PW NEWS EPISODE 70 (More or Less)

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(19:32 - skip to 3:00 avoid the cringe)

UPDATES GALORE: PW News still exists, in case you were wondering. Kinda hoping if I ever took time off someone would pick up the slack even for an episode, but big shoes to fill obviously. Ness is not dead and is perfectly fine, so don't worry. *knocks on wood* Got a few birthdays today: RT and pinkman. Also two new users mal and whoever son is... doesn't seem familiar. Must be a traveling job guy from our neighboring territory.

RANDOM WRESTLING HOLDS: Still have time to get predictions in for the WWE PPV. Don't let Davey down. Busy day in History as System more or less concludes his True Hollywood (Rock or Hogan?) Story about his career as he is up to date. Lot of random rebooking threads and a new random thoughts one in Unpopular Opinions. We also still have time to get our (my) Fan Fic cards in for round 2. bodyslam is waiting patiently to lose to me or someone else, so I feel bad. The Kid and rad also have feds going on, but it's superficial because we only care about hawt pix involved.

COUNTDOWN TALK: Not really related, but we've hit a snag in PW Wrestling. Hope that hasn't nothing to do with the new fed he wrote. He's hit a bit of a roadblock updating and such, so hopefully JBL as the wrestling god will bless us and get things working soon. Otherwise rad has to redo everything in No Mercy and record it that way. Sports is done with countdowns. Pop Culture continues Road Trip, but the last few days of reveals I've no connection to so no commentary for me. Thelma and Louise is definitely one of those classic "mom" flicks alongside Grease and Legally Blonde. Also seems the VG Countdown is back to legit games as we hit the original (well not the arcade one) Mario Bros. Least it's something we've heard of.

All streaks come to an end and now we're on our second one as we try and get to episode 100 with no interruptions. PW News is so awesome it creates streaks within streaks and I'm not even talking about my underwear!

I feel like the scare of the brief absence makes me realize I need to check my priorities in life. First order of business today, catch up on my PW News backlog. Whether I'm high nor not.

Even though I know I have no leg to stand on to demand this, my OCD at least demands Ness backfill the archives with Episodes 67, 68 & 69 — The Lost Trilogy.

Oh hell no... you skipped the divine #... Not cool man, not cool. Will listen later despite my hurt feels.

Frig off pinkman get your own birthday.

Glad to hear you're fine Ness! I can't support this skipping of episodes though, what am I going to listen to at 10am on August 20th?!

I do a bit of stalker research when we get new users sign up in an attempt to boot the bots before they post. mal was online for a while perusing the forum after they registered but no posts. I was hoping that son might have been Son Heung-Min.

You've done well to repress memories of The Authority - what a brutal period that was.

I hope rad's computer hasn't been corrupted by hentai spyware from where ever he got the Sarah Stock CAW from. I would have picked someone a bit more mainstream if I'd known!

August 20th is my birthday, am I gonna get a birthday song for episode 100?

Getting caught up on the Newz. I figure if Ness can take a few days off it was ok for me to take a day off yesterday.

I say we go with PW Karaoke once PW News wraps up.

Wait...I thought we were getting Bohemian Rhapsody? Not familiar with this song. A quick lyric search reveals it is by Panic! At The Disco.

I was wondering about the Lost Episodes and Ness addresses it later in the News. Hooray!

David McLane would like to have word with Stephanie McMahon. McLane has a far stronger claim than Steph when it comes to being a pioneer of women's wrestling.

Think I'm the opposite of most people on Steph. When she was at her peak I just thought she was annoying. It wasn't until later when everybody hated her that I realized how good she can be as a character.

Mr. WONDERFUL! Although a Mr. Perfect rebook where he gets Bret Hart's first title reign just to further infuriate Kilgore isn't such a bad idea....

I remember pinkman. He was a good poster.

Happy belated birthday RT

Ness missed the return of juanrocamora. He's a fan of my fanfic projects. We've exchanged a few PMs since his return.

lol Ness is spot on about how most Unpopular Opinion threads elsewhere feature people posting stuff that is generally popular. This also happens with "Underrated Matches" where people inevitably post a bunch of matches given ****+ by Da Meltz.

My big Chyna idea has always been to build her up as an unbeatable monster heel Women's Champ circa 98-99 leading to a big money match with Sable at Wrestlemania 15. Still think that would have been the biggest drawing women's match in US wrestling history. Hell, I once built an entire fanfic draft around that match and Lana Star.

*sigh* Even Ness is referring to my GLORIOUS Lex Luger rebook as "all around crazy stuff."

I've really been slacking on the fast food since Corona Chan hit. Don't think I've been to a fast food establishment since early March. Sad.

I look forward to checking out System's return match.

My heart wasn't really in my latest Animal Warfare writeup. But I think my one "nuclear bomb" might be enough to carry me to victory. Post finals, System.

Just saw we're now up to 156 members. I see a few unfamiliar names were on in the past 24 hours. Plz post.

Fun Fact: The 1890something Cleveland Spiders are the worst team in baseball history. They went something like 20-134.

Dumb & Dumber will make the list. Bank on it.

I did eventually beat Mario. But it took forever.

Baker The ultimate queen song felt more like an episode 100 type of send-off. Maybe I'll open with that and close with Free Bird.

Karoke would be insane. Just need rad to provide the music so it's not me singing to emptiness.

Ness, get this episode archived so that I can catch up on my backlog!

Return of the Living Dead...

After three days missing presumed dead, He rises again. Suck it, Jesus!

Plus a song. Has there ever been a better comeback? Methinks not!

