The 2021 Fan Fiction Draft

The Order
1. UT
Shawn Michaels
Mick Foley
Seth Rollins
Brian Pillman
Ricky Steamboat
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
KENTA
Ronda Rousey
Becky Lynch
Diamond Dallas Page
Dolph Ziggler
Raven
Dusty Rhodes
Finlay
Dr. Death
Chyna
Trish Stratus
Ultimo Dragon
Elias
The Honky Tonk Man
Daniel Bryan
The Rock
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
Goldust
Rob Van Dam
Mr. Perfect

2. The Show
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
Triple H
Kurt Angle
Mr. Perfect
Rob Van Dam
Cesaro
Christian
"The Bastard" PAC
Cody Rhodes
Goldust
Arn Anderson
Tully Blanchard
Kofi Kingston
Bam Bam Bigelow
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase
"Hangman" Adam Page
Big E
Xavier Woods
I.R.S.
Keith Lee
Kazuchika Okada
Samoa Joe

3. RT
Kenny Omega
AJ Styles
Adam Cole
Shinsuke Nakamura
Aleister Black
Thunder Rosa
WALTER
Matt Riddle
Katsuyori Shibata
Asuka
Matt Jackson
Nick Jackson
Kyle O'Reilly
Zack Sabre, Jr.
Timothy Thatcher
"Filthy" Tom Lawlor
Roderick Strong
Minoru Suzuki
Alex Shelley
Chris Sabin
Roman Reigns
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Ric Flair
Sting
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
Terry Funk

4. bodyslam
Jay Briscoe
Kazuchika Okada
Samoa Joe
Kota Ibushi
Moose
Jeff Cobb
Jacob Fatu
Mil Muertes
Sammy Guevara
Bobby Roode
Apollo Crews
Josh Alexander
Joe Doering
W. Morrissey
Michael Elgin
Ace Austin
El Phantasmo
Johnny Swinger
Santana
Ortiz

5. Kid
Roman Reigns
The Ultimate Warrior
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Kevin Owens
Bray Wyatt
Umaga
Tommaso Ciampa
Brodie Lee
Road Warrior Hawk
Johnny Gargano
Road Warrior Animal
Erick Rowan
Yokozuna
Doink The Clown
Ryback
Zack Ryder
Nigel McGuinness
Eugene
Mr. Fuji
Paul Heyman

6. Baker
Ric Flair
Sting
JBL
Scott Steiner
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
Rick Rude
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
"British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith
Shelton Benjamin
James Storm
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Dynamite Kid
Terry Funk
The Great Muta
John Morrison
2 Cold Scorpio
Andre The Giant
Rick Steiner
Chris Harris
Charlie Haas
Nick Bockwinkel
Eddie Kingston

7. AM
Jon Moxley
Tetsuya Naito
Andrade Cien Almas
Pentagon, Jr.
Eddie Kingston
Rey Fenix
Brian Cage
"Absolute" Ricky Starks
Jey Uso
Jessie McKay
Angelo Dawkins
Montez Ford
"Platinum" Max Caster
Anthony Bowens
Dax Harwood
Cash Wheeler
Beth Phoenix
Natalya Neidhart
Jimmy Uso
Nick Bockwinkel

8. Ness
The Rock
Daniel Bryan
Will Ospreay
Jay White
Darby Allin
Alexa Bliss
Pete Dunne
William Regal
Jeff Jarrett
Ron Simmons
Peyton Royce
Stan Hansen
Vince McMahon
The Velveteen Dream
Toni Storm
D'Lo Brown
Cameron Grimes
Liv Morgan
Fergus "System" Ferguson
Sasha Banks

9. pi
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Hulk Hogan
Goldberg
Vader
Kevin Nash
Scott Hall
Ken Shamrock
The Giant
Syxx
Sid
Road Dogg
Billy Gunn
Lex Luger
Ahmed Johnson
Madusa
Sable
Sunny
Marc Mero
Billy Kidman
Torrie Wilson
Brock Lesnar
Batista

