 PM PST)

AS ALWAYS IF YOU GET YOUR CARDS IN BEFORE THE DEADLINE I WILL POST THE POLLS AND WE'LL START

NITTY GRITTY TIME, BITCHES.

TIME TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SEND A CARD INTO MY OPPONENT AND NOT GET SABOTAGED!

Jun 13, 2019 17:28:45 GMT KING KID said:

TIME TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SEND A CARD INTO MY OPPONENT AND NOT GET SABOTAGED!

I’ve stayed true to my word and not opened any cards until they’re all in and mine is complete.

Also I avoid your cards as much as possible because the gifs slow my laptop down lol

EDIT: also my card is pretty much done already. I just have to write up my little blurbs under each match.

I believe you; just messing with you RT.

I don't know what to do anymore! Everyone keeps complaining about my GIFs but it helps tell the story the way I want it to be told.

Jun 13, 2019 17:59:13 GMT KING KID said:

I believe you; just messing with you RT.

I don't know what to do anymore! Everyone keeps complaining about my GIFs but it helps tell the story the way I want it to be told.

Keep it up dude. Nobody wants a bunch of words. Give us that hawt pixx.

Jun 13, 2019 18:17:21 GMT @ness said:

Jun 13, 2019 17:59:13 GMT KING KID said:

I believe you; just messing with you RT.

I don't know what to do anymore! Everyone keeps complaining about my GIFs but it helps tell the story the way I want it to be told.

Keep it up dude. Nobody wants a bunch of words. Give us that hawt pixx.

I agree.

Less words.

More laser beams.

Spent the last day coming up with ideas for this show and (hopefully) the next one. Will probably start writing this evening. Doubt I'll finish in one night though. This writeup is going to be a lot different than the last two, but even more epic. I'm going all out. My biggest concern is that I go too over the top and either get burned out, or it becomes too pretentious with a bunch of references nobody gets. Oh well. Wouldn't be the first time for either scenario  :lol:

I have a feeling this is going to be the best final 4 ever. Everyone seems to be pumped up about it.

Jun 13, 2019 18:27:43 GMT Baker said:

Spent the last day coming up with ideas for this show and (hopefully) the next one. Will probably start writing this evening. Doubt I'll finish in one night though. This writeup is going to be a lot different than the last two, but even more epic. I'm going all out. My biggest concern is that I go too over the top and either get burned out, or it becomes too pretentious with a bunch of references nobody gets. Oh well. Wouldn't be the first time for either scenario  :lol:

Looking past be already, brudda!?

Jun 13, 2019 19:40:55 GMT KING KID said:

I have a feeling this is going to be the best final 4 ever. Everyone seems to be pumped up about it.

I'm pumped, but torn.

Reading back what I slapped together so far last night while mega stoned... I'm debating either leaving it as is, or releasing a "behind the scenes" post. It makes me laugh at least.

:lol:

....

IN YOUR HOUSE 2 RESULTS
Now
       Everyone
Shall
  Suffer

THE EDGE IS A SUFFOCATING PLACE.





Roddy Piper does it, again. He completely unravels the turnbuckle post. Here comes Goldberg for the SPEAR, but Piper moves! Goldberg crashes head first into the turnbuckle post. He's busted open! Piper locks in the Sleeper Hold!


HBK has Sting on his back. HBK climbs to the top turnbuckle and he comes flying off with the elbow drop, but Sting moves! HBK crashes to the mat. Bouncing around, howling in pain, HBK reaches the turnbuckle in which he uses to get to his feet. Behind him; The Stinger is on his feet and he stalks his prey.


Owen Hart is a bloody mess. His blonde hair soaked in blood. AJ Styles standing over him with a steel chair. CRACK! CRACK! Chair shot after chair shot to the skull of the Black Hart. "SAY IT!" AJ screams at Owen to quit, but Owen keeps pushing himself to his feet. "QUIT! SAY IT!"


AJ Lee has the Black Widow applied on Lita. Beth Phoenix has Trish in the air like a rag doll with a lifting sleeper hold applied. Both Lita and Trish are flailing like fish out of water; both in agonizing pain.


Animal has D-Von on his shoulders on the top of the ramp, by the 'edge' of the stage. Hawk has climbed a ladder that is set up. Hawk comes flying off and DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Hawk and D-Von go flying off the stage; crashing and burning! Bubba quickly snatches Animal and lifts him onto the air and they join their brothers off the stage as Bubba goes flying off with a flying powerbomb! Inside the ring, Shane sees he is alone and face to face with Terry Funk. Funk with a chainsaw in his hands and Shane with a fire extinguisher. In desperation, Shane sprays Funk with the fire extinguisher.


