What in the blue hell is a Schoonmaker?

That sounds like some Christmas carol.

Such a fucking soft roughing the passer call, both of them.

These refs are such garbage, stop with the Dallas favortism.

Awful fucking call, there's no way a defender can let up on that type of play. 

Sept 17, 2023 21:29:38 GMT @toddisdrunk said:

That’s got to be some sort of record hasn’t it? No points in the first six quarters of the season? Someone find out 😂

The 1933 Cincinnati Reds went 6 games without a touchdown. The 2000 Baltimore Ravens almost tied that record and went 5 games.

As for not scoring a single point, I couldn’t find anything, but considering teams have got several games without a TD in the past, I assume they went longer than six quarters without a point. Likely a couple shutouts in those runs.

Oh and also I thought Brian Daboll was actually good at offence? Hmmmmmmmmmm

Weird that Dorsey is essentially getting the same results with Buffalo that Daboll was. Weeeeeiiirrrrd.

Zach is doing stuff that Aaron can't at this point, he's running out of this pocket for his dear life. :lol:

He has come on strong after that TD throw.

Austin seibert in relief hasn't shit the bed so there's that.

Down 8 while getting the ball is good.

Zach nearly got another TD, Garrett Wilson is so fucking good. Lawrence saves the day with the partial hit on Zach's arm.

Giants get a tuddy, they end their drought.

Hey the defense finally got a stop for once

Joe Burrow starting the season 0-2. 👀

Ohhhh huge pick by SF

Ref staring at a blatant hold on Bryce Huff from Steele and does not call it cmon now.

Dalvin Cook with a lousy fumble he hasn't been good since coming in. Maybe Jets get bailed out with the incompetent regarding but still

A guy not even good enough to kick for the Dame nails a 55 yder with ease. Took alot but this Audrey kid won SOTN. The Dallas Tight End room collective came close though but we just saw a MLS player nail a bomb.

Sept 17, 2023 22:06:43 GMT RT said:

Joe Burrow starting the season 0-2. 👀

Love to see it.

Rams blew it. That’s game.

The eventual INT by Zach. This pocket is just getting destroyed by Parsons alone.

He leaves Duane Brown in the dust every other play. Same with Becton.

Giants have shown some fight....that or Arizona got orders to let up a little this second half. Shocked this is even a game.

Sept 17, 2023 22:50:14 GMT Blindy said:

Giants have shown some fight....that or Arizona got orders to let up a little this second half. Shocked this is even a game.

Maybe the Cards just realized that by winning, they were also losing.

20-0 at the half, and now it's tied at 28.

If Stafford keeps playing like this the Rams will be lucky to win 7 games this year. Holy shit.

Duane brown is getting humiliated by Parsons.

How he isn't getting help is crazy by Hackett.

Random wild stat: Puka Nacua is the first player in history to record 10+ catches and 100+ yards in his first two NFL games.

Big home win for the niners

Sept 17, 2023 22:50:14 GMT Blindy said:

Giants have shown some fight....that or Arizona got orders to let up a little this second half. Shocked this is even a game.

Cards are kings of blowing leads. Unless they are playing Buffalo for some reason.

Zach missed a throw on Garrett Wilson. You can tell Garrett is frustrated with Zach as a whole. Way too many inconsistencies with year 3 Zach

A fantastic week in fantasy is hampered by a Saquon injury fuck.

What a comeback by the Giants. Cards have that 3 win feel written all over em.

Switched to Cards/Giants just in time to see the kick return go NY's way.

I can't believe this comeback. Started right when I decided to shit talk Daboll of course.

Cards win the long game.

Doesn't matter who the head coach is in Denver, it's the team and players that are consistently finding ways to blow games.

Hail.mary and the prayers were answered

Washington ends the 2 point convo though!