10. Jeff
John Cena
CM Punk
Edge
Randy Orton
Drew McIntyre
Sheamus
Rusev
The Miz
Braun Strowman
Jack Swagger
Adam Pearce
Jinder Mahal
Alberto Del Rio
The Great Khali
Luke Gallows
Karl Anderson
Eric Young
EC3
Maria Kanellis
Stephanie McMahon

11. WMS
Chris Jericho
The Undertaker
Rey Mysterio
Owen Hart
Chris Benoit
Jeff Hardy
Bubba Ray Dudley
Matt Hardy
Taz
Jushin Thunder Liger
Sabu
Kane
D-Von Dudley
Perry Saturn
Mike Awesome
Masato Tanaka
Christopher Daniels
Tajiri
Booker T
Kronus
John Cena
Randy Orton
Brock Lesnar
Hulk Hogan
Goldberg
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin


12. Jake
Brock Lesnar
Eddie Guerrero
Batista
Finn Balor
Sami Zayn
Bobby Lashley
Mark Henry
Dean Malenko
Charlotte Flair
Paige
Hardcore Holly
Crash Holly
Mickie James
Lita
Chavo Guerrero
Mr. Kennedy
Abyss
Muhammad Hassan
Paul London
Brian Kendrick


The Rules
-You can pick any wrestler or wrestling personality, living or dead. If they've been part of a match or company officially, they are fair game.

-We will be drafting a roster of 20 personnel.

-You have 24 hours to make your pick. If you don't make your pick in the time given you are skipped and can make up your pick at the end of the draft.

-Please tag the next person in line to keep things moving. If you are going to be absent for a period of time it is good practice to leave your picks with someone.

-It is a snake draft. Bottom person (Jake ) drafts twice, then we go back up the list. Top person drafts twice, and so on. When Round 10 begins we will be making double picks to move along faster. Top and bottom people will draft 4 wrestlers, everyone else drafts 2.

-When the draft is all said and done we will be randomly dropped into 3 divisions of 4. An elimination tournament will take place and the 3 remaining survivors will take part in a Triple Threat Finals to crown the 2021 Champion.

-For each round you are expected to submit a card using your roster. You do not have to, but it only helps your chances, and this is Fan Fic after all. The more story, the better.

-If you move on to the next round you are permitted to steal 2 wrestlers from your opponent to use in your roster. The final 3 competitors will be allowed to steal 4 wrestlers from their respective opponents.

-🤯 sucks.

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UT , you won the lottery so start us off!

I don’t think I’ve ever had him in a draft:


Shawn Michaels!

@theshow

Bret “The Hitman” Hart

RT

KENNY OMEGA

bodyslam

Jay Briscoe

KING KID

Baker

Ric Flair
1RealSmartAlex

@ness

KING KID has a pretty open field and decides to draft Samoa Joe?

UT HBK? I mean has he even had a decent match since Mind Games? And he couldn't even get a victory. Ya know, Mick Foley, the guy that even NESS has a victory over.

@theshow lost out on the Cross-eyed Kid so he opts for another fossil in Bret. Guess he did win WOTF 2x in a row. Too bad the YOU CAN'T WRESTLE chant is literal to this guy. Any version of Bret? All I see is a 4/10 has been. Hey Bret try cutting a promo without your shades and maybe not steal Owen's finisher?

RT no surprise he went with Cancuck pride, though if he was willing to chance it he probably coulda gotten him in the next round. Best Bout Machine? If a match is amazing but no one actually sees it, does it get 20 stars?

bodyslam looks to be pulling a bodyslam if a first round Briscoe is any indication. When the votes come by he will not make anyone's list. But hey think about it like this, maybe Sinclair Broadcast Group is lurking. Maybe you'll see a token vote from those Conservative Rs.

Baker is treating his pick like we are this draft, vanilla as fuck. Hell bodyslam didn't include a picture but at least he used bold and increased the font size. Flair, well I suppose it fits with the HOW corner he has crafted for himself. Whos next... Gotch, Hackenschmidt... though Gorgeous George would be a prime pick. PICS AND GIFS MOFO.

