Ghost accounts were nothing new on the old PW, we had hundreds registered that never posted, but we are starting to see them emerge over here. My suspicion levels are far greater as we are hidden away on a dark corner of the web that you'd think would be rather difficult to just stumble upon.

My eyebrows were first raised by the registration of Wife. Firstly, the username indicates a feminine presence, and we all know there are no women on the internet. I'm aware that 🤯 has been referencing his mythical lady friend for sometime now as he has attempted to get her interested in man things like wrestling and comics, but I am understandably sceptical. No matter how many times he has tagged her in posts she is yet to show "her" face. Has he merely created an alter ego to express his repressed feminine urges, or are there greater FORCES at play?? The PW universe is abuzz with speculation, and the people want answers!

Our latest user is vqtanh - real person or just someone who fell on a keyboard?

I don’t know, but I want to start tagging them in every post like 🤯 with Wife

This thread got this song stuck in my head:

God willing we'll get another Jvance one day. HAHAHA. Remember that right wing lunatic? You'd almost want to say phony account but at the same time,people in Alabama are real so whose to say.

My bad if the creation of Wife's account fucked shit up. She got interested in UT's Top 10 countdowns, and that ultimately led to her wanting to submit her own lists. I submitted one to UT just via my account, which felt weird, and so I helped Wife create an account so that she could maybe participate more directly moving forward.

Of course, as soon as the account was created, she seemed to lose interest. But maybe that's just because we're between countdowns right now. Then again, I sense she'll also respect the First Law of Pro Wrestling Message Boards, which dictates that no real female will post directly in the forums.

I also thought the tagging feature might make it easier to keep track of everywhere I make reference to her. She gets a kick out of seeing what her dork huband posts about her on a pro wrestling message board. Plus, before she demanded that her settings be changed, I got a kick outta the idea that her personal email inbox would get spammed with notifications every time I tagged her. I mean, that's what marriage really is all about, right? Lovingly annoying to hell outta each other.

Anyway... If I've crossed some sort of line, feel free to delete the Wife account. Just beware her wrath. The things she cares passionately about always surprise me without fail, and for all I know, she might be truly passionate about her account... Or at least the concept of it if nothing else. Again, if it's causing admin issues, feel free to delete. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

Also, just for the record, I have no qualms expressing all my personal feminine urges via my own account. :lol:

*goes and sits down to pee*

You guys have awoken the kraken.

Wife just logged into her account on her work laptop next to me.

None of us are safe now.

Fuck you all. Don't delete my account damnit.

Love,
Wife.

Just kidding. I know he loves you all here. So I don't really mean the "fuck you" part... But seriously. Don't delete my account.

I say we make a list of 10 reasons to delete 🤯's , Wife's account.

Dec 28, 2017 2:42:26 GMT UT said:

I say we make a list of 10 reasons to delete 🤯's , Wife's account.

1) Filthy mouth
2) Insubordination

Dec 28, 2017 2:45:49 GMT @admin said:

Dec 28, 2017 2:42:26 GMT UT said:

I say we make a list of 10 reasons to delete 🤯's , Wife's account.

1) Filthy mouth
2) Insubordination

3. She's a gold digger. Pretty sure she married 🤯 for his PW Bank account.

4. She refused to take his last name in marriage. Clearly her name should be Wife 🤯

vqtanh and I are cool with Wife staying.

I'm not responsible, I can't even keep my room clean.

Dec 28, 2017 2:50:54 GMT UT said:

Dec 28, 2017 2:45:49 GMT @admin said:

1) Filthy mouth
2) Insubordination

3. She's a gold digger. Pretty sure she married 🤯 for his PW Bank account.

4. She refused to take his last name in marriage. Clearly her name should be Wife 🤯

Ironically, re: #3, Wife out earns PI in real dollars by almost 3x.

I would have gone with "Wife of PI" for the reference alone.

5. No avatar. At least make an effort.

That goes for you too, Blindy.

6. Afraid of Edward Norton.

Dec 28, 2017 16:30:16 GMT UT said:

6. Afraid of Edward Norton.

That is amazing. And I can't believe I didn't think of Wife of Pi as a recommendation!

I wont worry until someone tries to hack my account. i worked too damn hard to make this fake money.

Wife... oh it all makes sense. Of course I'm of the mindset that anytime a poster mentions a significant other, especially if it happens more than occasionally they are making them up. I was also thinking about signing up as an alter every week of an old PW legend and seeing if anyone caught on. Sorry jedimindtrick and BatistaBOMB... maybe when this thread dies down.

Good stuff. I think one of my top PW vets to impersonate would be Mr. Blonde. I made that guy my bitch so early on in his PW career, never let him forget it. Good kid. Although now he's like 35. So, good middle aged dude.

i want to impersonate Missy...minus the boob pics in red reps...

Too lazy to get an avatar Emperor!

But vqtanh at least has good enough taste to like a post of mine. I wonder if he is the same person who often liked my posts on the old PW. I remember someone found out my twitch name and asked where PW is nowadays by addressing me as "Blindy" so I did offer up the link to help spread the word of this forum, guessing this is the person.

^
Yes thats me, been lurking for awhile and gaining some outstanding knowledge/information from the forum, also a lot of useful (and interesting and entertaining) things to read here too. I am a bit shy so I don't post much, but I am a real person

Dec 30, 2017 1:35:53 GMT vqtanh said:

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Yes thats me, been lurking for awhile and gaining some outstanding knowledge/information from the forum, also a lot of useful (and interesting and entertaining) things to read here too. I am a bit shy so I don't post much, but I am a real person

Holy crap! A real person! That's awesome Vq. 

Dec 30, 2017 1:53:37 GMT Foos said:

Dec 30, 2017 1:35:53 GMT vqtanh said:

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Yes thats me, been lurking for awhile and gaining some outstanding knowledge/information from the forum, also a lot of useful (and interesting and entertaining) things to read here too. I am a bit shy so I don't post much, but I am a real person

Holy crap! A real person! That's awesome Vq. 

I wish I was a real person.

Dec 30, 2017 1:35:53 GMT vqtanh said:

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Yes thats me, been lurking for awhile and gaining some outstanding knowledge/information from the forum, also a lot of useful (and interesting and entertaining) things to read here too. I am a bit shy so I don't post much, but I am a real person

Pretty sure that's exactly what a fake person , pretending to be a real person would say. 

Dec 30, 2017 4:31:09 GMT 🤯 said:

Dec 30, 2017 1:53:37 GMT Foos said:

Holy crap! A real person! That's awesome Vq. 

I wish I was a real person.

You're still real to me , dammit! 

Dec 30, 2017 4:31:09 GMT 🤯 said:

Dec 30, 2017 1:53:37 GMT Foos said:

Holy crap! A real person! That's awesome Vq. 

I wish I was a real person.

That's enough out of you Picicle. This is a conversation between me, and Viq. That's what I'm calling you now vqtanh , alright Viq?