SYSTEM

BIG
RIG
WRESTLING  

(AKA 305 LIVE)   


 

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THE BIGGEST BEEFIEST COMBATANTS GO TO BATTLE POUND TO POUND TO DETERMINE THE TRUE #1 IN ALL OF HEAVYWEIGHT WRESTLING!  

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MASSIVE MAYHEM!



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VS 
BIG DADDY V VS RIKISHI



BIG DADDY V STARTED OFF THE EVENT WITH AN IMPRESSIVE WIN OVER RIKISHI, RIKISHI MOUNTED A CONSIDERABLE OFFENSE HIMSELF IN THE EARLY GOINGS HOWEVER IT WAS NO MATCH FOR BIG DADDY V ARSENAL AS HE NAILED RIKISHI WITH THE GHETTO DROP FOR THE 3.



WINNER:BIG DADDY V
 

VS
MARK HENRY VS HAPPY HUMPHREY



MARK HENRY AND HAPPY HUMPHREY WAS AN INTENSE HARD FOUGHT BATTLE THAT ENDED IN A NO CONTEST WITH NEITHER MAN ABLE TO OVERPOWER THE OTHER, HENRY TAKEN BACK BY BEING THE SMALLER OPPONENT IN THE CONTEST. THE BIG BEHEMOTHS COLLIDED AFTER A 20+ MINUTE BOUT WITH NEITHER MAN ABLE TO MAKE TO THEIR FEET AT THE COUNT OF 10.



WINNER: NO CONTEST
 

BODYSLAM CHALLENGE!

 VS 
BIG JOHN STUDD VS GIANT HAYSTACKS



BIG JOHN STUDD WAS VICTORIOUS OVER GIANT HAYSTACKS IN A METHODICAL MATCH UP IN AN INTENSE TWENTY MINUTE BOUT WITH BOTH COMPETITORS WORKING THE BACK THROUGHOUT THE MATCH UP.



ULTIMATELY STUDD PULLED OUT A NARROW WIN IN THE END JUST BARELY MANAGING TO SLAM HAYSTACKS WITH THE BODYSLAM FOR THE VICTORY!



WINNER: BIG JOHN STUDD

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
 
VS 
( C ) THE BIG SHOW & ANDRE THE GIANT VS THE MCGUIRE TWINS



THIS WAS A HARD FOUGHT BACK AND FORTH BATTLE WITH THE MCGUIRE TWINS SHOWING THEIR TAG TEAM EXPERIENCE OVER SHOW AND ANDRE AS MCGUIRE TWINS WERE SEEMINGLY GETTING THE UPPER HAND THROUGHOUT THE MIDDLE OF THE MATCH UP AFTER BIG SHOW & ANDRE HAD AN IMPRESSIVE OPENING.



THEIR TAG TEAM TACTICS WERE NOT MATCH FOR THE SHEER SIZE AND POWER OF BIG SHOW AND ANDRE AS THEY HIT THE TWINS WITH DUAL CHOKESLAMS FOR THE WIN AND RETAINED THEIR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP.



WINNER:

ANDRE THE GIANT/THE BIG SHOW
 

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SUMO SHOWDOWN!
 
VS 
AKEBONO VS YOKOZUNA



AKEBONO AND YOKOZUNA ENGAGED IN A TRADITIONAL SUMO CONTEST WITH YOKOZUNA BESTING AKEBONO VIA RING OUT AFTER AKEBONO ALMOST MANAGED TO SWEEP YOKOZUNA OFF HIS FEET BUT YOKOZUNA USED THIS MOMENTUM TO SWITCH POSITIONS AND PUSH AKEBONO OUT OF THE CIRCLE!



WINNER:

YOKOZUNA

KONG VS KONG

AWESOME KONG VS AJA KONG


VS 


AWESOME KONG ABSOLUTELY DOMINATES THE MATCH UP MAKING QUICK WORK OF AJA IN A DOMINATE FASHION, SQUASHING AJA’S HOPES OF VICTORY WITH THE IMPLANT BUSTER MINUTES INTO THE MATCH UP.