1RealSmartAlex annoying heel themed username aside, he chooses Jon Moxley. Once upon a time the current hotness. Too bad all you gotta do is promo about NASTY NATTY (cincinnati not Natalya - don't tell maiden!) and he FOLDS. Plus he was on my team last year and he FAILED me. And don't tell me going from messy hair to balding is an improvement.

Ness chooses The Great One (not that fuck), the People's Champ, Hollywood's Biggest Name, lead singer of all things "Pie" and innovator of the Rock Concert, savior of an entire franchise (F&F) and butthurt Torreto is trying to erase him as it ends but he said FUCK IT I'll just make my own, 1/2 of arguably the greatest mania match/main event ever, dream match with Brock still on the table if he ever decides, can even do one against Roman, called out Cena for being a crybaby bitch and even made him a hypocrite in the process because he joined Hollywood, etc. ETC. ETC.

Please welcome to Team Ness, the last stop before he runs and wins the next presidency of these here united states... iron maiden 's ex husband, THE ROCK

And even though it's pronounced pee-eye, you're up Pungtang 🤯

          









Austin "Cold Stone" Stephens!

...

jTjohncenaGOAT

JOHN CENA

WMS

Of course mine and Jake’s pick would be due when Sunderland are playing in their most important game of the season! Me and my pint of cider pick…

CHRIS JERICHO!

You're right, WMS, it would have to happen during this match... 

Also, what's with all the GIFS people? Come on.... it's making my laptop freak out.



Anyway....


Brock Lesnar & Eddie Guerrero 

WMS You up.


WMS

With Sunderland 2-0 and looking like making a comeback from the dead, it’s only fitting I choose…

THE UNDERTAKER!

jTjohncenaGOAT

CM PUNK

🤯

When it comes crashing down...



And it hurts inside...



You gotta take a stand...



It don't help to hide...



If you hurt my friends...



Then you hurt my pride...



I gotta be a man...



I can't let it slide...



I am a real American...



Fight for the Right...



Of every man...



I'm a real American...



Fight for what's right...



Fight for your life!



HULK HOGAN!!!

...

@ness

KING KID is taking the role of a cold calculating veteran, right? He posts one gif in simplicity like Bret's WM12 entrance. Everyone else is going OVER THE TOP and he's like Vince when HHH started making NXT a brand. "Cute." Course he's probably saving it for his actual cards figured we'll wear ourselves out in the meantime. I'M BURNING THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS. Kid beat me last time and if RT pairs us in the brackets there's one thing he has coming.

@theshow is back for another round of drafting. I remember last time around (or perhaps two times ago) he got pissed because we kept tagging him to draft and he came back with I WAS AT MY NIECE'S RECITAL YA FUCKS! Or something. That's good, stay in an audience and observe a proper card. This year's draft is about the performance and all you guys are just marks in the crowd. You may be the show but together with my next pick we are DIS BUSINESS!

RT is probably butthurt that he lost out on Jericho. What IS with maple backs and always liking their home countrymen? Except for Nickelback apparently. So there's Steen, Zayn, [he who shall not be named but always feels like a 🤯 pick], Christian, DON CALLIS, Edge, Trish, Nasty Nattie, etc. Hopefully they were being saved for later rounds and someone steals them from your ass now that they've been name dropped. Maybe we can buy STONKS in Edge's Japanese shampoo commercial. Why?

bodyslam Only quality peeps on your list, right? Less is more. That's why your username is bodyslam and not Backleg Frontkick Flipping 630 degree Headdrop Senton Splash. Imagine trying to type that into the log in page.

@backlegfrontkickflipping630degreeheaddropsentonsplash

jTjohncenaGOAT Going with some IWC polar opposites, eh? My next pick defeated John Cena with his trademark move "THE MOVE THAT BEAT CENA". Sure they had to protect Scooperman (!) with an injury angle, but he did it. Know what else he did? Main evented WRESTLEMANIA, which is something your crybaby quieter(?) CM Punk never managed. Oh yeah and he did it more than once.

