The PW crew are aboard The Skeld transporting precious cargo back to the planet earth.







There is 1 imposter among us

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🤯
shinobimusashi
RT
1RealSmartAlex
KING KID
Big Pete
rad
Jake
Lony
@ness
cheesedude420

Imposter will be randomised

Posters chosen by most recent FF posts, if you don’t want to be in it let me know.

OP seems sus

Dec 10, 2022 12:14:53 GMT jTjohncenaGOAT said:

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Chosen by most recent activity.

I just scrolled through fan fic for about a minute and saw the names of people that posted last

I suspect this might be the last weekend I'm active on PW to any degree for a while...

-_-

Dec 10, 2022 12:46:03 GMT 🤯 said:

I suspect this might be the last weekend I'm active on PW to any degree for a while...

-_-

I didn’t mark out for your epic return at the podcast Royal Rumble just for you to lose your smile and walk away from us again!

Apart from selfishly loving logging on to PW and seeing Pi likes that make my day, you’re a valued poster here and whether you feel or or not probably one of the most beloved members here.

Obviously your decision but your absence will be a detriment to the board.

Either 🤯 is the killer or he's gonna be the first one to get got and then makes a comeback towards the end.

"Thought you were dead..."

Thought wrong MOTHERFUCKA.

Dec 10, 2022 13:09:40 GMT System said:

Dec 10, 2022 12:46:03 GMT 🤯 said:

I suspect this might be the last weekend I'm active on PW to any degree for a while...

-_-

I didn’t mark out for your epic return at the podcast Royal Rumble just for you to lose your smile and walk away from us again!

Apart from selfishly loving logging on to PW and seeing Pi likes that make my day, you’re a valued poster here and whether you feel or or not probably one of the most beloved members here.

Obviously your decision but your absence will be a detriment to the board.

Just gotta work a little harder on getting my mental health sorted. All the different med experiments lately have been taxing, and because I've been bad and not avoiding weed concurrently, it's been exacerbating shit. I'll still have my PM box, but need to better structure shit to spend a little less time on the board or distractions in general for the time being. Maybe set like a 15 minute allowance for myself each evening. Clearly not following that now... But, it is what it is!

(Do appreciate the Shawn Michaels comparison though!)

Anyone see my gun?

*calls Emergency Meeting*

*says nothing*

*leaves game*





(I'm not actually leaving I am just reminiscing about why I quit playing Among Us)

Everyone who post this thread is a sus!

Wait…fuck!

 

 

]The previous team entrusted to ensure the upkeep of this ship have been fired due to a severe lack of maintenance to the ship, we hope your new team will not make the mistake.



Attached are a list of tasks that will be required aboard The Skeld.



All personnel are to swipe their admin cards at the start of their shift. 

W-Y


Tasks: 

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Cafeteria:

Upload Data, Divert power to communications.



Electrical:

Upload data, Fix wiring, calibrate distributor



Engines:

Align Engine output,divert power to upper engine, divert power to lower engine



Medbay:

Submit scan, inspect sample



Navigation:

Chart Chourse, upload data, divert power to navigation, stabilise steering



02:

Empty chute, divert power to 02, clean 02 filter



Reactor:

Start reactor, unlock manifolds



Security:

Divert power to security



Shields:

Prime shields, divert power to shields



Storage:

Fuel Engines



Weapons:

Clear asteroids, upload data, divert power to weapons

 

 



The PW Crew gather around the cafeteria table discussing the briefing they received.



RT: I can’t believe they’ve got us out here doing this bullshit so close to the holidays. They’ve had a full year to keep an eye on the maintenance of The Skeld and only now it comes up.



Ness: Besides, wasn’t there meant to be more of us. Where is JTJ?



Lony: Celebrating Hannukah I imagine.



Emperor: He’s not actually Jewish.



The Kid: Ok Kanye, let’s just get this over and done with.



Pi: Why do you all have different colour suits except Ness and I?



Emperor: What do you mean, Ness’ suit is blue and your suit is Cyan.



Big Pete: What is Cyan? Like Aqua?



Alex: The Band?



Jake: What time is lunch?



Rad: We haven’t even started and you’re worried about lunch?



Lony: Hey i want to know too, limited resources on the ship and I don’t want to miss out.



Nobi: Look we can do a few tasks first then meet back here and we can discuss it.



Lony: Who put you in charge?



Nobi: No one but if we sit here bitching and moaning all morning we will be still doing tasks at dinner.



Alex: Don’t mind him, he’s just hungry.



Jake: Tell me about it.



RT: Look, Nobi is right. Everyone pick two tasks to do. Use your comms but only if it’s absolutely necessary, don’t call comms or press the emergency meeting button for no reason.




The crew begrudgingly make their way to the admin room to scan their IDs to make sure they get paid for the day’s work. They gradually split off, more so just people heading in the same general direction rather than groups.



Ness:

“IF ONLY WE COULD FLY, LIMP BIZKIT STYLEEEE”



RT: What the fuck Ness?



Ness: What?



RT: Your comms are on, what I just say?



Ness: My bad, just trying to fix stabilize the steering in Navigation and I got carried away.

Guess it’s just…my generation.



Nobi: Alright so were all clear not to use the comms except for an emergency?



Pi: Do we have an emergency now?



RT: No.. 


Jake: Noted.



RT shakes his head and continues to refill the fuel tank in upper engine as Lony empties the trash chute in cafeteria and tidies up after everyone dumping their stuff everywhere.



The Kid: Holy shit! CheeseDude420 is----



Jake: Stop using the comms! It’s for emergencies only.



The Kid: Listen, CheeseDude420 is dead!



Pi: …. Who the fuck is CheeseDude420?



Big Pete: is this a prank?



Ness: Have you been getting into my gummies?



Lony: The dude in the yellow suit that didn’t say shit during the meeting.



Rad: How do you know he’s dead?



The Kid: I think all of the wounds and pool of blood are a clear sign.



Emperor: Check his pulse just to make sure.



The Kid: Genius idea Doctor, he’s dead i don’t what else you want me to say.



Emperor: I’m not a doctor…



Nobi: That isn’t important right now. Did anyone talk to this dude at all?



Ness: This is going to be so much paper work….



Alex: Bro, C’mon. Have some respect.



Nobi: No, Ness is right. Do we know anything about him? Address, next of kin?



RT: Kid, did you remove the knife from him?



Kid:.... I never said anything about a knife? 



CheeseDude420 has been eliminated. 
9 crewmates and 1 impostor remain.