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Welcome to the very first ever Fan Fiction dot TV news where you get all the Fan Fiction news related from this network I am your host Phukus Hairy Balls Phucker, and yes my name is the same length as my penis.

Let start the news!

FFCW the number one show which was and is the highest rating show on FF dot tv history have the entire season finale, and the season finale drew the highest rating in the year of 2020. The general manager and owner of FFCW AM aka 1RealSmartAlex aka sledgehammer lover stated on the Let’s Talk Podcast he is not guarantee there will be another season but there will be probably another season. If there is another season the owner of FF dot tv and one of the star of FFCW RT happy since he enjoy watching sweating man.

Speaking of which RT have sign another pornography to air on FF dot tv which is AEW Dy-na-MITE. This time this porn have both males and females unlike the other porn FFCW.…

Someone yelled from the background “It’s not porn both FFCW and AEW ARE professional wrestling!”

So you’re telling me that I was imagine that I was watching both FFCW and AEW Dy-na-MITE while wetting my bed sheets for nothing?!?!? And I thought AEW stand for Assholes Eat Woman?

Someone yelled from the background again “No it stand for All Elite Wrestling!”

Ah who cares! Wrestlemania 37 not only will air on the WWE Network, and show on your both cable and satellite providers it will also air on FF dot TV which will be a two nights event.

The FCC demand that Sex, Drugs & Rocker Droppers The Marty Jannetty Story to be off the air because they think it’s inappropriate while the director and producer of the show 🤯 tell the FCC to fuck off. RT support 🤯 you know what I got his back too! 🤯 if you are watching this if you are down to make beautiful babies together I am down to your pie if you get my drift!

jTjohncenaGOAT Jarrett who is the director and producer of the WWF the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z I sing my abc next time sing with me years is finally under way which two matches have been confirmed for the Royal Rumble. One of the matches were for the WWF Intercontinental championship match which the current intercontinental champion put his title on the line “The Texas Loser” Kerry Von Erich against the challenger “The Has been Kid aka the gay toy aka Mr. Lamemania aka the master of screw job stopper Shawn Michael. Another match that was confirmed which is battle of the senior citizens for the WWF World Heavyweight Championship match the current champion “The un-nature Boy who have bigger boobs than Miss Elizabeth” Ric Flair he will defend his title against challenger “The Mortal, Linda who own her ex who is the real immortal.” Hulk Hogan. I am sure there will be more matches announce maybe we will get a Judy Bagwell on the pole match!

After a long delay due to the pandemic the long anticipated When Universe Collide restart their production there is no word when it will be release to the public because that dumb ass pduh haven’t decide he is such a poon. What pduh stand for anyways?

Now we are that time and you know what time is it?

Someone yelled from the background once again “RUMORS TIME”

That is right! Unlike any other news station especially fake news we got rumors to tell and we have a few rumors by according to my anonymous source. Start the rumors!

1. Rumor has it that poon aka pduh have a new project in mind which wants create a horror story that is involve The Fiend potentially could be release in public this October.

2. System rumors he wants to start a project base on this past draft which by the way rumor has it he is in talk with RT to air his big boys wrestling promotion staring Brock Lenser and the biggest man in the planet Nia Jax.

3. The Dazz have stated in public he have a project in mind regarding to use who he have draft and use that poon pduh drafted. Rumor has it he already have a TV deal to air his promotion on FF dot TV but RT find out that @ness told him that The Dazz is only ten years old which by FF guidelines you have to be the age of 18 and older plus he is a Johnny I Look Like Rango Gargano which contract can be void.

4. Speaking of @ness after a success of his Storytime rumors has it it may continue where it left off this fall also rumor has it that @ness thinking of create his own Forest Gump story where Forest goes to space get killed by an alien.

5. Rumor has it that a long time director, producer, & creator KWF and his LIFE story KING KID owns lot of debit to so many people including the mafias which explain his gambling habits in sports. Which by the way…YOU STILL OWN ME $500,000 YOU SON OF BITCH!!!