UT it's pretty lonely at the top isn't it? Especially when ya gotta wait a long ass time to draft again. HBK played a "pivotal" role in my next pick's wrestling beginnings. And by that I mean he cashed a check when Regal actually did the training. I got an RVD gif coming up for that one.

Baker You're one of the boys. The 1.1ers. I don't have much to say about you, but you better hope we don't face off again. You may have swindled the good people of PW with that BULLSHIT Animal Draft victory but I don't forget. Trust me I'm gonna slap you harder than Cornette slapped Santino in developmental. Blindy

1RealSmartAlex just for this annoying tag I'm just gonna let you know if I bumped into you in public, I wouldn't even apologize. You're next. This counts as your tag in the draft.

WMS Thanks for ruining my THE gimmick. The Undertaker and The Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla were on the horizon. So I hope you stub your toe and burn in hell!

Jake what is with you fucks and having weird tag usernames. I liked you a lot more when you went by spear.

🤯 I wanted to include a gif with titties just for you. Too bad it's the wrong Bella for that. Stone Cold and Hogan? So you're going with a Hard-R roster drafting woman beaters and racists, well whatever works I guess. I hope you get endless cavities from all stuffing Foos 's package down your throat.

Did I get everyone? Is this taking too long? Whatever, my 2nd pick is a former ROH World Champ, he has one a billion titles, has the unique ability to "accidentally" slap Nikki on the ass under the guise of oopsie I thought it was Brie, reality star, multi-mania mainevent closer, has a billion quality matches under his belt, literally looks like a goat along with being a potential GOAT, made the Nexus angle REAL, may go wherever he wants and can do that after having a potential career ending injury... and did I mention he doesn't own a tv?

With a long ass wait I draft THE American Dragon Bryan Danielson or if you read it backwards Daniel Bryan.

PLEASE DON'T LET HIM HAVE BEEN PICKED ALREADY... no time for editing people are getting pissed. We already know you live on PW Ness fucking draft already.

Next. May not have been worth an encore. Hope no one is on a dial up connection.

Tetsuya Naito

May 22, 2021 20:05:40 GMT 1RealSmartAlex said:

Tetsuya Naito

Baker

TNA Superstar...



Sting

Whoops. KING KID

bodyslam

Kazuchika Okada


RT

"THE PHENOMENAL ONE"
AJ STYLES

@theshow

“Triple H was always a good wrestler, but great? I don’t know. What, he’s a thousand time World Champion now? I don’t know, how great really is he? But you see, this talent out there sometimes, and then you look at someone like Triple H.



“When I look at him, he’s always had a good look as far as his body went. He always had a pretty muscular physique. I don’t know how much of that is natural, but you look at someone like Hunter and you go, ‘what has he ever really done?’



“Like one move that he created that no one ever saw before? Some high spots or an idea for a match? I don’t know what he ever brought to the table. He’s mostly a guy that showed up and they’ve made him; he’s always been a decent wrestler, but great? I don’t know; I don’t think so.”




“He’s never had a great match. Whenever I look at Triple H’s matches, including the last one he had with Undertaker, and I don’t mean it as a knock, but I told myself before I watched it because I’m trying to like; now these days I want him to see him do something to make me think ‘yeah, he’s got greatness in him’.”



“I thought it was mediocre at best and maybe a four out of ten or three out of ten. I don’t know, I don’t want to say but I think Paul is a little overrated. He’s overrated for being great, but I can’t sit here and tell you that I can name one match that I ever thought he ever had with anybody that was great.”
- Bret Hart



"The King of Kings" Triple H

UT

Mick Foley & Seth Rollins.

@theshow

Kurt Angle

RT

ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!

bodyslam

He is not part of the family

He does not sit at the table

He walks alone

He ........................

is going to kill you!!!

Joe's gonna kill you. Joe's gonna kill you. Joe's gonna kill you.

Samoa Joe



KING KID

I’m trying to test myself to the fullest. Let’s do this!

I select:



Baker