WINNER:

AWESOME KONG

HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
  
VS 
(C) NIA JAX VS BROCK LESNAR



THE MATCH STARTS OFF WITH BROCK GOING AT A LIGHTNING QUICK PACE TO ATTEMPT A GERMAN SUPLEX AT THE OFFSET BUT JAX HOLDS HER STANCE AND BLOCKS THE SUPLEX ATTEMPT. JAX REVERSES SETTING UP FOR HER OWN GERMAN SUPLEX AND BROCK BREAKS FREE AND HITS THE ROPES.



BROCK HIS THE ROPES AND CATCHES JAX WITH A THUNDEROUS LARIAT! BROCK DOMINATES THE MATCH UP FROM HERE WITH HIS PATENTED SERIES OF GERMAN SUPLEXES GETTING THE UPPER HAND IN THE PROCEEDINGS.



BROCK JUMPS BACK AND FORTH MOTIONING FOR JAX TO GET TO A VERTICAL BASE AS SHE USES THE ROPES IN THE CORNER TO GET TO HER FEET. BROCK GETS STRAIGHT BACK TO WORK HITTING JAX WITH SHOULDER CHARGES IN THE CORNER. ON THE THIRD ATTEMPT JAX GETS HER KNEE UP AND SMASHES INTO THE FACE OF THE BEAST BROCK LESNAR. LESNAR STUMBLES BACK HOLDING HIS FACE AS JAX NAILS HIM WITH A THUNDEROUS RIGHT HAND! BROCK HITS THE FLOOR AS JAX RECOVERS HER BREATH FROM THE ATTACKS ON HER MIDSECTION.



OUT OF NOWHERE LESNAR LIFTS HER UP FOR THE F5! NIA BLOCKS IT AND FREES HERSELF FROM BROCK’S SHOULDERS AND ELBOWS BROCK IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! NIA HOLDS BROCK IN A FRONT FACE LOCK TO GRADUALLY WEAR HIM OUT. JAX HOISTS LESNAR UP AND PLANTS HIM WITH A BUCKLE BOMB IN THE CORNER!

JAX GOES TO ONE KNEE RECOVERING FROM HER EFFORTS TO PLANT BROCK INTO THE CORNER.



BROCK THROWN OFF HIS GAME FOR A MOMENT, RECOVERS AND AND RUNS AT JAX FOR ANOTHER LARIAT,

JAX CATCHES LESNAR MID-RUN AND GOES TO PLANT HIM WITH A SAMOAN DROP! LESNAR HITS JAX WITH AN ELBOW AND SLIDES OFF JAX’S SHOULDERS, TURNS JAX AROUND..



F5!


WINNER AND NEW BRW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: BROCK LESNAR

 

THE SHOW

Showtime Wrestling : Battle of the Best

World Heavyweight Championship - Kurt Angle © vs Daniel Bryan

Chris Benoit vs Shinsuke Nakamura

Tag Team Championship - The Revival (c) vs London & Kendrick

Ken Shamrock vs Scott Steiner

Taz vs Shelton Benjamin

Cesaro vs Chris Hero

Finn Balor vs Jushin Thunder Liger

I'm done. That's it. I can't.

Going to get some BK now.

System speaks my language.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

System wins. I can't pinpoint the exact moment he guaranteed my vote, but I think it was when I saw this picture.

Jul 5, 2020 22:34:24 GMT Emperor said:

System wins. I can't pinpoint the exact moment he guaranteed my vote, but I think it was when I saw this picture.

Have you ever seen the pic of them riding motor cycles? I'll look for it later.

They weeble and they wobble, but they don't fall down.

Imagine driving down the highway and those hefty boys come around the corner.

I like @theshow card but I'm more intrigued by what System has going on. I just don't know how long I can stay interested in a card of bigs.

Shamrock/Steiner is my favorite match on @theshow 's card.

But it's not enough. I am in love with System 's vision. What a great idea. I should know. Since I had planned on doing the very same thing! Anyway, I voted for it. Then I erased my vote just so I could vote for it again. The intro alone got me hyped. Perfection. Then we get some product placement worthy of Wayne's World (promo code: BEEFCAKE :lol: ). I thought Musashi was an homage to Nobi. Turns out it's a real thing! So now it works on multiple levels.

