Kind of off-topic but not really, there's a person on wreddit with the username BretHartBuriesThis and his comments are pure gold.

"Getting a covid vaccine in Alberta has been about as straight forward as being in a Royal Rumble that Vince didn’t care much about."

Dunno where the post is heading, but I'm ALLIN.

May 22, 2021 21:28:55 GMT jTjohncenaGOAT said:

May 22, 2021 20:03:25 GMT @theshow said:

To be fair, him shooting on wrestlers is always entertaining.

Is there one where he shoots on how boring he is?

Hart acknowledged that mic skills was always his weakest category, giving himself the dreaded score of four-out-of-10.

“And then, it’s like, ‘okay, is he a talker, Bret Hart?’ And it’s like, well, that’s his weakest point. I did get better, and better, and a lot better. I sometimes had great mic moments in my career, but it was my weakest area and I knew that. I would give myself a four-out-of-10 or a five-out-of-10 on promo skills.” Hart added, “maybe in my prime, when I was in my best years near the end, I would give myself an eight or a nine, so there is some evolution there, but it was my weak spot.”

May 22, 2021 21:10:31 GMT @ness said:

May 22, 2021 21:09:07 GMT Emperor said:

@ness using all his creative fuel in the draft.

I see what's coming.

Ness gets fed up and no-shows the card making portion. Ness's cardless roster vs KING KID 's monster card in the first round. All that gif hype gone to waste.

In all honesty this is pretty close to reality.

I need to know your secret for finding the perfect gif reactions.

What did you search to find that specific Daniel Bryan gif?

May 22, 2021 22:54:05 GMT Emperor said:

May 22, 2021 21:10:31 GMT @ness said:

In all honesty this is pretty close to reality.

I need to know your secret for finding the perfect gif reactions.

What did you search to find that specific Daniel Bryan gif?

Just literally trolling through the results of "x gif" sometimes I'll add another keyword, but it doesn't always alter the results. Might use both DDG or Google to see if they bring up anything different. I don't have any site or backlog of saves. Just hope the results are on my side.

May 22, 2021 21:36:40 GMT RT said:

Kind of off-topic but not really, there's a person on wreddit with the username BretHartBuriesThis and his comments are pure gold.

I am impressed by this poster. Quality work. Almost looks like a bot because the posts are structued in the same way and have some of the same sentences, but too dissimilar to be a real bot. He probably took an excerpt from a Bret Hart interview and adapts it to each topic.

Yo @ness.

Wanna GIF my next pick for me?

Rule is;

ONE GIF.

May 22, 2021 23:46:07 GMT jTjohncenaGOAT said:

Can we all just agree not to pick anyone super old and let Baker make up his pick when he comes back from his bowling league match or whatever old person thing he is off doing?

Pretty sure he’s completely re-enacting the Id Do Anything for Love Video while his brother records him on his phone.

And I don’t disapprove.

Could you imagine if everyone took 24 hrs?

May 23, 2021 0:01:15 GMT @ness said:

Could you imagine if everyone took 24 hrs?

As Baker is on hour three!

Maybe he’s helping son teach 🤯 how to swim.

🤯 have you actually logged into son’s account to see how many notifications he’s got? Gotta be 400+ by now.

I just learned that I will never hire @ness for a job.

Just thinking about sitting in the interview with kid and he prints out random PW posts.

"Explain this."

May 23, 2021 0:05:53 GMT UT said:

May 23, 2021 0:01:15 GMT @ness said:

Could you imagine if everyone took 24 hrs?

As Baker is on hour three!

Maybe he’s helping son teach 🤯 how to swim.

🤯 have you actually logged into son’s account to see how many notifications he’s got? Gotta be 400+ by now.

I've forgotten son's password by this point. Even so, it's more of a miracle to me that Wife actually knows how to still log on the once per year she does.

May 23, 2021 0:36:07 GMT 🤯 said:

May 23, 2021 0:05:53 GMT UT said:

As Baker is on hour three!

Maybe he’s helping son teach 🤯 how to swim.

🤯 have you actually logged into son ’s account to see how many notifications he’s got? Gotta be 400+ by now.

I've forgotten son 's password by this point. Even so, it's more of a miracle to me that Wife actually knows how to still log on the once per year she does.

@son2 will be his REAL signup as the last surviving member of PW.

That actually sounds like a weird ass fan fic.

Son is the last user to keep checking PW in the future and then what? I just gotta figure out the WHAT. We'll call it KIDS LIFE Son's Life. Except his version will be fake.

OR WAS KIDS LIFE ALL FICTION THIS WHOLE TIME?

Goddammit I believed every word.

son will be the John Connor of PW.

