"ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH ON PAY PER VIEW to tell you about a mixed tag team contest happening on our usual weekly broadcast"

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May 29, 2023 3:06:47 GMT Michinokudriver said:

for maximum effect, bryce should sell a tired arm after counting like six pin attempts in fifteen seconds

Why is he doing a 1/2 orange Cassidy impression though? Is someone blading soon?

Sammy gonna regret not taking that deal when he sees the price of diapers.

LOL. A Side Headlock Takeover get the winning pin.

That was a really fun match.

Time for Moxley to try and kill people.

Now THIS is gonna be fun.

Hey, snarky chyron operator guy is back!

Oof.

Remember what Max said about using black face?

Is this match gonna be the AEW equivalent of a New Jack match, music included?

May 29, 2023 3:18:08 GMT CM Punk'd said:

Oof.

Remember what Max said about using black face?

also is the band still playing?

The band still playing and the referee is bleeding :lol:

10 stars

May 29, 2023 3:22:34 GMT Michinokudriver said:

May 29, 2023 3:18:08 GMT CM Punk'd said:

Oof.

Remember what Max said about using black face?

also is the band still playing?

That was before I realized that it was a mask, and not facepaint.

actually i take it back, the band continuing to play like everything is proceeding normally is amazing

May 29, 2023 3:23:37 GMT Michinokudriver said:

actually i take it back, the band continuing to play like everything is proceeding normally is amazing

Just like your everyday New Jack match.

When you pay for a band to play a song, they better play the whole fucking song.

tbh i was hoping the bucks would rip off the BCC shirt, put a Elite one on the singer instead and Violent Idols would seamlessly transition into a Kansas cover song

May 29, 2023 3:23:31 GMT CM Punk'd said:

May 29, 2023 3:22:34 GMT Michinokudriver said:

also is the band still playing?

That was before I realized that it was a mask, and not facepaint.

(i may or may not have also been looking for an excuse to use that gif)

At the rate Mox is going of late, poor Renee gonna need to go buy new forks.

May 29, 2023 3:32:25 GMT c said:

At the rate Mox is going of late, poor Renee gonna need to go buy new forks.

Or switch over to plastic cutlery.

why was there barbed wire on that oversized novelty poker chip?

i missed it, did blackpool combat club bring a giant novelty poker chip with barbed wire on it to the ring?

because i don't recall the elite doing that

so the answer must be that some twisted, sick stage technician put barbed wire on random set pieces unprompted for his own satisfaction

This is the shit that happens when you bring in Sabu and the ECW fans start to pine for fans bring the weapons days again.

JEEZUS!!! The mother of all superkicks!

OUCH!!!

Still doesn't hurt as much as stepping on Legos.

Shouldn't that have been a three-count?

i was unsure this could main event over the 4-way world title match

i am pleasantly surprised to be completely wrong

Why do the commentators pronounce it was Wingg-Ed rather than winged?

TAKESHITA'S WITH THE CLUB!!!

May 29, 2023 3:44:30 GMT System said:

Why do the commentators pronounce it was Wingg-Ed rather than winged?

English is a second language to most Americans.

Love that explosion from the superkick spot was larger than one for the exploding ring match <.<