Scott Steiner and Ryback charge at each other with a double clothesline; both sending each other to the floor. In exhaustion, both men use each others bodies to try and pull themselves up to their feet.


Umaga and Yokozuna exchange punch after punch. Both near the 'edge' of extinction on the Super Smash board.




YOU EITHER PUSH FORWARD.




Bill Goldberg powers his body back, driving Roddy Piper spine first into the exposed turnbuckle posts. Piper tries to hang out after the initial crush, but gets sent back a second time. Piper releases the hold and stumbles forward. Piper turns around to face his faith. SPEAR!


Sting charges at HBK, leaps into the air for the Stinger Splash and BAM! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!


Owen Hart is on his knees looking up at AJ Styles. AJ just throws the steel chair to the mat, in frustration. Owen spits out the words, "COME ON!" with blood splurting out of his mouth.


Trish uses her free feet to kick forward, kicking AJ on the side of the head. AJ loses her grip on Lita and Trish falls out of the grip of Beth Phoenix. Beth goes to grab Trish, but is met with a desperation spin kick from Lita. Beth collapses to her knees. AJ goes to attack Lita, but Trish hits her with a desperation clothesline. AJ bounces to the outside of the ring.


The fog from the fire extinguisher clears and standing in the cloud with a sadistic grin on his face is Terry Funk! Shane McMahon looks horrified and tries to spray again, but nothing comes out. Terry Funk drops the chainsaw and grabs Shane McMahon by the throat with both hands and begins choking the life out of him.


Scott and Ryback have both risen to their feet and exchange winded blows to each others faces. Each punch sends the other man down to a knee. Both men are gassed out. Zack Ryder and Rick Steiner get into the ring to check on their brother/friend.


Umaga has Yoko hanging on by one foot. Umaga hits Yoko with the SPIKE to the throat. Yoko refuses to fall backwards; still standing. Umaga hits him with a second SPIKE! Still, Yokozuna hangs on. Umaga, clearly flustered, takes a few steps back in awe.




OR YOU DIE TRYING.





Bill Goldberg lifts Roddy Piper into the air and slams him with the Jackhammer! The crowd erupts in cheers as a bloody Bill Goldberg covers Roddy Piper for the three count! Bill Goldberg def Roddy Piper.



Sting collapses onto his back from the Sweet Chin Music. HBK flops forward landing right on top of the unconscious body of Sting for the unconventional pin and the three count! HBK def Sting.



AJ Styles grabs a microphone as he looks down at the desperate bloody Owen. "Okay, Owen. You win. You're better than me. I quit." AJ throws the microphone to the mat and walks to the outside of the ring, leaving a bloody warrior Owen Hart on his knees inside of the ring. Victorious. Owen Hart def AJ Styles.



AJ Lee leaves the ring as Lita and Trish surround Beth Phoenix. Beth is in shock as AJ Lee walks up the ramp, abandoning her opponent. Trish grabs Beth from behind and hits her with the Stratusfaction! Lita climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, points outside of the ring at the escaping AJ Lee and jumps off with the Moonsault! Lita hooks the leg of Beth for the pin and the win! AJ Lee shows no remorse for abandoning her partner. Trish/Lita def Lee/Beth.



Terry Funk has Shane up in the air by his throat. With the last bit of oxygen left, Shane McMahon cracks Terry Funk on the side of the head with the fire extinguisher. Funk loses his grip, eyes roll to the back of his head and he collapses onto his back. Shane falls on top of Funk for the pin and the three count. Shane has survived Funk, again. Shane/LOD def Funk/Dudleyz.



Ryback and Scott have been delivering blow after blow to each other. Zack Ryder throws in the towel for his partner. The referee calls for the bell. Rick helps Scott to his feet and Ryder helps Ryback. The four men leave the ring together with the warriors exhausted. Scott Steiner def Ryback.



Umaga lets out a ROAR and charges at Yokozuna Hound-to-Mountain style and just RAMS HIM AND BOTH MEN FALL OFF THE SUPER SMASH EDGE into the abyss. DOUBLE TKO.




....




IN YOUR HOUSE III
THE EDGE OF EXTINCTION
Round
Three


RT ....


.... I WROTE YOUR NAME ON THE BULLET.

I’m 100% stealing Jon Moxley when I beat you.

Guys, I wasn't messing around. This is no joke. You're about to witness the most epic draft card I ever came up with. Nah. You know what? That's underselling it. You're about to see the most epic card in PW draft history. Mark my words. This show is gonna be off the chain like Chae Fontaine. You guys have no idea what you're getting yourselves into. 

