OK, let's get caught up...
S1E18Wait, does a new season of #NWAPowerrr start after each PPV? That wouldn't make sense... right?
Also, still missing Dokken's Into the Fire in the worst way.
Random thoughts during intro: Nick Aldis vs. Drew McIntyre would be a dream match.
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}CAN'T COMPLAIN!! CAN'T COMPLAIN!! And we open up with Muscle Bottoms joining the broadcast team. Personal rule means no headset for drunk Jim Storm.
And here comes Pope & Dawsons for their six-man against Kingston & Bouncers. Oh, wait, no... it's just a normal tag?
GOOD POINT, STU... Where's Breaking Newz Bennett's beer!? Wait, is E-Li back to being a teetotaler drinking water? Or was that a pounder, and he's just being a jokester?
Love the chubby wubby battle brewing here! I don't know who the other bouncer is, but Beer City Bruiser should ditch him and form an epic tag team with Big Trev.
Meanwhile, this other Bouncer could probably pull off a King Kong Bundy 2.0 gimmick.
Fat titty slapping each other around the ring. Impressive girth on Bouncer #2 to make the Dawsons look "fit" by comparison.
Did someone just say "Have you ever been fucked?" on a hot mic for it to be bleeped? :lol: Who was that? What did they say?
Oh shit, what's up with Homocide? Why is he facing surgery? Just because he's old?
The biggest #NWAPowerrrBomb in #NWAPowerrr history nearly ends it after some managerference. That should've been it. Why does this match need a false finish and to be dragged out? Second rope superplex and frog splash combo (i.e., the Powerplex) ends it shortly thereafter.
Fuck, Stu just breaks hearts by proclaiming he'll never ever get back in the ring again. Muscle Bottoms and Bouncers going all NHL/Stanley Cup drinking brewskis outta the Crockett Cupp post-match. And E-Li is apparently back to his teetotaling ways, faking a sip of Crockett IPA and swapping back to water at the last minute.
QUESTION: So are Bouncers NWA talent now, or ROH-signed talent just on loan? Some of this swapping is getting confusing. But, listening to Dave Lagana on Taz's podcast, it sounds like he and Billy have a lot of respect for ROH and like to collaborate with them since the beginning... so maybe it's just gonna be a lot of blurred lines.
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}Footage of Slick Nick at Free Enterprise, and all I can think of is how disappointing #NWAPowerrr's representation was at that show according to our live reporter on the scene
Baker-man.
But, to boost my spirits, here comes hot-as-fuck Kamille (wearing too much per usual) and equally hot-as-fuck "Gerard Butler" Thom Latimer. Will Kamille speak!? No, of course, not.
Galli planting those Evolution-Batista seeds for Thom's eventual turn on Slick Nick. Can't wait for that program! But Thom is playing it low key cool. Royce will probably get Orton'd somehow beforehand with a rushed/botched face turn only to get quickly punked out by Slick Nick, and then turned back into a heel.
"StrictBiz4Eva" - Big Thom
Kamille surprises us with a lot to say to close the interview.
And now here comes Mama's Storm's Baby Boy, accompanied by a chorus of "PERFECT STORM"(?) chants.
Big Thom wrestling with a shirt on... WTF? He's making the world's worst ring gear choices in #NWAPowerr; first losing the kilt, now wrestling in a shirt. Meanwhile, Tim Storm's ring gear keeps getting better and better IMO. Love this red, white, and blue deal.
Idea for a new finisher name for Tim Storm: Pine Bluff Buster
What is this, a powerhouse stalemate? I'm digging it. Meat and potatoes solid basics. I'm loving me some Tim Storm more and more every outing. And I got hopes for Big Thom so long as he can get his ring gear game sorted out, stat.
Somersault spear? That's an interesting spin on an overdone move. But this seems like an odd detail... love the bullying elbows in the corner, but why use the padded elbow? You just made a point of removing your other elbow pad for a reason. Make it matter. And now more MMA elbows with the padded elbow. Dum. Maybe Big Thom has trouble telling the difference between right and left (like
Wife)?
"Ironjaw" Tim Storm wants more! I love Tim's boots too. Since Extra ASS abandoned the nude tights, and since Question Mark hasn't added a few extra ?'s to his gear, I think Tim Storm might be in contention for best ring gear in #NWAPowerrr. Of course, The Resplendent One is solidly #1... but Tim could be #1b.
Implant DDT is a pretty boring finisher. And "The Brighter Side of Suffering" is way too clunky to work as a finisher name.
Mama Storm is single?! "FIGHT YOUR MOM!" Love the chants this studio audience comes up with.
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}Wonder if it's worth checking out NWA's Shopzone again. I just assume they're still outta stock on everything, especially given
Baker-man's merch stand report from Free Enterprise.
Recap from last week's solid (IMO) TV title match between Big Trev and Extra ASS. And now shouty Big Trev is out, all fired up for a rematch. He's a fiery ginger, ain't he? Oh shit, and now here's Question Mark in a Kill Bill jumpsuit. He uses some Mongrovian throat chanting to calm the scene. Possibly the most beautiful national anthem I've ever heard. And now Question Mark offers to train Big Trev in the ways of KAH-RAH-TAY!? Or did he just challenge him to a match? I'll be happy either way, but kinda prefer the former.
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}Baker-man, TOTALLY agreed... Marty Squirrel's counteroffer is TERRIBLE and so anticlimactic. The TOTAL REFUND was such a better stip. Only good news coming out of this is Slick Nick's odds of retaining just increased!
