Totally shamelessly stealing the other thread topic to start a new discussion now that the fast food talk is dying down.

This is a broad topic so I’ll leave it up to you how you want to do your lists. I could probably do one that is just chocolate bars and another one for chips, or maybe you just want to generalize (S Tier - Chips, A Tier - Popcorn, Chocolate, B Tier...)

Whatever. Do what you want. I expect lots of arguing and ruined friendships over this topic so don’t let me down.

This one won't be as in-depth since I can't pull up a central list of snacks, but I'll just describe some stuff on recent grocery hauls.

S-Tier and I won't hear anything else. It doesn't even have to be the "factory" version. Mom made it? Bake sale? Store brand? There is something special about these things. The cereal sucks. Sure the music it makes in milk is a nice gimmick, but without the marshmallow treat it doesn't have a career. Sure you can paint them in chocolate, but it's like going from Corn to Frosted Flakes... it's a completely different animal.

A-Tier probably. I do love me some pepperoni sticks. I have a weak tongue when it comes to spices. For instance the KFC Nashville Hot is actually hot to me. A spicy chicken sandwich is my limit. I like just a sample of heat on the side of my tongue and back of the throat. Nothing where I'm dying, so this fits the bill. Love it.

Another one that's A for sure. I don't like regular chex mix because certain pieces are garbage. That brown biscuit doorstop can fuck right off. This is the best. Part sweet, part salty. My only complaint is the box has less contents than a regular box of Cheez-It, so they're kinda ripping you off. Not to mention there's probably just as many M&Ms on the box that they actual put inside the package. But whatevas.

I'll add more as I think of em, but these are some of my favorites at the moment.

I'm not a big snacks person and I'm drunk so this should be pretty easy...

S Tier - Milk chocolate. I mean pure milk chocolate. No bullshit insertions like caramel, toffee, weird flavours. I eat at least one of the following chocolate bars once a day. Which probably isn't the most healthy thing in the world, but fuck it. It's my only regular food luxury.




Dairy Milk, Jaffa Cakes and Terry's Chocolate Orange. The dream team.

A Tier - Pringles. Besides the above, the only snack food I eat regularly, but it's never more than a monthly binge.

All other snack foods can fuck off.

I've recently taken a liking to these, particuliarly the cheddar one. I'd give them a solid B, but man I feel like James Franco from Spidey 3 whenever I do my weekly shopping.

Jun 22, 2019 23:36:58 GMT Emperor said:

Jaffa Cakes

Every time someone mentions Jaffa Cakes it takes me back to the iconic moment in a United game when Rio Ferdinand was cramping up and the trainer brought some on the pitch for him to eat.

S Tier: O'Ryan's Sour Cream and Onion chips (so old no pictures)- They quit making these in the early 90's but no chip has ever come close since. Thick ripple cut and caked in seasoning (think Ruffles only 10x's better), you would seriously need to wash up after having just a small bag. Their sour cream and bacon was also awesome. Found this nice little article on them here: mattgunn.wordpress.com/2007/03/12/remember-this-2/ That's not what the bags looked like however.


       
Old Dutch restaurant style tortilla chips and nacho cheese dip (microwave heated). I don't care how many chemicals and crap were in the dip, this was heaven when watching a football game. Sadly can't find the dip in stores anymore and have to settle for the stuff in a glass jar.


This would be my current go to S-tier snack but you have to pay out the ass for it. Usually only for New Year's or when I have a craving that needs to be quenched do I go for this combo.
A Tier:

 
Can't go against the classic chocolate goodies.