I've been at it all evening and I'm still not done. Giving it a rest for now though. This is gonna be a two nighter.

I swear if this site's shitty formatting fucks me over I'm burning it all down.

*spoiler alert*

QUADRUPLE...

Main....

Event!!!!!





Is that even legal??
--------------------------

As for the rest of my GOAT show....

Just when you think you have all the answers I change the questions....

Yeah, that's right KING KID . I just stole ya boy's line and there's not a damn thing you can do about it....

Except job to me in the Finals. 

Fuck it. I'm being fueled by metal and alcohol. I can feel the POWER OF THE WARRIOR flow through my veins.

THE WRITING MUST CONTINUE!!!!!

Wrestlefest 2019
Night #2 Results

Wrestlefest Grand Championship
CM Punk (c) def. Seth Rollins
The Best in the World keeps his claim after managing to defeat Seth Rollins in a hellacious main event. The match delivered and then some with both men pulling out all the stops on Night #2. Rollins used his speed to his advantage while CM Punk used every opportunity to grab on to Rollins and dish out punishment with clinches and strikes galore. Punk looked for the dreaded GTS throughout the match but Rollins had an answer every time and frustration started to set in.
Rollins hit a Curb Stomp about half way through the match but CM Punk was too close to the ropes and broke the count at 2.99 with just his toe. It looks like Rollins would put him away but moments later somehow ended up in an Anaconda Vise.
Rollins fought through it and the match continued, until he went for a second Curb Stomp and CM Punk launched him into the air, then caught him with his own downward momentum with a GTS that blew the roof off MSG. Rollins was out cold and CM Punk counted along with the crowd as he retained.

Winner gets a Grand Championship title shot on Night #3
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin def. John Cena
As marquee a bout as ever, wrestling history was made on Night #2 as Steve Austin stepped into the ring to face John Cena one-on-one. Two of the greatest champions in wrestling history did battle in MSG and the wrestling world finally got their answer as to who would win in a fight.
The crowd was red hot and didn't sit for the whole confrontation, and Austin and Cena played it perfectly, getting the crowd fired up in the opening minutes. The two traded feats of strength and eventually degenerated into an all-out brawl as they were unable to out-do one another.
Late in the match Cena couldn't put Austin away with an Attitude Adjustment, so he busted out a move he learned from Austin's greatest rival. The crowd in MSG went wild as John Cena hit The Rock Bottom on Austin, then rose to his feet and tosses his wristband into the crowd. The entire arena shouted "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" before Cena hit the ropes, then bounced back while dusting off his shoulder...
...only to see Austin on his feet with both middle fingers right in Cena's face! Cena's cockiness turned to a look of horror, then it was lights out as Austin hit the Stone Cold Stunner for the win.
And so it was. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. CM Punk. Night #3. Wrestlefest just keeps getting better, folks.

Wrestlefest Women's Championship
Rhea Ripley def. Becky Lynch (c) - NEW CHAMPION
The 22-year old powerhouse from Adelaide, Australia just made history, becoming the youngest Wrestlefest Women's Champion in history. Rhea Ripley shocked the world when she defeated Becky Lynch with back-to-back Riptides and a clean pinfall victory.
Lynch looked unbeatable after outlasting Shayna Baszler in a Submission Match on Night #1, but Ripley turned out to be her kryptonite, using her size and strength to work Lynch over until there was nothing left to do but put her out of her misery.
The future of women's wrestling is bright and Rhea Ripley is at the helm. Will she manage to escape Wrestlefest with the title?

Winner gets a Women's Championship title shot on Night #3
Nikki Cross def. Shayna Baszler
One of the most amazing moments of Night #2 (believe it or not) came late in this match-up. Without Stevie Richards at her side, Nikki Cross looked a bit lost and ripe for the picking as Shayna Baszler toyed with her new playmate for most of the match, smiling her way through the whole thing as she picked Cross apart.
But late in the match Nikki started to get some momentum, and Baszler almost paid the price for taking her time, but managed to lock Cross in a Rear Naked Choke and it looked like it was all over....
..until laughter could be heard. Baszler looked puzzled and couldn't believe her ears. Nikki Cross was locked in the submission, and was laughing. Baszler released some tension for just a split second and it was all Nikki Cross needed to flip out of the choke and hook Baszler's leg for the 3-count.
But despite getting the win, Cross paid dearly for celebrating and not getting the hell out of Baszler's way. Shocked and angry at finding herself 0-2 at Wrestlefest, Shayna Baszler immediately pounced, kicking Nikki Cross in the back of the head before beating her senseless with stiff kicks and punches. Baszler didn't stop until Cross' mentor Stevie Richards stormed the ring and pulled Baslzer off. The two squared off for a moment, the crowd fully behind a fight between the two, but it was Baszler's turn to laugh as she left the ring to a chorus of boos, and left Cross a bloody mess.
Now Nikki Cross has to face Rhea Ripley for the title not anywhere near 100%, and she has Shayna Baszler to thank.

