PW NEWS EPISODE 72

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UNPOPULAR OPINION = SIMPING: So we got a shit ton of new users. A handful is probably a better description. Why? They don't post, but also don't try and sell us anything. SELL ME GUMMIES PLZ! Anyways I think it's because you can't lurk anymore. Used to be able to view the page without logging in, but no longer. Either that or @admin did the Jman Appeal and said there'd be hot chicks from Instagram and those are the takers of the bait. I'm also 100% on board with Big Pete simping for Shida. Big Shida 4 Lyfe.

I DIDN'T WANT YOUR VOTES ANYWAY: Fan Fic Draft Round 2 is underway and uhh yeah, things are happening. Was pulling for a System finals, but seems not everyone is on board. DEDSRS as soon as I saw that cookie with the thiccness I voted with the quickness. I did get a random vote. Seems it's my destiny to lose in the second round. Probably wouldn't have even mattered if I tried, much like a guy reading a girl's profile before sliding into those DMs. It's all about numbers! I do like the 3 Stages of Hell making several appearances this draft though!

TITTY TALK: Dumb and Dumber scores #2 in Road Trip. That's prettay... prettay prettttttttay good. I talk a bit about it in the thread, but you'll never know it since everyone is discussing BEWBS. That's cool and all. I wanted to comment that there's no Vidya updates, but I'm already out of date thanks to the Doctor. I swear he does this on purpose. Tetris... fuck we'll talk about it tomorrow.

I wanna die.

I'm on the edge with Phoebe Cates but if 🤯 ever comes after Shida, this is how it's going to go down.

I noticed we had a crazy amount of guests the other day, something over 300 - so I made the forum private to see if we could convert any of those lurkers into posters. Obviously it's causing them to register but no one wants to post! Let's see if the Jman Appeal works on them?

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Jul 21, 2020 23:47:39 GMT @admin said:

I noticed we had a crazy amount of guests the other day, something over 300 - so I made the forum private to see if we could convert any of those lurkers into posters. Obviously it's causing them to register but no one wants to post! Let's see if the Jman Appeal works on them?

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Loving this strategy.

Good strategy by @admin in forcing lurkers to sign up to see the board. Devious, but clever.

I wonder what is drawing all these lurkers to PW now, at this particular moment in time?

Hell In A Cell smokes Wrestlemania 25 imo. Haven't seen the 2nd Michaels/Taker 'Mania match.

pduh is in New Mexico (home of Mouse de la Mieux!), not Arizona.

Agree with Newsman Ness . System hurry up and post the Animal Warfare final.

I like Dumb & Dumber. Great comedy. Will make my 100 favorite movies list. But I won't have it as high as Ness or my brother would have. I'm thinking somewhere around #50. But who really knows since I still haven't progressed beyond #3? Sorry UT .

Tetris was alright. I never got hooked on it like everybody else apparently did though. Maybe because I never actually owned the game myself? Only played it at friend's houses. It was a fun time killer, but not a huge favorite or anything. Also, I never owned a GameBoy  :$

Jul 22, 2020 1:06:46 GMT Baker said:

Also, I never owned a GameBoy  :$

See you couldn't get a new Gameboy without Tetris. Sold with it. Even late in the game like during Pokemon. If you had a GB you had Tetris. Package deal.

Jul 22, 2020 1:06:46 GMT Baker said:

Good strategy by @admin in forcing lurkers to sign up to see the board. Devious, but clever.

I wonder what is drawing all these lurkers to PW now, at this particular moment in time?

Hell In A Cell smokes Wrestlemania 25 imo. Haven't seen the 2nd Michaels/Taker 'Mania match.

pduh is in New Mexico (home of Mouse de la Mieux!), not Arizona.

Agree with Newsman Ness . System hurry up and post the Animal Warfare final.

I like Dumb & Dumber. Great comedy. Will make my 100 favorite movies list. But I won't have it as high as Ness or my brother would have. I'm thinking somewhere around #50. But who really knows since I still haven't progressed beyond #3? Sorry UT .

