THE DAZZ

Dazzling Wrestling Federation

A Bit of the Razzle Dazzle

*Live from the Quarantine Dome!
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Match One: Cruiserweight Classic

Mustafa Ali vs Dean Malenko



*One of today’s most premier athletes and high flyers takes on one of wrestling’s most lauded and respected technicians, as Mustafa Ali takes on Dean Malenko. Cruiserweight past meets Cruiserweight present in what should be an in-ring classic.*






Match Two: DWF I.C Championship Match

Mr. Perfect (C) vs Tyler Bate



*Perfection meets Prodigy as Mr. Perfect puts up his I.C title against one of pro-wrestling’s fastest rising superstars in the 23 year old Tyler Bate. Two technical masters and great athletes in their own right. Will the experience and cunning of Mr. Perfect retain his championship, or will the youth and explosiveness of the challenger bring championship gold to Tyler Bate?*





Match Three: Tag Team Clinic

American Alpha (Jason Jordan/Chad Gable) vs The New Day (Big E/Xavier Woods)



*Two of wrestling’s best tag teams of the last decade collide in not only the first DWF tag team match, but the first ever meeting between the two teams. Will American Alpha recapture the magic in their first outing as a tag team in nearly three years, or will the New Day continue their success of the past five years and get another huge victory to their legacy?*





Match Four: No DQ, No Countout

Minoru Suzuki vs Stan Hansen



*What more needs to be said about this? It’s Suzuki. It’s Hansen. It’s two of the most hard-hitting, dangerous, and just straight up bad-ass dudes to have ever step inside a Professional Wrestling ring. Hide your Young Lions, keep the wife away, and cover the kiddies eyes because this is going to a war.*





Match Five: International Grudge Match

Jon Moxley vs Tetsuya Naito


*A G1 29 re-match, as Tetsuya Naito seeks to gain a victory over the man who defeated him a year ago in Jon Moxley. Both men are both off a loss, and are not the types to lose twice in a row. With both no strangers to each others antics and style, expect a hard-hitting, drag out affair between two tough motherfuckers who don’t care how they win as long as they win.*




Match Six: FIGHTING SPIRIT

Tomohiro Ishii vs Kenta Kobashi



*Two of Japan’s most prideful and beloved underdogs face off in what should be nothing short of an epic and hard-hitting affair in what is Kenta Kobashi’s DWF debut. Both men have promised to give it their very best and show the strength and pride of Japanese Wrestling.*





Match Seven: The Game vs The Best Bout Machine

Triple H vs Kenny Omega



*No sooner than after it was announced Kenny Omega had been signed to the Dazzling Wrestling Federation, Triple H laid down the challenge to Omega. In his challenge, Triple H demanded that Kenny Omega leave the jokes and house show antics for another day. He demanded that if Kenny Omega wants to prove himself as the “Best Bout Machine” and one of the best wrestlers in the world, he’ll prove himself against a man that has dominated the sport of Professional Wrestling for twenty years. Omega, usually not one to be short on words, simply said he’d let his actions in the ring do the talking and accepted the challenge.*






Match Eight: The Ultimate Anti-Hero vs The Ultimate Hero

*DWF World Championship Match*

Stone Cold Steve Austin (C) vs Hiroshi Tanahashi



*Two legends. Two generational talents. The man who saved the WWF/WWE from it’s darkest periods vs the man who saved NJPW from it’s darkest period. Arguably wrestling’s greatest Anti-Hero takes on arguably wrestling’s greatest Hero, as Stone Cold Steve Austin defends his DWF World Championship against “The Ace” Hiroshi Tanahashi. Two of wrestling's biggest stars and biggest saviors will go one on one for the biggest prize in the Industry, the DWF World Championship.*

