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Post by Baker on Jan 28, 2020 23:32:15 GMT
I approve of this Ricky/Zicky feud
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:33:04 GMT
Ricky Starks: Smartphone Wrestling Champion YES! But more realistically/hopefully, more like: Ricky Starks: Belt Warmer for Sick Zick (a.k.a. The REAL Smartphone -AND Smartwatch- Wrestling Champion)
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Post by Baker on Jan 28, 2020 23:33:09 GMT
"Mutant freak" :lol:
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:33:17 GMT
Higher, higher... LOWER.
$16!
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Post by @admin on Jan 28, 2020 23:33:21 GMT
Holy shit I love this guy.
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:33:47 GMT
Holy shit I love this guy. Ditto. Can't wait for his world title push.
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Post by Baker on Jan 28, 2020 23:33:54 GMT
That is one expensive fanny pack!
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:34:15 GMT
Guys, keep an eye out for the vulva in Sick Zick's taint.
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Post by Baker on Jan 28, 2020 23:34:16 GMT
I regret every bad thing I ever wrote about Zicky Dice
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:35:16 GMT
Holy shit... I just realized Sick Zick also has his face on his tights. His glasses and nose on the front, his ears on the sides. Maybe it's his lips on his taint instead of a vulva (which I guess are still lips, so I was close).
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Post by Baker on Jan 28, 2020 23:35:26 GMT
🤯 It's sunglasses!!! Let's go, Zicky!
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:35:52 GMT
I regret every bad thing I ever wrote about Zicky Dice It's ok... we all make mistakes from time to time. You're allowed one, you otherwise perfect animal, you.
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:36:08 GMT
🤯 It's sunglasses!!! Let's go, Zicky! Not on his taint. Check his taint!
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:36:44 GMT
The Lucky 7 rule, eh? Sounds like something KJ wanted to introduce in one of his fan fics once upon a time.
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:37:15 GMT
Honestly, I like #NWAPowerrr introducing something sport-like/stat-based to this. WWE should take note.
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:38:02 GMT
This has to go to a time-limit draw to keep Sick Zick strong and carry on this feud... right?
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:39:09 GMT
OH NO! Jeff Jarrett's The Stroke! Fuck, poor Sick Zick.  Dice's finisher should be called Snake Eyes, no?
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:39:33 GMT
DRINKING BUDDIES!
or, what was the other one?
Muscle Bottoms?
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:39:54 GMT
No one is as great as Slick Nick; i.e., no one else can get their titles to stand up.
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:40:11 GMT
Crowd FUCKING *LOVES* E-Li
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:41:00 GMT
Baker, I get your Rock comparisons but how can you not see the Austin comparisons too?! E-Li's YEEEAAAHs are so "Hell Yeahs" meet "Whats".
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:41:38 GMT
YES! The Belt Collectors. Every feud I want to see is happening.
And Extra ASS is doing a KAH-RAH-TAY strip tease outta his gi!
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Post by Baker on Jan 28, 2020 23:41:57 GMT
Belt Collectors vs. Beer Muscles? Yes, please.
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:42:13 GMT
Extra ASS gets the placemat to stand, which makes sense... because he's as great as Slick Nick/
But then again, the placemat gives an unfair advantage
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:42:42 GMT
Belt Collectors vs. Beer Muscles? Yes, please. Beer Muscles, that's it. Not Muscle Bottoms. What the fuck was I thinking/where did I get that?
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:43:20 GMT
CHIK-FIL-A chants!
Extra ASS is a vegan tho!
And now Jim "Not Tim" Storm dropping racist Asian jokes?
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:43:53 GMT
hahaha
James Storm: Knock Knock
Extra ASS: Who's there?
James Storm: Brayden Walker
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Post by Baker on Jan 28, 2020 23:44:03 GMT
Belt Collectors vs. Beer Muscles? Yes, please. Beer Muscles, that's it. Not Muscle Bottoms. What the fuck was I thinking/where did I get that? You combined Beer Muscles and Bottoms Up "I'm a vegan!" :lol:
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Post by 🤯 on Jan 28, 2020 23:44:33 GMT
Remember when E-Li was a teetotaler?
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Post by Baker on Jan 28, 2020 23:44:53 GMT
I'm starting to think James STorm is legitimately drunk
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