Tetris was alright. I never got hooked on it like everybody else apparently did though. Maybe because I never actually owned the game myself? Only played it at friend's houses. It was a fun time killer, but not a huge favorite or anything. Also, I never owned a GameBoy  :$

Need UT to submit his entry and we are good to go

Jul 22, 2020 2:22:04 GMT System said:

Jul 22, 2020 1:06:46 GMT Baker said:

Good strategy by @admin in forcing lurkers to sign up to see the board. Devious, but clever.

I wonder what is drawing all these lurkers to PW now, at this particular moment in time?

Hell In A Cell smokes Wrestlemania 25 imo. Haven't seen the 2nd Michaels/Taker 'Mania match.

pduh is in New Mexico (home of Mouse de la Mieux!), not Arizona.

Agree with Newsman Ness . System hurry up and post the Animal Warfare final.

I like Dumb & Dumber. Great comedy. Will make my 100 favorite movies list. But I won't have it as high as Ness or my brother would have. I'm thinking somewhere around #50. But who really knows since I still haven't progressed beyond #3? Sorry UT .

Tetris was alright. I never got hooked on it like everybody else apparently did though. Maybe because I never actually owned the game myself? Only played it at friend's houses. It was a fun time killer, but not a huge favorite or anything. Also, I never owned a GameBoy  :$

Need UT to submit his entry and we are good to go

Just do UT dirty like RT did Ness dirty in the fan fic draft.

Oh shit I totally spaced it! I’ll try by tomorrow night.

Jul 22, 2020 3:02:17 GMT UT said:

Oh shit I totally spaced it! I’ll try by tomorrow night.

I miss outer space.

Jul 21, 2020 23:47:39 GMT @admin said:

I noticed we had a crazy amount of guests the other day, something over 300 - so I made the forum private to see if we could convert any of those lurkers into posters. Obviously it's causing them to register but no one wants to post! Let's see if the Jman Appeal works on them?

SPOILER: Click to show

Hard to tell where the greatest concentration of plastic is in that photo.

If you're going to post chicks, at least let them look hot... Nobody wants to see what Detroitbuzz would have looked like with an unlimited budget.

It's called the Jman Appeal for a reason!

Ness, get this episode archived so that I can catch up on my backlog!

Just like Sheetz is all about that MTO, my catchup effort is all about that HTO!

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- Super Hot Take: Popcorn SUX.

- dex / dex02 creating a new account because of a forgotten password is hilarious. Better than when @show made a new account after abandoning The Show.

- Aside from son, I do wonder what's up with the lurkers. Why not post even a simple hello!? Maybe they're using A Taptatalk like that pseudo intellectual Lionheart.

- These days seven minutes would definitely be record here.

- I was your first vote. Still can't abide by how dirty RT did you.

- Penultimate. Nice @wms impression! Fuck, I hate that his tag username isn't actually WMS. @admin, can you fix that?

- Ness... It almost sounds like PW News is complaining about tit talk. Careful, brudda. PW could def use some for tits though. Whether that means pics, gifs, or new female users... I'm good with all the above.

SUCK DEM TIDDIES, PW!!!

I don’t understand why I keep getting piled on for this Fan Fic draft thing. I did Ness dirty? 🤯 gave up his spot and Ness couldn’t even be bothered to make a card.

#JusticeForRT

Jul 26, 2020 20:53:57 GMT RT said:

I don’t understand why I keep getting piled on for this Fan Fic draft thing. I did Ness dirty? 🤯 gave up his spot and Ness couldn’t even be bothered to make a card.

#JusticeForRT

#RTsLifeMatters

#RTDidNothingWrong

Jul 26, 2020 20:32:19 GMT 🤯 said:

- Penultimate. Nice @wms impression! Fuck, I hate that his tag username isn't actually WMS. @admin , can you fix that?

Nah, otherwise I would have changed mine from @ admin to avoid the confusion. I can't do anything regarding dex's old account either unfortunately.