Wardlow vs Luchasaurus is gonna fuck

Arn is a crazy man, he does not know what he is saying.

Apr 27, 2023 0:47:14 GMT CM Punk'd said:

Apr 27, 2023 0:45:36 GMT RT said:

It was announced as a house show but you are right. The might televise it now.

I’m tempted to buy tickets but it is the same day as my wife’s 40th birthday and I don’t need to get divorced.

How about taking your wife to the show?  And then afterwards, you can take her to something she wants.

Nah she doesn’t like wrestling. That night will be all about her.

Apr 27, 2023 0:48:35 GMT Michinokudriver said:

did Arn just say Wardlow is the guy to bring the company into the next millennium?

Is Wardlow immortal? How did he gain immortality?

The TNT title makes you immortal. You didn’t know?

Is Jade/Taya main eventing?

If so, either Taya's taking the belt, or Jade wins, but something big happens at the end.

Apr 27, 2023 0:51:12 GMT RT said:

Apr 27, 2023 0:47:14 GMT CM Punk'd said:

How about taking your wife to the show?  And then afterwards, you can take her to something she wants.

Nah she doesn’t like wrestling. That night will be all about her.

Apr 27, 2023 0:48:35 GMT Michinokudriver said:

did Arn just say Wardlow is the guy to bring the company into the next millennium?

Is Wardlow immortal? How did he gain immortality?

The TNT title makes you immortal. You didn’t know?

so every time he defends the title he is literally fighting for his life

I... I don't hate it

EDIT: and what if part -- ONLY PART -- of your gift is that you do all the family type stuff during the day and at night you take the kids to rasslin and she gets the whole night to herself/her girlfriends? Would that work?

MJF shilling pickles and Sammy Guevara with the pickle-colored gear

CORPORATE SYNERGY

MJF doing a Punk routine is hilarious.

Ooooo they pulled an Eddie

I'm only half paying attention at the moment but wasn't Jungle Boy supposed to be ringside to prevent shenanigans like this from happening?

Thanks for the tags everyone. Knew I'd be late tonight. Had things to do. I blame Coach Tony K for making me miss Double J. Why is he booking a main event talent in the first hour?! Will see if I can find it tomorrow.

This is the right move. MJF does his usual shtick of putting obstacles in people’s way, but it finally blows up in his face. Love it.

Apr 27, 2023 1:12:21 GMT Michinokudriver said:

I'm only half paying attention at the moment but wasn't Jungle Boy supposed to be ringside to prevent shenanigans like this from happening?

He was washing his hair.

doesn't Orange Cassidy have some Best Friends who could have come out with him?

RODERICK STRONG'S HERE!!!

WTF? Roderick Strong!?

Are we finally getting Undisputed Elite?

Apr 27, 2023 1:25:57 GMT RT said:

Are we finally getting Undisputed Elite?

Not without Bobby Fish.

Hey, the TBS title finally appearing on TBS!

I mean, folks….

Taya dropped into that split so effortlessly I thought the spot was going to be that it didn't affect her at all

Taya is getting a rematch.

Sad Jamie didn't say Wargames

Did he get rabies doing that rundown?

Apr 27, 2023 1:34:36 GMT RT said:

I mean, folks….

Now Tony needs to throw some money at Josiah Williams to help with a theme.

They’re rushing the fuck out of this match and it sucks

Feels very random to see Butcher & The Blade main event a Dynamite.

I get you, Takeshita. I too have tried to help and made things substantially worse instead

Takeshita has bled with the BCC. Their by-law says he has to join now.

Seriously though I think he does. Hangman returns to reunite with the Elite but they are still outnumbered 5-4. Then when they announce Blood n Guts, Kota Ibushi debuts.

Could see a 4v4 match at DON with Takeshita turning and BCC winning. Then they do the rest in the build to Forbidden Door.

Apr 27, 2023 0:48:35 GMT Michinokudriver said:

did Arn just say Wardlow is the guy to bring the company into the next millennium?

Is Wardlow immortal? How did he gain immortality?

From the book of Hobbs after he took his championship

Wait, was that a good show?

I'm liking Cassidy and his consistency, but he's a dumb worker. I get the soft offence stuff to mess with his opponent, but dude you just ate two kicks to the face without a receipt thanks to your messing around.

Cassidy as consistently as they're booking him is suffering from being fed some average workers. He'd benefit from being in the ring with some top talent to really shine.

Dax v Jarrett was good as expected. Dax could wrestle a broom stick and it'd be a decent match, and Jeff has never been given his dues on how fun he can be.

Wardlow needs a fucking big Baaaatttiiisstttaa!!! entrance to sell the ass kicking that's coming. Arn has EOD, I swear to God.

Good match from Skeleton Boy and Sammy. A little bit like Cassidy, it's not often, or recently I've these guys in the ring with top tier talent to help iron out the kinks.

MJF right now, has peaked. It's the same shit every week. Unless there's a dramatic shift in his character, he's peaked right here. He's talented, but the character is painfully repetitive.

At this point I can't remember if Bullet Club has been on the show yet...

Adam Cole and Roddy Strong! UE! If Jericho drains the momentum out of both these guys, he deserves a horrible injury to keep him sidelined. Yep. I said that.

Oh wait, there was Bullet Club.

And they're gone.

Show started strong, then ended with a who gives-a-shit finish. Like maybe, I don't know, maybe book Kenny and Takashita v Bullet Club in the main event? Sell it hard all week?

Apr 28, 2023 10:31:25 GMT NATH45 said:

I'm liking Cassidy and his consistency, but he's a dumb worker. I get the soft offence stuff to mess with his opponent, but dude you just ate two kicks to the face without a receipt thanks to your messing around.

Cassidy as consistently as they're booking him is suffering from being fed some average workers. He'd benefit from being in the ring with some top talent to really shine.

It's not so much talent, but placement on the card. It's fine for Cassidy to work these show-case matches, but they're essentially the same deal. This is what these guys can do, this is my shtick and how it blurs with theirs, we'll work the modern great match where I take big bumps and kick out of finishers cut to Jane and we're out. At a certain point you've got to capitilise on that emotional investment and put him into an angle fans care about, instead of relying on Cassidy to showcase others (then beat them).

Apr 28, 2023 10:31:25 GMT NATH45 said:

Like maybe, I don't know, maybe book Kenny and Takashita v Bullet Club in the main event? Sell it hard all week?

Yeah that Butcher/Blade vs. Omega/Takeshita was some real AEW booking. That's the type of match you put on Dark, not as your main event of Dynamite but in Tony's mind he needed an excuse to run that post-match angle and there's this idea that when a new tag team forms they have to work their way from the bottom to the top like a video game. Omega/Takeshita vs. Claudio/Yuta would have been the obvious direction to go in.