Dealer's Choice Match
Hangman Page chooses Swerve Strickland's opponent
Swerve Strickland vs. TBD

Note: When asked about who Swerve's opponent might be, Hangman responded that Swerve would have to "wait the Whole F'n Show" to find out his opponent. Very subtle. I bet it's Sabu.

Dealer's Choice Match
Swerve Strickland chooses Hangman Page's opponent
"Hangman" Adam Page vs. Toa Liona

Jon Moxley vs. Jeff Hardy

Chris Jericho vs. Kyle Fletcher

Deonna Purrazzo vs. Taya Valkyrie w/Johnny TV

Second week in a row they're basically phoning in Dynamite and they can't figure out why nobody is showing up for these shows. Couldn't have anything to do with the lack of storylines, the fact the WWE was just there, or that tickets are reportedly $50-$100 more than what WWE charged.

Things are good! Nothing to see here! Hey look it's RVD! *jingles keys*

" Running the gauntlet " must be TK's favourite angle.

Mox v Jeff, AEW Botches is going to have to hire an intern to keep up.

Big Money Jeff is the best he has looked since like the early 2000s now. Finally started to act more his age in the ring the last string of matches. Matt also may be in the best physical shape of his career.

But still a shit show. Sole reason to watch IMO is the off chance that Okada appears. Dirt sheets seem sure he will sign with AEW, despite it being the wrong choice for a guy like him. I will watch clips of RVD vs Swerve but really do not care about the rest. Best part of twitter, the wrestling peeps will clip up anything of note that happens.

Guessing he filled this with b-team to pack Collision with a team guys to mix it up with the CMLL crew. But what the fuck is this show seriously...

Seeing Deonna Purrazzo vs. Taya Valkyrie in AEW will be fun,

Jericho, Jeff, RVD, Morrison.

Imagine booking a show in 2004 with talent from the 1980s, this is the equivalent. Except there's probably more drugs being consumed today.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT FOR NEXT WEEK!!!

Well stream I wanted to watch go delayed so here I am. Jeff still looking good for Jeff. Still think he needs to do this gimmick with more of an old school moveset to play up the vet stuff. Ditch everything swanton, twist of fate, whisper in the wind, all of it.

And CMLL IS HERE!!!

CMLL FEARS DADDY MAGIC!!!

Looks like we're gonna have a eight-man tag booked for Saturday.

No, DB got Hechicero solo.  

My guess is Mistico and Kommander will get matched up in some tag or trios now Kommander is not AAA.

honestly too would not be shocked if the whole point of this for CMLL is to get Kommander in CMLL for some dates.

Feb 1, 2024 0:49:04 GMT NATH45 said:

Jericho, Jeff, RVD, Morrison.

Imagine booking a show in 2004 with talent from the 1980s, this is the equivalent. Except there's probably more drugs being consumed today.

They've already done this once and it ended up being one of the better episodes so they probably decided to try again. We'll see.

Also just for fun I googlged the 2004 WWE roster and holy shit is it ugly. :lol: Totally unrelated it just made me curious. 

Feb 1, 2024 1:08:01 GMT CM Punk'd said:

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT FOR NEXT WEEK!!!

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT IS MY FAVOURITE KIND OF ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now the dream match no one asked for <.< Hopefully Hangman makes this fast.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS TONY WILL HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT IN TWO WEEKS!!!

Gonna go to cagematch and rate this match 12 stars <.<

The fuck Komander vs Wardlow?  Guess Komander forbidden from mixing it up with the CMLL crew still.

I have been straight for my entire life and married to a woman for 12 years but mustached Hangman could probably make me question all of it.

I hate his stash.  

I went to a 2004 Raw with Flair vs. Lawler and I'm glad I got to see the two GOAT lock horns live.

Great thing about living where I am, was Lawler worked here regularly in the early 2000's. Got to see him in a few fun matches.

Feb 1, 2024 1:35:22 GMT c said:

I hate his stash.  

I HATE YOU

Sorry. His stache has a power over me. I can't help it.

The Bucks' mustaches are replaced by just as sinister goatees.

Feb 1, 2024 1:36:38 GMT c said:

Great thing about living where I am, was Lawler worked here regularly in the early 2000's. Got to see him in a few fun matches.

Sometimes I regret not hitting up the 02-03 3PW & JAPW shows with Lawler. He worked Funk, Hennig, Corino & Kamala. I should have went to all of them.

lmao "Mr. Wardlow"

Feb 1, 2024 1:42:00 GMT CM Punk'd said:

The Bucks' mustaches are replaced by just as sinister goatees.

That's how you know they are bad guys. All bad guys have goatees.

And Wardlow just fucked his knee. Can't wait to see him miss another 6 months.

We've waited the whole f'n show, just for the Whole F'n Show.

Hangman announcing it was a Hardcore Match then RVD immediately throwing a chair into Swerve's face was just peak cinema.

Dynamite next week is gonna be stacked!