Big Rig Wrestling draws all the dimes. Not a single 5'9-209 lb. midget in sight. My one criticism is no more 20 minute matches next time. That only works once as a novelty.

In the book I read, I believe it said they rode the motorcycles because they couldn't comfortably ride in a car.

I have a feeling the 20-minute match times were an inside jab from FergOnFiction to PW News.

I love doing some "tale of the tape"-type comparisons, so let's do them instead of real work!

Big Daddy V vs. Rikishi

UP AGAINST...

Finn Balor vs. Jushin Thunder Liger

In the battle of curtain jerkers, as fast-paced and high-flying as both of these contests would surely be... I'm leaning toward @theshow. While I used to HATE Finn as if he were just another Gargano, my stance on him softened after his awesome performance against Lesnar at that one Rumble. Plus, seeing him in his Demon paint against Liger would make for a cool visual. @theshow gets on the board first!

@theshow - 1 | 0 - System

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Mark Henry vs. Happy Humphrey

UP AGAINST...

Cesaro vs. Chris Hero

Hey, I just now realized something... System should've drafted Chris Hero for 305 Live! This one's interesting, as I have no earthly idea who Happy Humphrey is/was --but I also can't stand "No Work Ethic" Chris Hero. How he ever had supposed hour-long cult classic clinics with CM Punk on the indy scene in states with names starting with the letter "I" is beyond me. HOWEVER, I'll always be a sucker for imploding tag teams... and I'm willing to believe that Cesaro & Hero could have an entertaining match considering their history. Plus, as impressive a feat of strength as it would be to see Henry slam Humphrey... it would be an even more impressive feat of strength watching Cesaro get Hero's fat ass up and around in the Big Swing. Another point to @theshow!

@theshow - 2 | 0 - System

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Body Slam Challenge: Big John Studd vs. Giant Haystacks

UP AGAINST...

Taz vs. Shelton Benjamin

@theshow with an easy point here. Dug Studd as a kid when watching old tapes, but no real idea or investment in Haystacks. Meanwhile, I'm rock hard right now just thinking about all the beautiful suplexes and crazy counters into suplexes in Taz/Shelton. Similar to jTjohncenaGOAT's Joe/Batista matchup, I had no idea up until now that Taz/Shelton was an absolute must-see of a personal dream match for me.

@theshow - 3 | 0 - System

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Tag Team Championship: The Big Show & Andre The Giant (c) vs. The McGuire Twins

UP AGAINST...

Tag Team Championship: The Revival (Revivalist #1 & Revivalist #2) (c) vs. Paul London & Brian Kendrick

System loses some points for me not knowing the McGuire Twins beyond those iconic epic pictures (namely them on the motorbikes). System also loses points for not going with Big Show's WCW persona and billing the champs as Andre The Giant & The Giant. System is further at a disadvantage thanks to Emperor (was that who recommended the NXT matches?) helping to turn my mind around on the Revivalists. They're pretty decent, and London & Kendrick are old school faves. @theshow continues to clean up in what's starting to feel like a clean sweep...

@theshow - 4 | 0 - System

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Sumo Showdown: Yokozuna vs. Akebono

UP AGAINST...

Ken Shamrock vs. Scott Steiner

Woof... this is the toughest head-to-header so far. I wish @theshow had provided even the littlest bit of story to clarify which version of Steiner we were getting here. Lacking that, Yoko/Bono is too much of a spectacle to pass up. System is now on the board, thanks in part to @theshow's laziness.

@theshow - 4 | 1 - System

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Awesome Kong vs. Aja Kong

UP AGAINST...

Chris Benoit vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

Nakamura has proven to be VERY hit and miss with me, and more often finding himself missing. Benoit is virtually always a hit though, and I don't doubt that these two would mesh extremely well. That said, Kong vs. Kong has such a great hook to it. Similar to Shamrock/Steiner vs. Yoko/Bono, @theshow's laziness is gonna cost him. System's presentation and bit of story to Kong vs. Kong gives it enough of an edge to cause me to award him another point. It's just a shame both guys put up seven matches on their cards, as it means @theshow already has this in the bag. But maybe System will go down swinging!?

@theshow - 4 | 2 - System

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Heavyweight Championship: Nia Jax (c) vs. Brock Lesnar

UP AGAINST...

