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Post by KING KID on Jun 20, 2020 22:53:11 GMT
Is a fucking Cow. Not a dog. Learned this a few weeks ago. Good luck teaching and convincing your child this. 🤯 that’s some dad advice too. @ness GIF it up.
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Post by c on Jun 20, 2020 22:58:50 GMT
Thought that had been long disproven and was just Reel Rundown making shit up.
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Post by c on Jun 20, 2020 22:59:09 GMT
Get that filthy liberal shit out of here!!! Snopes.com is fake news (or so they tell me in the politics thread). And I may be the odd man out, I always thought he was a Hippo. I mean his teeth and all.
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Post by cig on Jun 20, 2020 23:05:41 GMT
Get that filthy liberal shit out of here!!! Snopes.com is fake news (or so they tell me in the politics thread). And I may be the odd man out, I always thought he was a Hippo. I mean his teeth and all. He's been described by Disney as a "funny animal" and a "anthropomorphic dog" but you know...what would they know about it? Typical liberal agenda!!
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 20, 2020 23:08:26 GMT
I thought it was proven he was a dog, and that's why there were all these issues with Pluto — like why the fuck can't Pluto speak then!?
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Post by cig on Jun 20, 2020 23:10:59 GMT
I thought it was proven he was a dog, and that's why there were all these issues with Pluto — like why the fuck can't Pluto speak then!? Pluto is a dog, Goofy is a "funny animal" funny animals have human characteristics. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_animal
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2020 23:11:13 GMT
I thought it was proven he was a dog, and that's why there were all these issues with Pluto — like why the fuck can't Pluto speak then!? Wait I'm confused (this whole cow theory only being brought to my attention minutes ago) doesn't the fact that Goofy CAN talk prove he is in fact a cow since Pluto can't?
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 20, 2020 23:15:36 GMT
Goofy def ain't a cow. He's got whiskers. Cows don't have Whisker. Or button noses.
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Post by cig on Jun 20, 2020 23:18:18 GMT
Goofy def ain't a cow. He's got whiskers. Cows don't have Whisker. Or button noses. Not to mention that cows are notoriously vile people, while Goofy is a class act all the way. Have you guys not seen the relationship he has with his son Max? If only we all had a parent that cared that much.
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Post by KING KID on Jun 20, 2020 23:19:54 GMT
Goofy always flirts with the lady cow. How’s he not a cow? He’s a cow fucking dog? I’m confused now by you guys. What the fuck.
I was convinced he was a cow and now you guys got me thinking my 1 year old is right.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2020 23:20:18 GMT
Goofy def ain't a cow. He's got whiskers. Cows don't have Whisker. Or button noses. Can't even tell which is which.
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Post by KING KID on Jun 20, 2020 23:21:59 GMT
And I honestly thought he was a dog my whole life until a few weeks ago where I started putting two and two together and then googled it and found out he was a cow. Now I’m all fucked up.
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Post by KING KID on Jun 20, 2020 23:22:34 GMT
Goofy def ain't a cow. He's got whiskers. Cows don't have Whisker. Or button noses. Can't even tell which is which.
LMFAO. That’s the funniest comment I ever read.
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Post by cig on Jun 20, 2020 23:23:58 GMT
Goofy always flirts with the lady cow. How’s he not a cow? He’s a cow fucking dog? I’m confused now by you guys. What the fuck. I was convinced he was a cow and now you guys got me thinking my 1 year old is right. He just likes the ladies I think. Evidently the thick ones.
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Post by KING KID on Jun 20, 2020 23:24:49 GMT
Goofy always flirts with the lady cow. How’s he not a cow? He’s a cow fucking dog? I’m confused now by you guys. What the fuck. I was convinced he was a cow and now you guys got me thinking my 1 year old is right. He just likes the ladies I think. Evidently the thick ones. So he’s a pig?
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Post by cig on Jun 20, 2020 23:26:05 GMT
He just likes the ladies I think. Evidently the thick ones. So he’s a pig? Figuratively.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2020 23:26:22 GMT
He just likes the ladies I think. Evidently the thick ones. So he’s a pig?
Goofy reps all farm animals far as I'm concerned.
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Post by iNCY on Jun 20, 2020 23:28:11 GMT
Maybe goofy is a furry A dog in a cow costume trying to get with a cow? There's definitely something wrong with goofy.
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Post by KING KID on Jun 20, 2020 23:28:41 GMT
We all need to figure this out so we can be better parents.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2020 23:30:01 GMT
🤯 bringing a kid into the world with a massive looming economic collapse, corona-chan infecting us with bat diseases and now this. Should be ashamed of his actions. Glad I got no skin in the game as far as the future goes.
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 20, 2020 23:32:46 GMT
I think kids shows are def pro interspecies fucking. I mean, how else do you explain whatever is going on between Kermit and Miss Piggy? At least Goofy is keeping it to mammals. Amphibian on porcine porn is just... I don't even know. More of an acquired taste?
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Post by KING KID on Jun 20, 2020 23:34:24 GMT
I think kids shows are def pro interspecies fucking. I mean, how else do you explain whatever is going on between Kermit and Miss Piggy? At least Goofy is keeping it to mammals. Amphibian on porcine porn is just... I don't even know. More of an acquired taste? Yeah and let’s not ignore the elephant in the room. Spongebob is gay now. But is he an elephant or no?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2020 23:35:42 GMT
whatever is going on between Kermit and Miss Piggy?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2020 23:36:16 GMT
Apparently, Hello Kitty isn't a cat. Instead, she is a human girl. Just found this out.
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 20, 2020 23:36:54 GMT
Spongebob came out?!?!
I always had my suspicions, but I also never really knew if dish sponges were just asexual too.
Willing to be Squidward and Sandy are gay too.
Patrick and Mr. Krabs are def straight, but neither are probably getting it wet due to varying reasons.
Plankton is likely def gay too, but repressing it hardcore.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2020 23:37:44 GMT
Spongebob came out?!?! I always had my suspicions, but I also never really knew if dish sponges were just asexual too. Willing to be Squidward and Sandy are gay too. Patrick and Mr. Krabs are def straight, but neither are probably getting it wet due to varying reasons. Plankton is likely def gay too, but repressing it hardcore. And we aren't really buying into that damn Sperm whale being Krab's legit kid, right? He pulled a Lony.
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 20, 2020 23:38:04 GMT
Apparently Pikachu isn't an electrified mouse but rather a Pokémon... Whatever that is. Go figure!
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Post by KING KID on Jun 20, 2020 23:38:11 GMT
I should’ve known Spongebob was gay though since sponges suck liquids in.
You think that’s why they went that way with it? Cartoons love to do dirty innuendos like that. Animaniacs was known for it.
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Post by 🤯 on Jun 20, 2020 23:38:25 GMT
Spongebob came out?!?! I always had my suspicions, but I also never really knew if dish sponges were just asexual too. Willing to be Squidward and Sandy are gay too. Patrick and Mr. Krabs are def straight, but neither are probably getting it wet due to varying reasons. Plankton is likely def gay too, but repressing it hardcore. And we aren't really buying into that damn Sperm whale being Krab's legit kid, right? He pulled a Lony. Lony is def Mr. Krabs.
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