That's right. Tryin' this shit again.

All i want to do is lay up and watch movies this no internet shit sucks, i mean why cant this shit go out in the middle of the week when im too busy to use it? I should be watching ancient aliens right now, i just renewed my wwe network and ufc fight pass subs and was looking forward to enjoying those all weekend. Worst part is mobile internet on my phone sucks at my house for some reason. Times like this im glad i still got a vcr and that one X Files paperback novel i found.

Jul 22, 2018 3:46:39 GMT shinobimusashi said:

All i want to do is lay up and watch movies this no internet shit sucks, i mean why cant this shit go out in the middle of the week when im too busy to use it? I should be watching ancient aliens right now, i just renewed my wwe network and ufc fight pass subs and was looking forward to enjoying those all weekend. Worst part is mobile internet on my phone sucks at my house for some reason. Times like this im glad i still got a vcr and that one X Files paperback novel i found.

See I love streaming as much as the next guy, but it all goes to shit if you find yourself without access to the internet. A few years ago someone asked me why people torrent stuff when you can watch it for free usually on the channel's own website... for a rainy day friend. For a rainy day. I guess the point is have at least one porn video on your hard drive. Because ya never know...

So I return to work after my 17 1/2 days off tomorrow. For a double shift, no less. Joy.

Fatherhood has been an adventure. There’s been some rough patches, but mostly awesome. I would say since we’ve been home with the baby, we’ve had him be a pain in the ass at night 2-3 times. Which is great since he’s been home for almost 2 weeks now. We’ve learned some tricks with him, but overall he’s been a great baby.

If you look at my phone, you’ll see that it has been overtaken by baby pictures. I haven’t smoked pot in over a year. I haven’t fornicated with any other female in even longer. Life is good.

Jul 27, 2018 2:09:03 GMT KING KID said:

So I return to work after my 17 1/2 days off tomorrow. For a double shift, no less. Joy.

Fatherhood has been an adventure. There’s been some rough patches, but mostly awesome. I would say since we’ve been home with the baby, we’ve had him be a pain in the ass at night 2-3 times. Which is great since he’s been home for almost 2 weeks now. We’ve learned some tricks with him, but overall he’s been a great baby.

If you look at my phone, you’ll see that it has been overtaken by baby pictures. I haven’t smoked pot in over a year. I haven’t fornicated with any other female in even longer. Life is good.

That last part ... were you still stepping out on the missus?

The Gazebo never forgets.

Nor does the Serengeti.

KJ, I get it man. You wish you were me.

Jul 27, 2018 16:28:24 GMT KING KID said:

KJ, I get it man. You wish you were me.

King of the Jungle.

I say this without a single ounce of sarcasm, hostility or humor: There is literally not one aspect of your life I wish I had. Not one. Nothing. In fact, much of what you've shared are the exact things I'm thankful I haven't had to deal with or experience.

tl:dr - You are everything I'm glad I'm not.

Jul 27, 2018 17:39:51 GMT KJ said:

I say this without a single ounce of sarcasm, hostility or humor: There is literally not one aspect of your life I was I had. No one. Nothing. In fact, much of what you've shared are the exact things I'm thankful I haven't had to deal with or experience.

tl:dr - You are everything I'm glad I'm not.

Oh snap, mic drop. (Even with the swipe typos!)

And the lie detector shows....



.... THATS A LIE!



I don’t buy it. You don’t believe it. Don’t be silly.

Funny ... I’m surprised I haven’t seen you on Maury yet ...

Seriously, is it 2007 again?

Oh shit, it might be... THE WALLS ARE CRYING AGAIN!!!

#wewillnotclot

Jul 28, 2018 3:03:37 GMT 🤯 said:

Seriously, is it 2007 again?

Oh shit, it might be... THE WALLS ARE CRYING AGAIN!!!

#wewillnotclot

I thought I liked him in 2007?

Jul 28, 2018 3:12:41 GMT KJ said:

Jul 28, 2018 3:03:37 GMT 🤯 said:

Seriously, is it 2007 again?

Oh shit, it might be... THE WALLS ARE CRYING AGAIN!!!

#wewillnotclot

I thought I liked him in 2007?

I took a wild guess at the year, lol. That whole stretch is a blur anymore.

Jul 28, 2018 21:18:20 GMT 🤯 said:

Jul 28, 2018 3:12:41 GMT KJ said:

I thought I liked him in 2007?

I took a wild guess at the year, lol. That whole stretch is a blur anymore.

Eh, doesn’t matter.

I love you all.

I am drunk, but I mean it.

I love everyone but the envious hater KJ and that QITN character who lurks around Fan Fic with zero fed history/success.

I mean it. I’m sober.

Jul 29, 2018 3:46:58 GMT KING KID said:

I love everyone but the envious hater KJ and that QITN character who lurks around Fan Fic with zero fed history/success.

I mean it. I’m sober.

