Placeholder slash reminder for an idea inspired by an old pop culture battle draft, seeing Commando pop up on Shoot's 1985 movie roster, binge watching The Boys, the Fox Force Five-Kill Bill Easter egg from Pulp Fiction, etc.

I'm assembling a super team of Johns to combat TBD bad guys. At the moment, short list for casting call includes but is not limited to:

- John McClane
- John Rambo
- John Matrix
- John Wick
- John Connor
- John Hammond (for the brains and bankroll)
- John Kimble
- John Doe (thinking maybe he works as a Rorschach-like antihero?)
- John Munch
- Johnny Cage
- Johnny 5
- John Smith (Pocahontas or Mr. & Mrs. Smith variety)
- John Creasy (for UT) or John Q

Does it have to be movie names , because John C McGinley is a beast.

Also great shout to Creasy.

Also

John Coffey (magical Green Mile giant)
John Bender (Breakfast Club Badass)
John Hancock (Super Hero)
Jon Snow (Don’t even watch tbt show but I’ve heard of him)

Feb 20, 2021 17:07:59 GMT UT said:

Also

John Coffey (magical Green Mile giant)
John Bender (Breakfast Club Badass)
John Hancock (Super Hero)
Jon Snow (Don’t even watch tbt show but I’ve heard of him)

Is your autocorrect autocorrecting "the" to "tbt"?

Good shouts on Coffey. Fuck the rest.

Feb 20, 2021 17:18:53 GMT 🤯 said:

Feb 20, 2021 17:07:59 GMT UT said:

Also

John Coffey (magical Green Mile giant)
John Bender (Breakfast Club Badass)
John Hancock (Super Hero)
Jon Snow (Don’t even watch tbt show but I’ve heard of him)

Is your autocorrect autocorrecting "the" to "tbt"?

Good shouts on Coffey. Fuck the rest.

Has forever , I just gave up on correcting it.

Feb 20, 2021 17:18:53 GMT 🤯 said:

Feb 20, 2021 17:07:59 GMT UT said:

Also

John Coffey (magical Green Mile giant)
John Bender (Breakfast Club Badass)
John Hancock (Super Hero)
Jon Snow (Don’t even watch tbt show but I’ve heard of him)

Is your autocorrect autocorrecting "the" to "tbt"?

Good shouts on Coffey. Fuck the rest.

You don’t fuck John Bender , John Bender fucks you. Claire.

Feb 20, 2021 17:02:38 GMT UT said:

Does it have to be movie names , because John C McGinley is a beast.

Also great shout to Creasy.

He is indeed, but fictional character name only. Although I do like the idea of the fictional character super team of Johns eventually crossing paths with a super team of real Johns in some future story arc.

John F. Kennedy, John D. Rockefeller, John McCain, John Denver, Johnny Cash, John Goodman, John Malkovich, John Wilkes Booth, John Dillinger, etc.

Feb 20, 2021 17:23:39 GMT UT said:

Feb 20, 2021 17:18:53 GMT 🤯 said:

Is your autocorrect autocorrecting "the" to "tbt"?

Good shouts on Coffey. Fuck the rest.

You don’t fuck John Bender , John Bender fucks you. Claire.

You're making a kind of compelling case for Bender now.

Gotta axe Jon Snow simply for lacking the H. Think of the list looking weird with a missing letter.

Feb 20, 2021 17:43:58 GMT @ness said:

Gotta axe Jon Snow simply for lacking the H. Think of the list looking weird with a missing letter.

Also, I know nothing about Game of Thrones. If I'm gonna "write what ya know", then fuck GoT.

Feb 20, 2021 17:54:35 GMT 🤯 said:

Feb 20, 2021 17:43:58 GMT @ness said:

Gotta axe Jon Snow simply for lacking the H. Think of the list looking weird with a missing letter.

Also, I know nothing about Game of Thrones. If I'm gonna "write what ya know", then fuck GoT.

Replace him with a jTjohncenaGOAT approved ham and egger. 5 years too late for this to be relevant, but...

Feb 20, 2021 18:13:37 GMT @ness said:

Feb 20, 2021 17:54:35 GMT 🤯 said:

Also, I know nothing about Game of Thrones. If I'm gonna "write what ya know", then fuck GoT.

Replace him with a jTjohncenaGOAT approved ham and egger. 5 years too late for this to be relevant, but...

Holy shit, how could I forget John Cena!?!?

Disappointed this thread has nothing to do with what I assumed was 🤯's favorite tv show...



Not that I ever watched Dear John, mind you. I just thought it would be cool if it was PI's favorite show and he started this thread to write about it.

Jonny Cash with his guitar. Jeff Jarrett, eat your heart out boy.

John Malkovich, who played himself in Being John Malkovich.

Johnny Storm (Human Torch)

John Carter

Jon Stewart (Green Lantern)

John Henry Adams (Steel)

Jonathan Walker (US Agent)

Johnny Blaze (Ghost Rider)

J'onn J'onzz (Martian Manhunter)

Jon Fox (Future Flash)

Long John Silvers

John Watson

John Constantine

John "Bluto" Blutosky (Animal House)

John Nash (A Beautiful Mind)

Little John (Robin Hood)
King John of England (also Robin Hood)
John Marston (Red Dead Redemption)
Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson movie)
John Hammond (Jurassic Park)
Detective John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop)
John Kreese (The Karate Kid)
John Kruger (Eraser...apparently Arnold only plays people named John)
John Quincy Archibald (John Q)
John Smith (Mr and Mrs Smith)
Professor John Frink (The Simpsons)
John Shaft (like c'mon...muthafuckin SHAFT)
John Blutarsky (Bluto from Animal House)
John Keating (Dead Poets Society)

So you guys are just filling in the blanks from the same John wiki article I culled?

Super team will comprise 5-7 Johns me thinks.

If you want to help, sell me on which name should be their nemesis team of villains. Kevin?

Feb 22, 2021 22:18:31 GMT 🤯 said:

So you guys are just filling in the blanks from the same John wiki article I culled?

Super team will comprise 5-7 Johns me thinks.

If you want to help, sell me on which name should be their nemesis team of villains. Kevin?

What about doing all the John's vs. all of the characters played by one actor. Specifically ... Samuel L. Jackson.

Feb 22, 2021 23:42:19 GMT KJ said:

Feb 22, 2021 22:18:31 GMT 🤯 said:

So you guys are just filling in the blanks from the same John wiki article I culled?

Super team will comprise 5-7 Johns me thinks.

If you want to help, sell me on which name should be their nemesis team of villains. Kevin?

What about doing all the John's vs. all of the characters played by one actor. Specifically ... Samuel L. Jackson.

Oh fuck me, I kinda love this idea. I'm open to pitches. SLJ is a good shout. Alan Rickman. Gary Oldman. Jeremy Irons. Who else we got?

You need someone with an insane amount of films to their name. SLJ takes the cake.

Alternatively, Nic Cage. Dude will appear in anything he has so much debt to his name.

Feb 23, 2021 0:26:42 GMT KJ said:

You need someone with an insane amount of films to their name. SLJ takes the cake.

Alternatively, Nic Cage. Dude will appear in anything he has so much debt to his name.

But are there enough villain roles?

Feb 23, 2021 0:49:20 GMT 🤯 said:

Feb 23, 2021 0:26:42 GMT KJ said:

You need someone with an insane amount of films to their name. SLJ takes the cake.

Alternatively, Nic Cage. Dude will appear in anything he has so much debt to his name.

But are there enough villain roles?

Doesn’t have to be villain roles, does it?

Minimum there’s enough shades of gray roles for it to work. Even Jules was a paid hit man, love him or not.