I could watch Mark Briscoe bitch slap people all day

'we'd like to offer you a promotion with more money and more responsibility'

'SHOVE YOUR PROMOTION UP YOUR ASS'

LUCHA RULES!!! FINALLY!!!

I REALLY HOPE this makes Tony consider Lucha Rules as a trios rule moving forward. Lucha rules speeds things up so much.

May 25, 2023 0:35:03 GMT Michinokudriver said:

'we'd like to offer you a promotion with more money and more responsibility'

'SHOVE YOUR PROMOTION UP YOUR ASS'

I HATE MONEY

HOB's custom titles are so fucking cool. I hope this continues with the Trios titles. Custom belts, unique entrances, etc. Makes it feel like the stable gets to take over the show for a minute. 

That's some spooky shit lights.

May 25, 2023 0:38:24 GMT c said:

I REALLY HOPE this makes Tony consider Lucha Rules as a trios rule moving forward. Lucha rules speeds things up so much.

I can't remember what the rules are. Just that you don't have to tag as long as there's only one guy in the ring?

May 25, 2023 0:39:37 GMT CM Punk'd said:

That's some spooky shit lights.

I like it. Last week the crowd was just blacked out but it didn't look as good on TV. This is way better.

May 25, 2023 0:39:37 GMT CM Punk'd said:

That's some spooky shit lights.

not sure if 'spooky' or 'on psychedelics'

This is everything I like about this format. Lucha rules just makes it so much better.

May 25, 2023 0:39:38 GMT RT said:

May 25, 2023 0:38:24 GMT c said:

I REALLY HOPE this makes Tony consider Lucha Rules as a trios rule moving forward. Lucha rules speeds things up so much.

I can't remember what the rules are. Just that you don't have to tag as long as there's only one guy in the ring?

If one guy leave the ring, another can enter without a tag.

May 25, 2023 0:40:47 GMT Michinokudriver said:

May 25, 2023 0:39:37 GMT CM Punk'd said:

That's some spooky shit lights.

not sure if 'spooky' or 'on psychedelics'

¿Por qué no los dos?

I hate Anarchy in the Arena and really was hoping it would never return.

Schiavone should deck either MJF or Taz one of these days.

MJF is so damn good at face promos.  No one hypes like him.

LOL Daddy's contracts is coming up. Where is he planning to go? Impact?

LMAO, this would have been the perfect time for Punk to return.

"My life isn't meant to be spent cleaning toilets"

Darby looks down on janitors?

May 25, 2023 0:55:47 GMT c said:

LOL Daddy's contracts is coming up. Where is he planning to go? Impact?

LMAO, this would have been the perfect time for Punk to return.

Odds on him showing up after MJF retains on Sunday?

Not likely. He will get his own belt I assume.   MJF is not gonna want to work Saturdays.

Nice to see Lady Frost in an AEW ring.

Lady Frost looks like if Ruby Soho voted Republican.

She lurks a lot in RoH these days. And was on Dark and stuff.

Great to see her on Dynamite though.

May 25, 2023 1:02:59 GMT c said:

Not likely. He will get his own belt I assume.   MJF is not gonna want to work Saturdays.

Maybe that's the point? CM Punk challenges him but MJF enforces a "you have to stay on Collision" rule or some shit so Punk can't get to him until they decide they want him to.

DUDE!!! Leila Grey looks like she could have a wardrobe malfunction at any time.

Frost really should join Jade's entourage.

May 25, 2023 1:05:05 GMT RT said:

May 25, 2023 1:02:59 GMT c said:

Not likely. He will get his own belt I assume.   MJF is not gonna want to work Saturdays.

Maybe that's the point? CM Punk challenges him but MJF enforces a "you have to stay on Collision" rule or some shit so Punk can't get to him until they decide they want him to.

Not be shocked if they do Wembley against each other.  But I would prefer MJF works against someone better.

God, Taz is so funny during breaks. He breaks out the weirdest jokes.

Frost getting far, far more time than I assumed. I expected 90 seconds before she got pinned.

Ooh, Punk must all be but confirmed now.

And it looks like Chicago's getting three shows a year once again.

Tony really try to milk that.