Wait... how did @ness figure out
Baker is or isn't on the email list? And wait,
Baker works for #NWAPowerrr? Is this shoot or kayfabe?
The Circle Squared... think I saw some video elsewhere where WPC explained this.
Oh shit, #NWAPowerrr took my idea for SuperPowerrr! And they're also expanding to include something called Powerrr Surrrge? I hope I can keep up with all this content. And Mooney's gonna start dropping podcasts? I think odds are high I'll only be able to stick with #NWAPowerrr.
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}Commercial time with Nikita Koloff, eh? Whering a Man Camp t-shirt? What is Man Camp? This is a commercial advertising Jesus? WTF... is this legit? Is WPC an uber-Christian or something? Confused by this commercial. Can't tell what's going on...
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}Starks/Cross rematch. OK. Here comes third-rate Evan Bourne first. And now the champ, string bean Rocky Maivia. Me senses a retention (although I forget, I think this is going to a time-limit draw per the party thread)?
Cross is so hilarious small. He should start a Dwarf gimmick. Meanwhile, still love the Lucky 7 concept. Maybe Cross should also just embrace a slow motion gimmick too, seeing as he apparently only has one gear... first. Ride the clutch, graybeard!
Man Bun Ref needs to catch an errant dropkick to the schnoz. Or wrestle
rad in a "Loser Loses His Man Bun" match.
These matches should seriously be wrestled as intense sprints given the time-limit... but there's no such thing as "sprinting" when Cross is one of the guys in the ring. Similar question re: Cross as applied to Bouncers... is he actually signed to ROH? On permanent loan to NWA? What's his deal?
:lol: @ Cross's hip guy Hitler youth haircut comeover flip-floppin' around as he moves and bumps. It's just bald-spot highlighter at this point, bro.
Suplex seesaw spot is fun at least. I like this. And now crowd is getting into it with the "WHOAAAA"s.
Half-minute to go, and this has been a pretty meh match. Would've been cool had that Tornado DDT ended it just before the time limit expires. I fucking HATE Cross's stupid Cross Cutter finisher thing. But I fucking LOVE Sick Zick! Out here to lift the mood. Missed a button. Look at that shirt. What's the difference between Ricky and Zicky!? Zicky is a consistent finisher, that's what! I.E. He 100% CUMZ
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}Concussions and cigarettes, 90s galore, love it!
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}Gotta shit, but wanna powerrr through the rrrest of this episode. Conflicted!
Ladies Division recap. Love Melina's outfit from last week.
Third Wheel Marti Belle out now to cut a promo no one cares about.
First rule of Melina Fight Club, you don't mention Melina's name.
Marti now forcing the Latina accent a bit too hard. Girl, relax; ethnicity isn't a gimmick.
"Tessawrecker" Allysin Kay out now looking pretty decent actually, and I'm on board for a Allysin/Marti match (or rather squash) to reestablish the former champ.
Random thought: Allyin/Kamille seems like it could have some dream match potential.
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}Why haven't they announced more tangible details about the Crockett Cupp yet?
Anyway... here's Melina, looking GOOOD. And then there's Tasha, looking... like Tasha. To her credit, she does have a Jazz meets Naomi vibe going on. Depending on her in-ring style, that could be a good thing. Like a fierce face. Could be built up as a good challenge to Thunderrr Rosa maybe? Anyway, here we go...
I think I maybe take back what I said about Melina. This outfit makes her look like she's got a mega gunt. And is she wearing a purple bra under her gear? Looks weird and sloppy. Should've gone with a black bra, or... preferably... ditched the bra altogether and let them titty slips fly!
Despite age and ring rust, Melina looking overall good in the ring though. And Shrill Kid is ANTI Melina, lol. Shrill Kid.
So is "NWA Leadership" just WPC? Appreciate him having some balls and standing up to Melina, not giving her an immediate title shot.
Nice solid neckbreaker from Tasha. Tasha and Sasha should form a tag team. Because if there's one thing I like more than matching ring gear for tag team partners, it's NAMES THAT RHYME!
Commentary sounds like it's getting tired. So Melina ends it. Wish she wasn't wearing that G-D bra. But now she cuts a fiery post-match promo... GLARING at an odd camera, but it works. Lovin' her. "Sanctioned by Melina"!!! You go, girrrl.
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}Prairie doggin' this turd, man. Ten minutes to go. Hope I can pull this off...
I kinda like/dislike StrictBiz mixing up the tag combo, splitting off a Wild Card to pair up with Slick Nick. And LOVE Our Pal Sal getting a push here with this MayVal stuff. And here comes RnRx. CAN'T COMPLAIN!! CAN'T COMPLAIN!! CAN'T COMPLAIN!!
Royce debuting long tights here? They look good... in fact, better than his previous look. Big Thom needs to take notes. The Resplendent One looking resplendent as always. RnRx looking go kart swat meet as always.
Guys, quit shilling the NWA Shopzone if there's nothing in stock. It's just frustrating torture!
That's not a nutcracker, Stu... it's a wishbone split!
Hey, wait a second... whatever happened to Scott Steiner? Which reminds me, whatever happened to Colt Cabana and Ken Anderson? Anderson's deal with TNA pissed off WPC, right? So he got shit-canned? And Colt went to AEW, which doesn't fly with NWA's ROH alliance? But what about Steiner!?
Shiiit...
Wife is awake. Need to come back to finish the main event.