I think it’s funny you’re (allegedly) a grown man with a kid, and you still view writing fake wrestling feds as a success as opposed to a nerdy hobby.

It speaks so much to the person you are ... that you peaked on a message board (that or with a hooker while married).

I peaked on a message board? Bro, I peaked in every aspect of my life. My peak on the message board was my writing. That’s how you word it. My life, however, I peaked when I got mt first promotion at work. When I won employee of the year. When I won my first fight. When I lost my virginity in public in front of a crowd of friendships. When I graduated high school and read a speech on stage. I peaked throughout my whole sex life of trying different women. I peaked when I quit smoking pot, over a year now. I peaked when I got married. I peaked when I got a house. I peaked when I got a beautiful son. That’s how I peaked in life.

What was your peak? Your high school football days before you doubled in weight? Get out of here with your salt.

It doesn’t surprise me you’d think playing sports in college was a big deal because it’s something you could never do (and get a college education while doing it).

That’s what you remember about me. And that’s okay. On the other hand, everyone remembers every sad, pathetic story you came here legitimately telling with pride as if it was such an accomplishment to smoke weed and bang hookers (while engaged and married).

In all seriousness, I hope you’re not as shit a person as you play on the internet. And I say that as a fellow father, not a friend.

(P.S. - you can’t peak more than once.)


Oh shit, you said high school, not college. God you’re sad. :lol:

Oh classic fan fic beefs. This is a throwback indeed.

And I'm drunk/sober.

Jul 29, 2018 14:28:21 GMT 🤯 said:

Oh classic fan fic beefs. This is a throwback indeed.

And I'm drunk/sober.

Hey PI, next time we get together for beers, let’s make sure to talk about high school and your lack of feds. We’ll park all actual conversation so Kid can have this win. Deal?

Jul 29, 2018 14:35:56 GMT KJ said:

Jul 29, 2018 14:28:21 GMT 🤯 said:

Oh classic fan fic beefs. This is a throwback indeed.

And I'm drunk/sober.

Hey PI, next time we get together for beers, let’s make sure to talk about high school and your lack of feds. We’ll park all actual conversation so Kid can have this win. Deal?

I'm the Fedless Wonder!

I still don’t know why you think what you’re saying is hurtful or a diss towards me....? Yeah, I only graduated high school but I still have a good job. How many lives you save in your life? Exactly. So get out of here with your moral holier then thou nonsense. That’s what I do for a living. I help people in their time of need. So what about my college diploma? That shit don’t help nobody anymore.

Yes, I banged hookers. I also banged regular chicks. I throat fucked chicks. I titty fucked chicks. I ass fucked chicks. Chicks with an s as in several. I don’t play this role on the computer, that’s who I am. I told you several times when you came to NY to hit me up to chill, but you were afraid of the lifestyle. Either that or just a phony internet friend. I can do what I want on my spare time, but don’t try and talk about yourself as morally better than me. I do Gods work and then get a little devilish. It’s called life.

I lived life to the fullest. Do I have some regrets? Sure, but who doesn’t? I think my life turned out pretty good. I’m blessed and happy and have awesome “being a guy” memories. I don’t wish I was you, but I know deep down inside, you wish you were me.

Walk in my shoes and you’ll catch diabetes because my life is just.... TOO.... SWEEEEEEEEET!

You don’t know shit about me. You haven’t for years. There’s literally nothing appealing about your life. That’s cool it works for you. It’s a sad, pathetic life, but it works for you. I know you posted about it all the time to sound cool, but in classic “thou doth protest too much fashion,” we ALL know you were seeking acceptance in your repeated failures.

There’s nothing holier than thou about going to college. It’s just a thing I did. The fact you can reference something from 15 years ago from my life that I haven’t talked about in 15 years shows how desperately envious you’ve been.

Just to clear the air: I didn’t hang out with you because I think you’re a low life loser. Your life isn’t a special, charmed or difficult one to attain. Smoking pot and banging hookers is easy. Having affairs are easy. Keeping your nose clean and your standards high? Well that’s a challenge you’ll never understand.

Oh, and I am absolutely a better person, husband, father, friend and man than you. It’s not even up for debate. It never will be, no matter what your retort is.

Other than that, consider my final words said. I’m bored of lowering my standards to engage with someone like you.
I don’t look down on you. I feel sorry for you. I feel sorrier for those that have to deal with you every day.

Pimping ain’t easy.

I'm in a bloodborne pathogens/first aid/CPR training all day today. It's got me thinking of KING KID and maybe how I should've been a medic.

So I am already basically running my team with one other supervisor because the other two, one of whom is my best friend, are going through some bad stuff.

Man, how times have changed. Two weeks and I pass a big hurdle and get discharged completely from my mental health team.

Oh, and I have been told the put the work in and in three years, my area boss will ensure I can run my own store, which will basically mean I am on a salary of 40k ( 50k U.S money)