That is about it on the very first episode of Fan Fiction dot tv news, I return next week because my stache is real so same channel I am Phukus Hairy Balls Phucker and signing off.

The hell did I just read?

Of course I'm coming back for seconds.

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Welcome back! I am your host Phukus Hairy Balls Phucker welcome to our second episode of Fan Fiction dot TV News. I miss everyone it’s been a week since Fan Fiction dot TV news debut, and it was a bigger hit than every of Julia Roberts movie matter of fact no one want to hit that Jar Jar Binks look a like unlike you are either desperate, or drunk.

Let’s start the news!

Actually speaking of drunk RT the owner of Fan Fiction dot TV was about to fired me after the first episode which he wasn’t to happy about my comment since he enjoying sweating man he was about to fire me. So I do what everyone else would do apologies and bribe him I buy him twelve six pack of beer, invite a fat woman that looks like Otis from WWE we basically throw a party at his office! We got so drunk that the next day we both wake up butt naked laying on top of his desk while a fat woman is missing which I thought it’s impossible. I am not suppose to tell that story so don’t worry RT our secrets is safe with us wink wink.

AEW Dynamite drew a higher ratings than the first debut on FF dot TV, and it actually beat their competition NXT. That is like Pretty Woman is a better movie than any of the Star Wars movies including their worst one so there is that! The last AEW show two superstars Cody and NWA superstar Nick “I SERVE THE QUEEN!” Aldis wasn’t in attendance and the real reason why they weren’t in attendance because they were spotted at the club busy singing karaoke that worst song in history Pretty Woman.

There were two more matches for the Royal Rumble added on the WWF the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z sing my abc with me next time . For the WWF World tag team championship on the line the current champions The Beverly Sisters which I don’t remember their names because they are not that important they will defend their titles on the line against the challengers the Steiner Brothers, Roid and Rick Ross. The next match is the match I am looking forward the most the seven one half jobbers tag team match from one team you got The Nasty Boys they are actually nasty I witness it but that is another story from another day! Their partners are Repo Man who steal Smash’s spotlight, and the best wrestler in the universe Brooklyn Brawler take on against Mr. Obsession with birds Koko B’ware his tag team parties are Luke whose real name is Turd and Butch whose real name is Lick Me the team of Bushwhackers because they love to wack each other in the bushes! Last but not least the best it is, best it was, and best ever will be the Blue Blazer!

rad have a new project reveal on Fan Fiction dot TV which is something he have fetish with robots…

Someone yelled from the background “The Robot n’ Wrestlin’ Connection!”

Is that what it’s call?!?!

Someone respond from the background “YES!”

Ah I get it now! He have fetish with robots wrestling each other! You know what? I would have some odd fetish with robots wrestling each other too when it get off the ground too! Me and rad will get our freaks on watching robots wrestling!

1RealSmartAlex aka AM aka owner of FFCW aka sledgehammer lover aka and now he starts a new project just started and airs on Fan Fiction dot TV which is called The Year was 1995. I remember back in 1995 I was helping a lady deliver her first child once the head of the baby pop out between her vagina the lady say that I am the father of the child. Once she say I am the father of the child I pushed the baby’s head back inside the mother’s where it come from and boy it was ugly! Anyways, the project he have planned is basically take it back in 1995 which people says it was the worst year in US prowrestling but now imagine you can handpick your favorite wrestler or wrestlers, and put whatever scenario you want. There is already couple shows posted and both RT & 1RealSmartAlex are very pleased with the ratings.

Now, you know what time is it?

Someone yelled from the background again “RUMORS TIME!”

That is right it’s rumors time! Let’s start the rumors!

1. KING KID the creator of KWF I have stated a rumor last week that he owns lot of people money, and now there is a rumor that he is missing. But I bet that son of bitch is hiding from me because he still owns me $500,000 and matter of fact he still owns me a whopper too that damn asshole!

