Honestly I have to thank System and his AV for it. It reminded me of Marilyn Manson and then it all clicked. With the characters I drafted, I had to turn this shit a little dark. A little bizarre.

I’m not going to be able to complete this until tomorrow night unfortunately but I hope I can make myself proud because I have a pretty bad ass idea.

What is the deadline in your Timezone RT ?

Damn I read that as Gangrel and got super hyped but then looked again and it's just boring Gargano.

Jul 3, 2020 11:51:58 GMT @ness said:

Damn I read that as Gangrel and got super hyped but then looked again and it's just boring Gargano.

Don't fret yet! Maybe jTjohncenaGOAT is booking Little Johnny as the #SpeakingOut Avenger!

Round 1 is in

OH WHAT A NIGHT!

Still haven't started. Guess I'd better get on it doggoneit.

Jul 3, 2020 14:16:28 GMT @ness said:

Still haven't started. Guess I'd better get on it doggoneit.

Goddamnit, @ness. Don't let me advance by forfeit! We're supposed to tie as payback for RT booking us against each other in the first round.

RT just roll with the 3rd revision

Jul 3, 2020 14:35:26 GMT 🤯 said:

Jul 3, 2020 14:16:28 GMT @ness said:

Still haven't started. Guess I'd better get on it doggoneit.

Goddamnit, @ness. Don't let me advance by forfeit! We're supposed to tie as payback for RT booking us against each other in the first round.

We will force a million coin flips!

Jul 3, 2020 11:51:58 GMT @ness said:

Damn I read that as Gangrel and got super hyped but then looked again and it's just boring Gargano.

Delete this absolute blasphemy, you schmuck.

Jul 3, 2020 15:22:46 GMT The Dazz said:

Jul 3, 2020 11:51:58 GMT @ness said:

Damn I read that as Gangrel and got super hyped but then looked again and it's just boring Gargano.

Delete this absolute blasphemy, you schmuck.

Gargano is a wank pheasant who would get swiped left on tinder because he's a short Manlet!

Jul 3, 2020 5:13:29 GMT System said:

What is the deadline in your Timezone RT ?

I dunno. I’m the last person to go to bed and the last one up on Sunday, and I probably won’t post round 1 first thing after getting up. Hopefully you can get it to me by then.

Sent. Meh.

Still not sent. Meh.
Just wasn't in the mood. Maybe Sunday?

Working on my entry and my laptop battery runs out! Fuck!

Now I have to wait some time to write because I don’t feel like sitting on a chair and typing. I’m going to give it a half hour of charge and lay my ass back down on this couch to complete this.

Jul 4, 2020 3:04:34 GMT Baker said:

Still not sent. Meh.
Just wasn't in the mood. Maybe Sunday?

Well I’m posting Round 1 on Sunday so get it in early.

I’ll send mine to you very early Sunday morning my time which will be Saturday afternoon for you I think.

I’ll have mine in by tonight.

Got the bones of a card in. I’ve written some of the best promos ever when driving for this card - but I just don’t have the time/drive to type them up. I still think it’s a fun card though. No gifs, so Kid will win.

Mine is in.

Jul 4, 2020 21:43:41 GMT PB said:

Got the bones of a card in. I’ve written some of the best promos ever when driving for this card - but I just don’t have the time/drive to type them up. I still think it’s a fun card though. No gifs, so Kid will win.

Dude. I have the best ideas for my card too but after my laptop died on me last night I haven’t found the motivation to continue yet today. I’ll have it done. We’ll see who wins.

I have to make a decision tonight.

Beat PB with a drunk card or wake up tomorrow missing the deadline.

I choose the former.

I choose A. You wanna see what a ducking machine I am when my mind is altered? Check out this shit. I’m so fucking smooth with my words. So fucking DOPE.

I’m not even joking. I am about to do this shit ZERO GIF STYLE.

YOU WANT SOME OF THESE WORDS?! YOU GOT IT!

IM THE PROMO KING FOR A REASON.

YOU CANT SPELL KINGDOM WITHOUT KID AND I AM THE FUCKING KING.

No gifs? You really have been drinking.

Yeah and I might still do GIFs depending on how I feel. I do what I want.

Also @theshow has the ducking best roster there is. The pressure is on him to see if he can capitalize. Let’s see what you got outsider.

Also bodyslam has no idea he has a bye. He’s so dumb.

I also hate that I have to face PB first round. He’s good. He’s real good. I would’ve SMASHED THROUGH some of these rosters.

Baker and RT would’ve been tough to get through too to be honest because they’re talented mofos. 🤯 got talent too so I’d watch out if I were you @ness although you two are probably the funniest morherfuckers on PW. pduh should be interesting to read if I don’t have to figure out the words he’s trying to say. Hopefully he doesn’t cut too many promos because that’ll be rough. Who else? Oh yeah bodyslam bye week. We shouldn’t even tell him he has a BYE and never put up a poll for his showdown just to watch him freak out. I know I’m forgetting people oh yeah jTjohncenaGOAT has a great roster too. Let’s see how long until he quits though. rad going to rad, right?

Oh yeah. System is the man. He actually had common sense on this board compared to a lot of people. I like the man. And @dazz is also at the top of my ‘might quit’ list. Let’s see if he still got it though!

And fuck the wildcards. Ain’t got no respect for them. They will NEVER get my votes.

Okay time to write. See you guys.

Card is sent. Turns out I was incapable of half-assing it after all. I didn't even half moon it! You'll understand when cards are posted...