RAD

[(#7.) Nick Aldis (c) vs. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (c), NWA World/FMW Championship Unification match] -- The NWA World Champion used the newly acquired managerial services of one Trish Stratus to help him vanquish Cody Rhodes in what has to be considered one of the greatest modern professional wrestling trilogies we've ever witnessed. These actions though did not come without consequences; Aldis and Stratus were received poorly by fans after the fact, and upper management would also bar Trish's from any ringside attendance in the champion's next title defense. Enter "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who had recently been signed from nearby FMW after successfully winning a hard-fought victory in the first-ever [redacted] match against Terry [redacted]. Savage would soon arrive on the scene to challenge Aldis' claims of being the "World's One True Champion" by wagering a title of his very own to the excitement of the onlooking crowd. After Aldis accepted and the match was confirmed though, outrage would soon follow when it was discovered that Nick Aldis had purposefully pulled strings to get Randy Savage's wife and valet, Miss [redacted] fired from the company. Which World Champion will be left standing victorious in our main event!?



[(#6.) Chyna vs. Trish Stratus] -- Chyna's dominate victory over Sami Callihan in their Bring Your Own Weapons match was a victory for all of womanhood; it was clear to everyone watching both at home and in attendance that "The Death Machine" might have bit off a lot more than he could even begin to chew. Chyna's ferocity and willpower were on full display here, despite also taking her share of bumps, as well as leaving the ring with a bloody face when it was all over. The "9th Wonder of the World" became a target yet again, this time at the vengeful hands of Trish Stratus, angered over her recent dismissal as Nick Aldis' valet due to her recent interference in his championship match with Cody Rhodes. Stratus would unintentionally echo Callihan's recent attack on Chyna, promising to finish the job that Sami couldn't before it was Chyna getting the last laugh at the end via countering Trish's chair shot by way of slamming it into her ribcage instead. These two have been kept apart since, but there's no doubt that tensions remain boiling between these legends!



[(#5.) "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt vs. Jake "The Snake" Roberts II, Hell in a Cell match] -- The back-and-forth torment between these two adversaries has yet to slow down. In their recent No DQ match, it was Bray Wyatt coming out victorious, despite a close encounter with Damien and an impromptu DDT (which never even reached the count of two) near the end. This would prove just the right amount of time to vanquish Jake "The Snake" with a Mandible Claw, all while haunting holograms of the Funhouse gang were projected at ringside, all chanting: "EAT-THE-SNAKE! EAT-THE-SNAKE! EAT-THE-SNAKE!!!" Despite never submitting, Roberts was knocked unconscious from the finishing move within this dark red lighting. Since this match, the voices in Jake Roberts head have yet to cease, and he has also become very paranoid and overly protective of Damien as well. Roberts would soon lose his mind though, becoming completely unhinged -- "Demon" has gone missing, and Jake "The Snake" believes one man and one man only can be responsible for Damien's disappearance: "THE FIEND". Wyatt would soon confirm this before proclaiming that he would only reveal the Demon's whereabouts if he Jake was able to defeat him in a rematch. Upper management have grown so concerned over the potential ferocity of this match, that a "Hell in a Cell" stipulation was deemed as the only reasonable solution for the safety of the onlooking crowd.



[(#4.) Harlem Heat vs. The Unstoppables (Mitsuharu Misawa & Vader)] -- Harlem Heat managed to use the dysfunction of the United Knuckles stable to their advantage, coming out victorious in their last tag team matchup. Now though, they must face an even greater challenge. Two colossal forces, once bitter rivals across the Pacific in AJPW, have teamed together to challenge one of wrestling's greatest tag teams ever. [Redacted] on commentary recently coined the pairing as "The Unstoppables", a name that has begun to stick with fans as of late. Will Booker T and Stevie Ray manage to overcome these mountains of obstacles? Or will former adversaries turned allies find a true and honest path to success???



[(#3.) Sami Callihan vs. Will Ospreay, Extreme Rules match] -- "The Death Machine" has been left a battered and bitter little man after suffering an embarassing loss to Chyna at our last event. Refusing to shake Chyna's hand and spitting on it instead, Callihan chose the path of a true-to-bones heel and received his lion's share of heat in the process as well. From the opposite corner, Will Ospreay's failure at the hands of Harlem Heat resulted in him being kicked out of the United Knuckles faction, all spearheaded by leader William Regal. Ospreay had been set to challenge Regal in a one-on-one contest until Callihan saw him as an easy target, eager to regain prestige and pride in himself; and thus, the brutal chair attack attempted on Chyna just weeks before was then successfully executed on behalf of Mr. Ospreay. Will would receive minor neck damage and a sprained collar bone in the process, but the seeds of hate for this match were now surely sewn!



