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Bill Goldberg
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Roman Reigns
Bobby Roode
Sabu
Sheamus
Nigel McGuinness
Jinder Mahal
Takeshi Morishima
Diamond Dallas Page
Barry Windham
Jun Akiyama
Takeshi Sugiura
The Big Boss Man
El Hijo del Santo

bodyslam

The biggest names in women's wrestling come together for a night of total nonstop action.  

As BODYSLAM promotions presents . . . . . . . . .   

Charlotte Flair vs Taya Valkyrie

Sasha Banks vs Tessa Blanchard

Rhea Ripley vs Rosemary

The Sky Pirates Io & Kairi Sane vs Kiera Hogan & Tasha Steelz

Bayley vs Kylie Rae

Susie vs Evelisse

Alexa Bliss vs Hikaru Shida 

Here with the official theme song  

Kool and the Gang 



 

Taya - Charlotte Flair the most decorated women's wrestler in the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I am Taya Valkyrie. I am the longest reigning Knockouts champion in history. I am the longest reigning AAA Reina de Reinas champion in history. I am Lucha Royalty. And at Ladies Night you will find out why I am WERA LOCA!

Earlier to day our cameras caught up with Bayley and Sasha.

Bayley - Lets Talk about Tessa Blanchard The Third Generation Diamond vs The Boss Sasha Banks. You know this is a big match. Possibly Match of the Year.
Sasha - Of course it is. I'm in it, but I doubt she shows up. (both laugh) Lets Talk about Bayley vs Smiley 

Kylie Rae - (interrupting) Hi, I'm Kylie. I am such a huge fan and it is a honor to share the ring with you. I was just wondering? (opening her arm) Can I get. . . . . a hug? 

Bayley - (angrily) I-AM-NOT-A-HUGGER!(walks off) 

Rosemary - The Hivelings have spoken and said to put the apple away. Look to the past and Rhea Ripley will DECAY  

DECAY  

DECAY  

Earlier today we caught up with Kiera Hogan and Tasha Steelz and asked their opinions of their opponents
  

Kiera - What the hell is a Sky Pirate? Do these pirate bitches think they can fly? 

Tasha - I doubt these pirate bitches can swim. What are we gonna do to these bitches? 

Kiera - What we always do to bitches. 

Together - Snatch them bitches! 

It all kicks off with Alexa Bliss taking on the all elite Hikaru Shida

OH WHAT A NIGHT!

bodyslam may forever go 0-10 with PW countdowns, but brotha ALWAYS brings his 10-0 game to fan fic drafts.

Loving his shit yet again, and suddenly realizing I want/need a Thunder Rosa/Rosemary feud so bad.

I was going to do a Wrestling World Cup. It was going to open with a Team USA press conference. A member of the press was going to ask team captain Bill Goldberg about the rumors that he was basically keeping to himself at practices whereas Roman Reigns was coordinating drills, giving people feedback on practice matches, etc. Someone had leaked to the press that a fraction of Team USA wanted Roman to take over as captain including the Captain's bonus. Goldberg basically admitted the only reason he agreed to do the cup was for the monetary bonus. Rollins said if anyone was taking over as captain, it would be him, and he deserved that money. Set up a triple threat main event. Winner gets the Captain's Purse, if Rollins loses, he cannot compete on Team USA.

Sabu was going to get kicked off Team USA for fighting with a teammate. Then, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia would sponsor the Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal Maniac as their own one man team, The KSA Presents Sabu. They would also grease the pockets of cup officials to get the rules thrown out the window in an unsanctioned TLC match between Sabu and Mistico trying to take out the captain of Team Mexico.

Some debate was going to rise whether European countries would compete independently or be represented by the European Union. This leads to a match between Nigel McGuiness and Sheamus.

Morishima, Akiyama, and Suguiera were going to represent Team Japan against Big Bossman, Barry Windham, and DDP representing Team USA.

I had no fucking idea what to do with the other three, and it was probably going to be some kind of shitty gauntlet match or something.

Even if you think this would be cool, don't vote for me.

Have to go with bodyslam for putting in the work.

Though it may have been different story if AM had been able to follow through with his vision.