2. No word when Wrestlemania 37 will take place, nor when it will air on Fan Fiction dot TV either. There were no matches confirm but there is a rumors that the main event will be Vince Russo versus Jim Cornett which will be a chainsaw on the pole match whoever get the chainsaw first get to use it legally!

3. The American Gridiron League the first professional football league air on Fan Fiction dot TV was in halt. No one knows why there were numerous rumors one of the rumors that both @admin and the commissioner Lakisha Moore was in a betting scandal on the NFL and even the AGL games. Another rumors that people are protesting and writing letters to the FFC to not air the league until Colin Kaepernick is out of the league for good. I say those same people who want him because he kneel down during the national anthem are hypocrites because they don’t complain because their wives, husband, or their goats kneel down giving them head just saying.

4. Rumors has it there maybe a first ever politics related documentary sort regarding and involving two turds Donald Dump Trump and Joe touch me Biden is in the works which may air on Fan Fiction dot TV. No word on who will be the director and producer for it.

5. There maybe another wrestling fed project in the works possible air on Fan Fiction dot TV in 2021 rumors maybe something to do with territories.

6. 🤯 & @ness rumors has they may start a joint project together possible about gummies, Johnny Gargano, & Sonic The Hedgehog killed the Fox finally.

7. The baby is my child but I can confirm it’s not I DID NOT HAVE A AFFAIR WITH THAT LADY!

8. When Universe Collide may finally air on Fan Fiction dot TV sometime close to end of this year, or sometime next year but you know how that poon pduh is, and I still can’t figure out what that stand for!

Well, that is it folks I see you next week just remember if you find out going to have a child just put them back where they come from I did it and it change my life! So, I see you next week, I am Phukus Hairy Balls Phucker and signing off.

Whoa...

I'm THAT sleep deprived I guess that it took me until just now to realize there were TWO newscasts posted in here.

Just spent the last six minutes scrolling the first and second page of Fan Fiction looking for the original thread/post.

LOL

Sept 7, 2020 13:18:15 GMT 🤯 said:

Whoa...

I'm THAT sleep deprived I guess that it took me until just now to realize there were TWO newscasts posted in here.

Just spent the last six minutes scrolling the first and second page of Fan Fiction looking for the original thread/post.

LOL

Gotta admire pduh 's dedication to the craft. He saw how Newsman Ness did a new thread each episode, but he's above that because he feels the individual thread speaks for itself.

Sept 7, 2020 13:29:15 GMT @ness said:

Sept 7, 2020 13:18:15 GMT 🤯 said:

Whoa...

I'm THAT sleep deprived I guess that it took me until just now to realize there were TWO newscasts posted in here.

Just spent the last six minutes scrolling the first and second page of Fan Fiction looking for the original thread/post.

LOL

Gotta admire pduh 's dedication to the craft. He saw how Newsman Ness did a new thread each episode, but he's above that because he feels the individual thread speaks for itself.

Keeping everything in one thread is no way to earn one's own subforum.

Sept 7, 2020 13:44:41 GMT 🤯 said:

Sept 7, 2020 13:29:15 GMT @ness said:

Gotta admire pduh 's dedication to the craft. He saw how Newsman Ness did a new thread each episode, but he's above that because he feels the individual thread speaks for itself.

Keeping everything in one thread is no way to earn one's own subforum.

Going forward he needs a new thread for every podcast update.

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Welcome to a third week of Fan Fiction dot TV news where you get all the news, and rumors about fan fiction related on this network. I am your host Phukus Hairy Balls Phucker, and we are going to start off the first ever Do you know segment…

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Did you know Crimson was the original owner of Fan Fiction dot TV until he was caught giving TracyPro a hand-job which is how Crimson lose his hand because TracyPro large ass uh you know the rest. Which lead to Crimson go crazy and resign the begin with. I wouldn’t give handjob to any large woman, man, animal, nor object I applause myself for being smart I am sure Crimson do the same thing but do it differently.

