Jun 7, 2020 2:25:51 GMT The Dazz said:

Jun 7, 2020 2:24:19 GMT 1RealSmartAlex said:

Well, your hot wife did. Read my fan fiction.

Hopefully life imitates art.


well, I could do without the kid.

We could all do without KING KID. Uh...I mean...I'm still learning how these tags work, guys.

Jun 7, 2020 2:28:05 GMT 1RealSmartAlex said:

Jun 7, 2020 2:25:51 GMT The Dazz said:

Hopefully life imitates art.


well, I could do without the kid.

We could all do without KING KID. Uh...I mean...I'm still learning how these tags work, guys.

Perfect execution.

KING KID was supposed to delete his account since he forgot Step Brothers and TDK.

Welcome back, Dazz Kid.

And you mofos better learn how to respect your OGs. AKA your Fan Fic Hall Of Famer. Originator of serengetis. Originator of talking about LIFE while it was happening with no shame. The K-I-D.

Found out my wife had been planning a surprise birthday party for me but stopped when none of my parents would commit to coming. So I feel good today.

Ngl, anytime I read "found out my wife" and I was preparing for the worst.

Also disappointed I didn't get an invite.

Jun 18, 2020 19:18:11 GMT @ness said:

Ngl, anytime I read "found out my wife" and I was preparing for the worst.

Also disappointed I didn't get an invite.

Ditto & Ditto.

Just a heads up guys (RT @admin) I am going for hernia surgery tomorrow so I’m not going to be online tomorrow unless I come in all high and shit which I am going to try really hard not to do here or in stocks. Just letting you guys know in case a draft pick swings to me tomorrow. Apologies everyone, but tomorrow’s the day I’ve waited for since March. Had two cancellations already because of COVID and tomorrow is the day. 2pm ET!

Did I mention that surgeries give me a lot of anxiety?

Jun 22, 2020 2:18:56 GMT KING KID said:

Just a heads up guys (RT @admin) I am going for hernia surgery tomorrow so I’m not going to be online tomorrow unless I come in all high and shit which I am going to try really hard not to do here or in stocks. Just letting you guys know in case a draft pick swings to me tomorrow. Apologies everyone, but tomorrow’s the day I’ve waited for since March. Had two cancellations already because of COVID and tomorrow is the day. 2pm ET!

Did I mention that surgeries give me a lot of anxiety?

Good luck bro. Hope it turns out well and they get you all fixed up.

Jun 22, 2020 2:18:56 GMT KING KID said:

Just a heads up guys (RT @admin) I am going for hernia surgery tomorrow so I’m not going to be online tomorrow unless I come in all high and shit which I am going to try really hard not to do here or in stocks. Just letting you guys know in case a draft pick swings to me tomorrow. Apologies everyone, but tomorrow’s the day I’ve waited for since March. Had two cancellations already because of COVID and tomorrow is the day. 2pm ET!

Did I mention that surgeries give me a lot of anxiety?

Did you bust a nut?

(dad joke practice)

Jun 22, 2020 2:18:56 GMT KING KID said:

Just a heads up guys (RT @admin) I am going for hernia surgery tomorrow so I’m not going to be online tomorrow unless I come in all high and shit which I am going to try really hard not to do here or in stocks. Just letting you guys know in case a draft pick swings to me tomorrow. Apologies everyone, but tomorrow’s the day I’ve waited for since March. Had two cancellations already because of COVID and tomorrow is the day. 2pm ET!

Did I mention that surgeries give me a lot of anxiety?

Thanks for the heads up. Take your time. Hope it all goes well.

Jun 18, 2020 19:08:51 GMT 1RealSmartAlex said:

Found out my wife had been planning a surprise birthday party for me but stopped when none of my parents would commit to coming. So I feel good today.

I'm sorry to read this, brother. That's complete shit. Hope you still managed to have a relatively halfway decent birthday regardless, AM.

Best wishes to KING KID (I mean: THE K-I-MUFUCKIN'-DDDDD!) on your surgery as well. I'm pretty sure I have one myself but the two different doctors I went to gave me conflicting diagnoses and haven't felt any kind of pain or growth from it so I'm unsure as of now. I've never had an actual surgery myself but the thought of it alone freaks me out and I despise hospitals. Hopefully it'll be over before you know it and WWE will be back to stealing those sweet ideas soon enough, god knows they're running out of them these days. 

Jun 22, 2020 2:18:56 GMT KING KID said:

Just a heads up guys (RT @admin ) I am going for hernia surgery tomorrow so I’m not going to be online tomorrow unless I come in all high and shit which I am going to try really hard not to do here or in stocks. Just letting you guys know in case a draft pick swings to me tomorrow. Apologies everyone, but tomorrow’s the day I’ve waited for since March. Had two cancellations already because of COVID and tomorrow is the day. 2pm ET!

Did I mention that surgeries give me a lot of anxiety?

Hope all goes well and for speedy recovery 👍🏼

Surgeries complete. I’m good. I appreciate the kind wishes. Now I sit here and wait for the drugs to wear off and the pain to take over.

Jun 22, 2020 22:17:24 GMT KING KID said:

Surgeries complete. I’m good. I appreciate the kind wishes. Now I sit here and wait for the drugs to wear off and the pain to take over.