May 23, 2021 0:47:54 GMT 🤯 said:

son will be the John Connor of PW.

He goes in time to stop you from killing cereal killer. Because it resulted in the end of the world.

May 23, 2021 0:55:29 GMT jTjohncenaGOAT said:

May 23, 2021 0:49:47 GMT @ness said:

He goes in time to stop you from killing cereal killer. Because it resulted in the end of the world.

What happened to CK?

Truthfully no clue, he deleted his profile one day. I assume over something someone said. No clue what it was. Pi has taken credit for it. Sorta like calling Benoit the crippler for breaking Sabu's neck by accident. I don't think pi wanted them gone, but after it happened he rolled with it in a teehee way.

pwikia.org/wiki/[Deleted_User]_(PW Lore Volume 3.5)

May 23, 2021 0:42:01 GMT @ness said:

That actually sounds like a weird ass fan fic.

Son is the last user to keep checking PW in the future and then what? I just gotta figure out the WHAT. We'll call it KIDS LIFE Son's Life. Except his version will be fake.

OR WAS KIDS LIFE ALL FICTION THIS WHOLE TIME?

Goddammit I believed every word.

YOU’RE FIRED.

TNA Superstar

Three hours is nothing
Impatient people lack Flair
Ought to Sting you all

I’ve never had a cross word to say about Baker until now. What a dink.

May 23, 2021 1:22:41 GMT UT said:

I’ve never had a cross word to say about Baker until now. What a dink.

Go choke in an NFC Championship game.

May 23, 2021 1:29:41 GMT Baker said:

May 23, 2021 1:22:41 GMT UT said:

I’ve never had a cross word to say about Baker until now. What a dink.

Go choke in an NFC Championship game.

Fucking LOVE #HEEL Baker-man.

May 23, 2021 1:29:41 GMT Baker said:

May 23, 2021 1:22:41 GMT UT said:

I’ve never had a cross word to say about Baker until now. What a dink.

Go choke in an NFC Championship game.

You root for a football team called football team.

May 23, 2021 1:50:21 GMT UT said:

May 23, 2021 1:29:41 GMT Baker said:

Go choke in an NFC Championship game.

You root for a football team called football team.

Baker is a Skins fan? :huh:

May 23, 2021 1:50:21 GMT UT said:

May 23, 2021 1:29:41 GMT Baker said:

Go choke in an NFC Championship game.

You root for a football team called football team.

?? Confused you are, my friend. I am not a Washington Football Team fan. You must be thinking of Nobi. Only time I ever liked the Redskins was a year or two in the early 90s with Mark Rypien at the helm. They were usually in my bottom 10. Hating the Redskins is common in these parts. It's a Baltimore vs. DC thing. 

Best thing to do if you're gonna bash my football fandom is accuse me of being an insufferable frontrunner. Flip flopped between the Broncos & Saints from about 86-99 so I could have a team in each conference. Then waved the Terrible Towel throughout the 2000s-early 2010s. My interest in the NFL has waned considerably since then. I really only bother with the playoffs nowadays and my favorite team is Derrick Henry. 

@ness wasn't wrong in his epic gif post when he called Flair a vanilla pick. Feels like I've picked Flair in a good 40% of PW drafts. Hard to pass on the GOAT. Guess what? Sting is vanilla, too! Probably took him in about 30% of PW drafts. 

Here's the thing. I had 2 ideas for this draft. Idea #1 is something that has never been done before on PW. The wrestling itself would have been almost irrelevant. Mere window dressing for an elaborate non-wrestling story. But it would have involved A LOT of writing and I just wasn't in the mood this time around. 

Option #2 is basic, safe, wrestling-related, and will involve a lot less writing. But at least Sting will not be wrestling Flair. I'm not THAT boring. 

May 23, 2021 2:10:18 GMT Baker said:

@ness wasn't wrong in his epic gif post when he called Flair a vanilla pick. Feels like I've picked Flair in a good 40% of PW drafts. Hard to pass on the GOAT. Guess what? Sting is vanilla, too! Probably took him in about 30% of PW drafts. 

Here's the thing. I had 2 ideas for this draft. Idea #1 is something that has never been done before on PW. The wrestling itself would have been almost irrelevant. Mere window dressing for an elaborate non-wrestling story. But it would have involved A LOT of writing and I just wasn't in the mood this time around. 

Option #2 is basic, safe, wrestling-related, and will involve a lot less writing. But at least Sting will not be wrestling Flair. I'm not THAT boring. 

Damnit. I was hoping we'd finally get to see a Flair vs. Sting dream match!

Hope it's a swerve and we actually get Sting/Flair.

A Flair for the Gold at the Chitown Rumble in Wrestlefest.