There isn’t really much news this past week so let’s get the news rolling like a hooker roll off my bed…

WWF the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z years I sing my abc please sing with me next time! Two matches have been added to the Royal Rumble one of the matches are Max Moon which by the way rumors has it Max Moon love moon everyone and I am sure he would love to moon his opponent. By the way he wrestle against the beast in the East he isn’t the beast in the west, south, and north Bam Bam Bigelow. Also the main event which is the Royal Rumble itself 30 sausages every man for themselves winner will get a WWF World Title shot at Wrestlemania, and claim to have a bigger sausages from the entire world. So far 15 sausages confirmed to be in the Royal Rumble we got Not Macho Man Randy Savage, Ultimate Roid Warrior, Road Warrior Hawk and his sausage friend and parter Road Warrior Animal, Bret “Whiner” Hart, Sid Dumb Justice, One Dollar Man Ted Dibiase, Not Perfect, Mr. Hughes with little package, Nerd R Schyster, Roddy Skirt Piper, Fat Boss Man, The Who Cares Mountie, jTjohncenaGOAT Jarrett, and Jerry The Queen Lawler. There will be 15 more sausages to be announced and matter of fact I am throwing my name in the hat!

On the Sex, Drugs & Rockers Droppers The Marty Jannetty Story the director and creator of the show 🤯 was able to finally post the latest episode which I believe it’s the final episode. I have watched the last episode and I would say call me disappointment Marty Jannetty admit that this whole confession of murder someone is just only a storylines i call it BULLSHIT! Anyways, 🤯 if you are watching this my offer still stand let’s made beautiful babies together and run this joint!

There is a new programming which Baker starts this project is called 1996 The Draft which is base on draft already take place in 1996, and wrestlers based in the US at some point between January-September 96 are eligible. Wrestlers who included in promotions such as WWF, WCW, ECW, USWA, and some other small promotions which I compare them to Payless Shoes Stores. The cards for each promotions will be posted and the viewers will vote who have the best card and etc. So far it’s off to a great start Baker is baking some nice cookies and muffins no pun intended.

The year was 1995 latest show was up which is basically the third episode, and I would say it will be interesting to see if Steve Austin will be allow to join the horseman after a victory for his team. Why a fraction call a horseman anyways? Is that some obsession with horses maybe they are horse lovers!

Anyways, I want to take you to some sports news which a friend of my will tell all the football score which NFL week 1 have wrap up exception of Monday Night Football I introduce you he is a real cowboy I introduce Huckleberry Fin!

Camera goes to Huckleberry Fin wearing a Cowboy hat and boots wearing blue jean pants and a regular shirt he speak with a cowboy accent.

Huckleberry Finn: Thank you for the introduction partner! Howdy everyone as my partner will say I am a sports caster that being sports news and scores! NFL WEEK OME KICK off and I am already pissed off! We got the Indians beat the Texans this last Thursday those Indians will get theirs! Also my favorite team the American Team the Cowgirls loss to the Lambs by three fucking points partner which that offensive pass interference is so put it think it’s like horses manure both stinks! But at least it’s only week one so buckle up and we be alright yeppie ki mother fucking ay! As for other games well who gives a shit they are the cowboys riding on the sunset so back to you partner!

Camera back on Phukus Hairy Balls Phucker

Thank you redne…I mean Huckleberry! Well, folks unfortunately I got no new rumors today but I promise next week there will be new rumors! What?

Someone come in the scene give him a paper and whisper to ear and leave

Folks this paper I have receive that there is we gotta breaking news just now so before we end it I am going to read what this breaking news I can’t wait to read it to you all!

He look at the paper and read out loud

Breaking news that sources confirmed that the owner of Fan Fiction dot TV RT is firing Phukus Hairy Balls Phucker wait what the fuck?!?!! Shut the fucking camera off yeah signing off!