Glad to hear! Hope you got a good goody bag of pain meds to bring home.

Great news KING KID

I don’t know what’s happened to me just in this year, but my mental health has broken in terms of my care about my physical health. Out of nowhere, it seems, I’ve just become a severe hypochondriac. And I can’t break the mindset. Earlier in the year, I thought I had testicular cancer or a hernia or something, got checked and was told I was fine. That however wasn’t enough mentally, and I still constantly think about it and other things wrong with me on a daily basis, to the point of being insufferable about it in my own mind and by bothering my family about it. I feel like the boy who cried wolf, and I’m certain I’m gonna get eaten by the wolf eventually. The feeling I had earlier in the year is back with the same fear, but now instead of pain in my pelvis/groin to go along with it, it’s pain in my stomach.

And the issue is I’m too damn scared that something is wrong, that I’m afraid to go see a doctor again and finding out something really is wrong.

Going to the doctor in the afternoon. Did a self-check. Think I found something. Nervous as all hell, but we will just have to wait and see.

Jun 26, 2020 4:45:25 GMT The Dazz said:

Going to the doctor in the afternoon. Did a self-check. Think I found something. Nervous as all hell, but we will just have to wait and see.

Dazz, I have a hypochondriac in the family so I know nothing I say is going to help you get over it. What I’ll say is that I’m here for you man. If you need to talk or just need someone to tell you that everything is going to be ok.. just holler at me bro.

Jun 26, 2020 13:23:42 GMT jTjohncenaGOAT said:

Jun 26, 2020 4:45:25 GMT The Dazz said:

Going to the doctor in the afternoon. Did a self-check. Think I found something. Nervous as all hell, but we will just have to wait and see.

Dazz, I have a hypochondriac in the family so I know nothing I say is going to help you get over it. What I’ll say is that I’m here for you man. If you need to talk or just need someone to tell you that everything is going to be ok.. just holler at me bro.

Thanks Jeff. Really appreciate that. Right now, I feel very calm. Going to the doctor in three hours, so at this point I’m just ready to see if anything is wrong with me or not.

The Dazz, if it makes you feel any better, every so often I'm convinced a certain feeling in my nut bag is a bad news sign. And then last year I found this weird little lump. But I'm too lazy/can't be bothered to go the the doctors for further follow up. Checked in with one, they said odds of testicular cancer are overblown. Think the world is just built on fear-mongering, knowing the power of the mind to manifest problems to solve with drugs and money.

Well I certainly hope it’ll turn out to be nothing and that it’s just my mind playing into my fears. But we will see in a few hours.

Waiting for the Doc. *gulp*

You're a goner, Dazz. Can I have your picks?

The Dazz, you can have one of my nuts if both of yours turn out to be garbage.

Uh...so..

It’s an in-grown hair and Doc thinks I’ve got a blocked oil gland in the area. So looks like I just need ointment. Technically there was an issue, it’s just not severe.

It was a very unpleasant check up though.

Jun 26, 2020 19:50:26 GMT The Dazz said:

Uh...so..

It’s an in-grown hair and Doc thinks I’ve got a blocked oil gland in the area. So looks like I just need ointment. Technically there was an issue, it’s just not severe.

It was a very unpleasant check up though.

Isn't EVERY checkup unpleasant though? I HATE going to the doctor. If I got shot, I'd probably have to think on it before deciding to bother to go to an ER. No idea why. Although I'm sure America's fucked up approach to health care and health insurance somewhat feeds into that mindset at this point.

Jun 26, 2020 19:50:26 GMT The Dazz said:

Uh...so..

It’s an in-grown hair and Doc thinks I’ve got a blocked oil gland in the area. So looks like I just need ointment. Technically there was an issue, it’s just not severe.

It was a very unpleasant check up though.

Having your balls checked is never pleasant. I just tell myself the doctor has seen every kind of genitals you could imagine (and some you can't) but it still doesn't help. The room is always cold and your penis always decides now is the best possible time to shrink smaller than it ever has.

Glad it was mostly nothing. I get ingrown hairs sometimes from trimming down there. I've never needed ointment though, they seem to just go away after a few days. Must be a deep little guy.

Quick story: when I got my vasectomy it was done by a surgeon in the city who worked as a doctor at the same office as my family doctor. He (my family doctor) came in to assist because he's learning small day-op procedures. Also he was a doctor from South Africa and the rules down there are way different than here. If you're a doctor, you do everything. Guy comes to with a broken leg you fuckin figure it out because you might be the only doctor available and this dude might die if you don't help him. Saying "go to the hospital" isn't always an option.

ANYWAY, the surgeon had to step out for a minute and left my lying there on a cold table with my cock and balls out and my doctor just stood there and chatted with me. I'm numb from the waist down and this 6 foot 5 handsome South African dude with a sexy accent is like "So how're the kids?"

That was fun.

Glad everything is good, The Dazz.

My offer still stands man. Just message if you need anything.

Well one issue I had is they had some medical student in the room, which made it weird. The worst part is first he checked me while I was standing up, then made me bend over across the bed because he couldn’t pinpoint where I had felt a bump, and then found it when he made me lie back on the bed. I can still feel his hand.

Though finding out i am ok and it’s a minor issue has been a huge sigh of relief, and now I’m not going crazy in my head.