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- Appreciate the mouth music intro. Is this Imagine Dragons? They're like the straight version of Coldplay, right? Wait, no... This is Panic at the Disco. LOL. Imagine Dragons. THAT would've been sooo gay.

- Next time line up a Mo Lester Holt fill-in anchor, Newsman Ness. PW News must be a constant until Episode 100. You've set the bar of expectation too high. No excuses. Unless you're too high.

- Still think you should backfill with the "Lost Episodes" concluding with an epic Episode 69!

- Happy belated vaginal exits, RT & pinkman. pinkman is an ol' lurker. RT will forever forget he's got that 100mg gummy. Welcome back, mal! And leave it to Ness to pronounce "son" as "Sahwn". son is Wife's idea for a placeholder for Baby PI Jr. (a.k.a. PI the Fifth).

- Stephanie so should've had Chyna's Playboy shoot instead. Biggest missed opportunity during that crossover relationship.

- Ness's mention of The Sickness has me just now realizing there's been an unacceptable lack of a Disturbed renaissance during all this corona craziness.

- Ness... PLEASE rebook Chyna's run. Please. Please. Do it. Just do it. (© Nike)

- So far, IMO, Kilgore is "winning" the Unpopular Opinions thread.

- Just scrolling for the gifs. But what I have bothered to read feels like vintage The Kid's KWF.

- I'm still holding out hope that rad can work the kinks outta PW Wrestling.

- Can't tackle anything on sports? Nice dad joke, Uncle Ness!

- Ness, let's hear it... What's up with this spider hate?

- As much as I loved Thelma & Louise, it would've been 100x better with their tits out. Amirite, Big Pete!? Won't go so far as to say the same about Little Miss Sunshine.

- Poor Ness, still talking about not being able to beat it to completion. His poor pipes. I too wonder how many people have beaten it in the grand scheme of things? Like in the entire history of mankind, I wonder how many nuts have been busted. Or wait... Is that not what Ness is talking about with his soliloquy on beating it?

Well, if you can't beat it, you can always...

SUCK IT, PW!

Slowly but surely 🤯 this quarantine has turned us into Beavis and Butthead. :lol:

ONGOING NEWS: Nintendo leaks have been posted. A bunch of early SNES leaks have been posted including a prototype Yoshi's Island game and more interesting an N64 Dev Kit.

🤯 could make WWF Backlash after all.

Jul 26, 2020 20:13:26 GMT Big Pete said:

Slowly but surely 🤯 this quarantine has turned us into Beavis and Butthead. :lol:

ONGOING NEWS: Nintendo leaks have been posted. A bunch of early SNES leaks have been posted including a prototype Yoshi's Island game and more interesting an N64 Dev Kit.

🤯 could make WWF Backlash after all.

Whaaaat? Elaborate.

Meanwhile, I'm peeing in the sink... BECAUSE I CAN (while Wife naps).

Jul 26, 2020 20:16:18 GMT 🤯 said:

Jul 26, 2020 20:13:26 GMT Big Pete said:

Slowly but surely 🤯 this quarantine has turned us into Beavis and Butthead.

ONGOING NEWS: Nintendo leaks have been posted. A bunch of early SNES leaks have been posted including a prototype Yoshi's Island game and more interesting an N64 Dev Kit.

🤯 could make WWF Backlash after all.

Whaaaat? Elaborate.

Meanwhile, I'm peeing in the sink... BECAUSE I CAN (while Wife naps).

A couple of months back, somebody hacked Nintendo's servers and was unable to uncover a heap of source codes dating all the way back to the NES among other assets.

One of them includes a dev program that allows you to program N64 games.

It's pretty mind blowing stuff, I'll go deeper when I come back later today.

Jul 26, 2020 20:16:18 GMT 🤯 said:

Jul 26, 2020 20:13:26 GMT Big Pete said:

Slowly but surely 🤯 this quarantine has turned us into Beavis and Butthead.

ONGOING NEWS: Nintendo leaks have been posted. A bunch of early SNES leaks have been posted including a prototype Yoshi's Island game and more interesting an N64 Dev Kit.

🤯 could make WWF Backlash after all.

Whaaaat? Elaborate.

Meanwhile, I'm peeing in the sink... BECAUSE I CAN (while Wife naps).

I hope there are no dishes in it. 

My ex got drunk and pissed in our dishwasher once (no, not in me - our actual dishwasher) thinking he was in the bathroom.  When I caught him he turned and finished off in the sink and said 'I don't know why you are yelling at me'. *facepalm*

He also pissed in our closet and on me once while I was sleeping (not sexy time). 

Again...I'm not sure why we didn't make it.   

If a dude did that now, I'd tie it in a knot.

Jul 26, 2020 20:21:19 GMT Big Pete said:

Jul 26, 2020 20:16:18 GMT 🤯 said:

Whaaaat? Elaborate.

Meanwhile, I'm peeing in the sink... BECAUSE I CAN (while Wife naps).

A couple of months back, somebody hacked Nintendo's servers and was unable to uncover a heap of source codes dating all the way back to the NES among other assets.

One of them includes a dev program that allows you to program N64 games.

It's pretty mind blowing stuff, I'll go deeper when I come back later today.

Definitely link me. You've reignited THE QUEST. WWF Backlash, coming to you soon... sometime in 2040.

At least this isn't the 24 hour news cycle.

I have an awesome story I’m writing with my new KWF. The GIFs has a nice layer to it. But the story is where it’s at. Y’all just wait or skim or whatever. I’m having fun with it. Thanks 🤯.