[(#2.) Bruiser Brody & Drew McIntyre vs. United Knuckles (The British Bulldog & William Regal)] --
William Regal has had a very loud mouth when it comes to recently departed faction-mate Will Ospreay, and even more so with Scottish hero: Drew McIntyre. Regal has wasted no time in inciting the real-life tensions between the Scottish and British in the feud, oftentimes very eager to point out Britain's superiority and Scotland's mediocrity in the process. The relationship between Bruiser Brody and McIntyre is a new one, but was forged out of mutual respect after their contest against one another at the inaugural Radmania. Will these two be able to work cohesively under this new unit and shut up Regal once and for all? Or will he and the British Bulldog, now the lone two faces of the United Knuckles, prove the UK's dominance once and for all???


[(#1.) ] -- Cody Rhodes vs. Keith Lee] --
At our last event, Cody Rhodes came up just short in the book-end of his match trilogy with one Nick Aldis, though through no fault of his own. Trish Stratus' interference in the match resulted in a successful Aldis title win, proving her value and worth to "Slick" Nick in the process and earning herself a nickname as well: "Slick" Trish. Rather than protest, Cody has valiantly stormed on, earning him the favor of the fans while they seemingly have turned their back on Nick Aldis and Trish Stratus. Keith Lee, though successful in his match against Mitsuharu Misawa at the last show, still has a lot to prove to these fans and what better way to do it than against the "American Nightmare" himself???

The top of rad's card is right up my alley. Exquisite use of Slick Nick and I like he continued doing my [redacted] gimmick. Rad is going to be hard to beat going forward so long as Slick Nick remains in a prominent position.

Both of these rosters had guys I liked in matches that didn't really do anything for me. I ultimately narrowed it down to the main events, and I'm moderately more interested in Savage/Aldis than Austin/Tanahashi.

I have to think on this one. You both blew it out the water this round.

It's going to be very hard to convince me to vote against The Dazz and his roster. It becomes impossible when he uses his roster to put out another absolute killer perfection card. Holy shit.

I ended up voting for Dazz too.

Malenko was at his best when he was making flippy shit lightheavyweights his bitch in WCW. Ali‘s style reminds me of guys like Juventud and Psychosis, guys that Malenko could put on bangers with in his sleep.

Then the IC title match is what that belt is all about. Two guys on the cusp of the main event that you believe could be world title holders any day now. Both are excellent in the ring and this is a fight I never would have thought of but would totally love to watch.

Tag match is great, Hansen and Suzuki will literally try to kill one another, Naito and Moxley was done at the G1 like he said, but was a sick match, then you’ve got the WWE’s golden boy versus the guy that just wouldn’t sign the dotted line.

And if THAT isn’t good enough, Austin 3:16 vs The Ace. Like, holy shit.



This isn’t to take anything away from rad, because his card rules too. This is the best match of this round by far. Savage/Aldis makes perfect sense, Wyatt/Roberts HIAC is perfect, Brody & McIntyre as a team is an amazing idea, and I would love to see Cody and Keith Lee kick it. Unfortunately Dazz just ticks a couple more boxes for me.

The Dazz put together an extraordinary card here.

Suzuki vs. Hansen alone wins it for me, and Ali vs. Malenko would be a classic. Stone Cold vs. Tanahashi would be a neat feud too that wouldn't automatically come to my mind but the more I think about it the more I realize how awesome it's potential could really be.

Trips-Omega would be amazing too. Well done.

Why haven't we talked about Kobashi vs Ishii yet? Holy shit. I am salivating. Not the biggest name match on the card, but it could easily steal the show.

Man, The Dazz's card keeps growing on me the more and more I come back to it. I thought this would be a blowout in favor of rad, but I'm really digging The Dazz's shit here.

Misawa and Keith Lee.