World Heavyweight Championship: Kurt Angle (c) vs. Daniel Bryan

Things keep progressing in a tough direction. I love the idea of Nia as champ, and I love the idea of Nia vs. Brock... BUT, I think System outsmarts himself by giving us the wrong dynamic. I like Nia as the challenger here against a reigning champion Brock... not vice versa, as we're given. System giving away the results beforehand also backfires finally here, as either not knowing the result or having Nia upset Brock to become champ would've both more appealing. Meanwhile, @theshow gets the dynamic right with Kurt being defending champ against up-and-coming DB. I wish @theshow had provided story, but I'm assuming it's safe to say Kurt is the heel and DB is the face. Even if they're both face or both heel though, they're both talented enough and versatile enough as characters to make it work. DB is also a smart enough ring general to be the restrictor Kurt needs to produce perfection. I'm envisioning this being like Kurt/Benoit at RR2003... so, in other words, a contender for my favorite match of all time. Ending point goes to @theshow as he pounds the final nail in System's coffin.

@theshow - 5 | 2 - System

I do apologize for not writing a backstory 🤯. I simply didn’t have time. My idea for the Kurt Angle vs Daniel Bryan match is that Kurt Angle has been the crown jewel for the company since the beginning. He the first and only world champion. Undefeated and dominant since the start. So dominant he drove future Hall of Famers out of the company by tapping them out. However, the lone criticism he continues to receive is that he was gifted the title match from the start. He was offered a spot in the match and he gladly accepted it. Daniel Bryan was also offered the same deal and declined it; choosing to earned his way to the top and give his spot to someone else. This move earned him unanimous support of the audience who followed his journey to this moment for over a year and a half. And every time Bryan gained momentum and was close to a title shot, Kurt Angle undercut him or politicked for more obstacles for Daniel Bryan to overcome; claiming DB was undeserving of a shot at the champ. Many fans and those in the industry agreed that Angle was simply afraid of the historic momentum Daniel Bryan had. Finally after a year and a half, Daniel Bryan won a 16 man number one contenders tournament to face Kurt Angle at the biggest show of the year. Kurt Angle had run out of excuses and had to accept Bryan as his next challenger. Now the two hottest and most gifted wrestlers in the world clash for the most coveted prize in professional wrestling at the biggest show of the year.

Something like that. Haha.

Jul 6, 2020 20:28:37 GMT @theshow said:

I do apologize for not writing a backstory 🤯. I simply didn’t have time. My idea for the Kurt Angle vs Daniel Bryan match is that Kurt Angle has been the crown jewel for the company since the beginning. He the first and only world champion. Undefeated and dominant since the start. So dominant he drove future Hall of Famers out of the company by tapping them out. However, the lone criticism he continues to receive is that he was gifted the title match from the start. He was offered a spot in the match and he gladly accepted it. Daniel Bryan was also offered the same deal and declined it; choosing to earned his way to the top and give his spot to someone else. This move earned him unanimous support of the audience who followed his journey to this moment for over a year and a half. And every time Bryan gained momentum and was close to a title shot, Kurt Angle undercut him or politicked for more obstacles for Daniel Bryan to overcome; claiming DB was undeserving of a shot at the champ. Many fans and those in the industry agreed that Angle was simply afraid of the historic momentum Daniel Bryan had. Finally after a year and a half, Daniel Bryan won a 16 man number one contenders tournament to face Kurt Angle at the biggest show of the year. Kurt Angle had run out of excuses and had to accept Bryan as his next challenger. Now the two hottest and most gifted wrestlers in the world clash for the most coveted prize in professional wrestling at the biggest show of the year.

Something like that. Haha.

Love it!

Holy shit this is tough...

I love @theshow's card, these matchups are amazing. Understand those who didn't have time to expound their storylines; life can be busy sometimes.

System's got 1000 hearty laughs from me in the process. I want to try Hungry Jacks and see if it's any different than BK one day, I've always wondered. Nia Jax vs. Brock Lesnar? Take my $$$!

I've gotta think about who I'm voting for here, this is too tough.

EDIT: Point deduced for System though for not making his promotion's acronym "BBW". Big *drum crash* missed opportunity!