BODYSLAM

The Kairi Sane Retirement Tour
is coming to Bodyslam Promotions and it will be. . . . . . . . .

Kairi Sane vs Alexa Bliss

Hell in a Cell
Charlotte vs Rosemary

Tessa vs Evelisse

Sasha and Bayley vs Kiera and Tasha

Taya Valkyrie vs Io

Kylie Rae vs Shida

Rhea Ripley vs Su Yung

They've collided in tag team matches but this time its one on one. As Kairi Sane takes on Alexa Bliss.

Alexa -  Everyone want to go out on top, but if Kairi Sane think for a second that I'll just roll over and give her "her moment". She is completely insane.

The Queen Charlotte Flair vs The Demon Assassin Rosemary
Hell in a Cell

Their first meeting ended in a time limit draw. The second time a double count out. The third time double DQ. The between time filled with wild brawls that have gone all over the arenas. This time its gonna be hell. 

Rosemary - I'm going home and I'm taking Charlotte with me.

The heat is real and its gonna get hotter when Evelisse goes head to head with Tessa Blanchard

Evelisse - Entitlement is the belief that one is inherently deserving of privileges or special treatment. If you search entitlement the first thing that comes up is a picture of Tessa Blanchard. I never had a family name. No one gave me anything. I had to work for all I have. But Tessa there is one entitlement coming your way and that's the ass whipping your daddy never gave you. La Sicaria bows to none.

In a tag team extravaganza Sasha Banks and Bayley collide with Kiera Hogan and Tasha Steelz

For the first time Kylie Rae takes on Hikaru Shida

Shida - Harry S Truman said if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Its pretty apparent he was talking to you Kylie Rae. In June of 2019 the wrestling world was heating up and what did you do? You took your ass out of the kitchen. You had a chance to be elite. But instead you decided to make a impact elsewhere. Tonight I will show you and the world what its like to be all elite.

Taya Valkyrie steps up to take Io's who's NeXT challenge.

Su Yung seeks revenge on Rhea Ripley

At Caged Heat Susie upset Rhea Ripley with a massive palm strike fallowed up with a school girl cover for a quick victory. A enraged Ripley attacked Susie beating her unconscious. Leaving her to be taken from the ring on a stretcher. No one at Bodyslam Promotions heard from Susie in weeks. Then at MeToo Mayhem a victorious Ripley was celebrating when the lights went out and a message appeared on the Slam-a-tron screen.

she's coming
the monster from under your bed
you made a mistake
you've awoken the dead

NESS

DID NOT SUBMIT A CARD

Easy win for bodyslam. He put in the work. I like the short and sweet promos.

Dang even AM wasn't shamed this bad by not including the roster!

Jul 21, 2020 1:01:43 GMT @ness said:

Dang even AM wasn't shamed this bad by not including the roster!

He didn't know he was jobbing out in the first round of the All Rhodes Lead to The End Tournament.

I gotta respect @ness's very postmodern approach here. The nadaism really rings through.

Jul 21, 2020 11:54:31 GMT 🤯 said:

I gotta respect @ness's very postmodern approach here. The nadaism really rings through.

Feels like my work will be more appreciated once I'm gone. RIP to all the Richards.

I still voted for @ness.

RT stealing Asuka and Melissa