Wrestlefest Openweight Championship
Will Ospreay (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura went to a 30 min Time Limit Draw
Even with all the amazing moments happening late in Night #2, Will Ospreay and Shinsuke Nakamura may have still managed to steal the entire show. The Openweight title remains with Will Ospreay due to the match ending in a Draw, but both men looked like champions by the time this one was over.
The match was as hard-hitting as it was high-flying. Both men left it all in the ring and the crowd couldn't have been happier when it was all said and done.
The future of New Japan showed the King of Strong Style what he'd been missing since coming to North America, and if the handshake and emotional hug after the match was any kind of sign, Nakamura got the message loud and clear. He rose Ospreay's arm in victory to a tremendous pop and bowed as low and as graceful as only Shinsuke Nakamura can before leaving the ring.

The Miz def. Adam Cole
Excellent wrestling match with a very hot crowd, cheering on arguably the two most egotistical men in wrestling today. However the real drama came after the match, and set the stage for Night #3 to be an incredibly emotional night.
The Miz bested Adam Cole when he dodged a Corona Kick and planted Cole with a Skull-Crushing Finale before he could turn around. After the match, The Miz looked to get some extra cirricular in to really send the message home that he was the best in the business. He picked up a mic and started to go on about deserving a Grand Championship title shot while booting Cole in the head to keep him on the ground.
Suddenly the crowd stirred as someone popped into the ring behind The Miz. That man was "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes, and he immediately put Miz down and out with a Cross Rhodes. The crowd went wild as Cody then exited the ring and started to head up the ramp, but changed his mind, quickly looking under the apron and removing...a sledgehammer. The same sledgehammer Cody used at Double or Nothing to send a message to his old boss, still covered in cement dust, was now being aimed at the two men lying in the ring.

-Voice "That doesn't belong to you."

The immediately recognizable voice booming through Madison Square Garden threw the crowd into a frenzy. Cody Rhodes' evil grin turned to a look of complete horror. His face went white as a ghost, and he slowly turned around to see Triple H standing on the stage.
Triple H then told Cody Rhodes that he changed his mind, and that he could keep it and bring it with him to Night #3, where he'll break every bone in his body with it.

Boiler Room Brawl
Bray Wyatt def. Kane
After a brief break in the action, a camera crew entered the arena boiler room and found Bray Wyatt lurking in the darkness. He carried a new lantern to light his way, pacing in the room and muttering to himself, waiting for Kane to arrive.
Wyatt ignored the camera crew and went about his business until his lantern began to flicker. His attention turned to it as it flickered more and more, then eventually went out, leaving the room in complete darkness. Then, ever so slowly, the lantern came back to life, this time glowing a fiery red.
Wyatt cackled to himself and shouted "HE'S HERE!!" before the boilers around him erupted in flame. Steam and fire illuminated the room in bright red light, and Wyatt squared off with a monstrous, dark figure, who emerged from the flames and attacked Wyatt.
The flames died down and the two brutes disappeared into the darkness where cameras couldn't see what was happening. We heard every last second though, and while the brawl itself only lasted a moment or two, the struggle and pain could be felt and heard. Both men cried out as flesh and bone cracked and slammed against the hot steel and unforgiving concrete of the boiler room.
When all went quiet, the cameras tried to focus on where the last sounds were heard. Then, after a moment, Bray Wyatt emerged from the darkness wearing Kane's cracked, grotesque mask. He laughed louder and heartier than he ever had before, raising his arms and bringing the red fire back to life around him before the camera crew had seen enough and ran for their lives.

Jay White & Ruby Riott def. Hiromu Takahashi & Asuka
All four competitors in this intergender tag team match suffered disappointing losses on Night #1 and were looking to get back into the win column. While the duos seemed rather mashed together, they worked surprisingly well as teams and put on one hell of a match.
That was until Jay White tripped Asuka late in the match while the referee was distracted, and Ruby Riott spiked her with a vicious DDT for the victory.
White celebrated outside the ring but should have just hightailed it out of there because Hiromu Takahashi saw the whole thing and hit an Asai Moonsault to the outside on White before the bell was even done ringing. While Hiromu and White brawled outside the ring, Ruby Riott had her arm raised and celebrated until she was pulled into an Asuka Lock for her troubles.
While Hiromu and Asuka had the last laugh, they still lost the match and hit the halfway point of Wrestlefest winless. White and Riott have momentum heading into Night #3 and they might just make it out of this weekend with some respect on their names by any means necessary.

