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Once upon a time in 1865, former US President "Big Daddy Honest" Abe Lincoln declared professional wrestling to be the national sport of the United States of America. This post-Civil War time in the Deep South would see Lincoln personally wrangle down Confederate Southern dandies to force their state officials into enforcing the newly minted voting rights for the local former black slave populations. These events would soon pave the way for the South to both profit and physically compete for their own "state rights", as training for the sport became a newfound institution with an insidious goal in mind. John Wilkes Booth would lay the groundwork, assassinating Lincoln before the south were able to persuade Andrew Johnson to pass the "Spinebreaker Act" of 1866, a law passed which allowed for state politicians to challenge each other in wrestling bouts in order to pass policies put forth by their constituents. The caveat of this being, all proposed bills or amendments were to be deemed constitutional or otherwise by a review panel of the U.S. Supreme Court Justices.

Four score and seven years later, a southern coalition of racist Dixie politicians attempted to overturn Abe's Emancipation Proclamation, and it was this very event (the "Emancipation Reclamation at Penn Station") would mark the origins of United States Championshit Wrestling, initially called the "Super Secret Patriot's Fight Club". Spoiler alert: the Dixie's thankfully failed in their attempt, sparking the "Reconstruction Era" in the South and crushing their flourishing wrestling scene in the process. The damn Yankees would co-opt the best talent from the area and starving it of developing any progress in the near future; their economy included. The SSPFC would then proceed to tour across the rest of the country, especially in the developing Wild Wild West. By the 20th Century, the rise of cable saw USCW touring less with the advent of weekly TV programming now taking hold in the public's imagination. Rather than watching paint dry as politicians debate policy semantics on C-SPAN, civilians were now enthralled to see their elected officials giving eye rakes, arm tosses and leg drops on the behalf of LADY LIBERTY herself!

Surprisingly, all of this has done little to change our history as we see it now (with the exception of Franklin D. Roosevelt who was exposed for his physical ailments and caused Harry Truman to wrestle in his stead), the freak show has just been injected with steroids. As we fast-forward now to the beginning of 2021, we see that tensions are greater than ever; a large swathe of the population refuses to believe former real estate tycoon turned working class Jesus Donald Trump has lost the recent US Election against stuttering child-sniffer and dementia patient Joe Biden. The MAGA Hats demographic speak of retribution to reclaim their holy land in the name of Trump and the US Constitution, believing that Biden and the Demoncrats have "stolen election". The tumultous year of 2020 ends with the chant "STOP THE STEAL" from a majority of the audience in the White Man Arena on the last episode of USCW Filibuster of the apocalyptic calendar year.