Bullrope Match
Elias def. "Hangman" Adam Page
The Bullrope Match between Elias and Adam Page was a hard-hitting slugfest that blew the fans in MSG away. Elias got to show off his savage side and went shot for shot with the country boy every step of the way. Both men left it all in the ring and wowed the crowd with some innovative moves.
All match Elias was going for his guitar propped on one of the ringposts, but Adam Page managed to keep him away from it no matter what Elias threw at him. Eventually Page went to close out the match with a Buckshot Lariat, but Elias tugged him off the ropes at the last minute and Page fell to the canvas. Elias then tied Page up and dragged him to where his guitar was and grabbed it, but Adam Page wriggled free and dodged the guitar shot at the last second. Page then planted his feet on the ropes and knocked Elias down with a back elbow smash, and Page thought that was enough to head outside and finish him off with his signature move.
But he thought wrong. Page slingshotted himself into the ring for a second Buckshot attempt but Elias was ready and waiting, and Page dove directly into a guitar shot that sent splinters into the upper decks. And that's a wrap. There will be no encore.

Tomohiro Ishii def. Stevie Richards
Maybe Stevie Richards wanted to return to the ring this weekend, or maybe he was happy just supporting and managing his new protege Nikki Cross. But no matter what his plans were, he didn't want to be standing across from the ring from The Stone Pitbull.
Tomohiro Ishii put Stevie Richards through the ringer, taking out all his frustrations from Night #1 on his poor, unsuspecting victim. Richards did get in some offense, and showed that he's still got it, and was even resilient enough (or stupid enough) to kick out of an Ishii Driver. But it was still over. A T-Bone Suplex and another Ishii Driver later, it was all over.

After a mad writing binge last night and an equally insane one this afternoon my card is finally in. Win, lose, or draw nobody can say I didn't write enough  :lol:

Looking forward to seeing what you guys came up with. I personally think I broke my brain on this one. 

Quadruple main event? I hope this leads to the whole show being the main event.

WE HAVE 12 MAIN EVENTS!

Somewhere Punk is tweeting about he doubts the pay is the same.

I'm going to be REAL honest right now.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to finish this shit before the deadline. At least not the way I would have wanted to. My first Fathers Day is Sunday. Monday I'm going to be busy. It literally comes down to tomorrow and I hope I have it in me. So far, I'm only 1 1/2 matches in.

What are you doing on Father’s Day? Are you supposed to do something on it?

Shouldn't be too bad. All the restaurants are walk-ins. On Mother's Day you'd better have a reservation...

Jun 15, 2019 0:12:09 GMT @ness said:

Quadruple main event? I hope this leads to the whole show being the main event.

You obviously haven't seen this card. You'll understand once you do. Actually....

I could have easily made it a quintuple main event but I thought that might be just a wee bit over the top, and I'd hate to be accused of being OTT....

RT I sent you a second PM. Ignore the first. I had to add a little something at the end. No more edits! I swear! I'm not even going to think about this anymore until the cards are posted. 

Yo I’m just reading my night 2 results and comparing to my next card and fuck it. KING KID could beat me 20-0 and I wouldn’t care. I’m having so much fun boys. Love it. Love you. Fuck yea.

Jun 15, 2019 0:56:01 GMT KING KID said:

I'm going to be REAL honest right now.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to finish this shit before the deadline. At least not the way I would have wanted to. My first Fathers Day is Sunday. Monday I'm going to be busy. It literally comes down to tomorrow and I hope I have it in me. So far, I'm only 1 1/2 matches in.

I want full KING KID in our match. Tell me where you want the deadline and I’ll move it.

(I will go no later than Wednesday)

Any day you want bro.

(As long as it’s Wednesday)

Nah. That’s not fair to everyone else.

I’ll have my card in tonight. By Wednesday, no later then Wednesday, I will have defeated you and that’s the bottom line because The Kid said so!

Jun 15, 2019 1:15:14 GMT Lionheart said:

What are you doing on Father’s Day? Are you supposed to do something on it?

Not sure. It’s my first. The way I’m envisioning it is hand fed strawberries. Back massage. Hearing 10 things that are wonderful about me and a performance for the ages. 

What will probably happen is; go to her father for lunch. My father for dinner and put a baby to sleep as he fights us off.