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I LOVE YOU ALL (EVEN UT ) AND HERE'S TO ANOTHER GREAT YEAR OF FAN FIC FUN

TEAM EXTREME(LY) HIGH

SPOILER: Click to show

FUCK IT ALL!

Extreme Frontier Championship Martial-Arts Wrestling Warfare
proudly presents...
SMOKE SHOW: MIDNIGHT MAYHEM




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MAIN EVENT of the MILLENNIUM
Amateur Rules REAL Wrestling Match for the Real Man's Man World Championship

💓Bret "The Hitman" Hart💓

<champion>

~{vs}~

🏅Kurt "The Hurt" Angle🏅

<challenger>

Special Stipulation: If Bret [a.k.a. "the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be... to never win an Olympic gold medal!"] retains, Kurt will reward Bret with Kurt's own Olympic Gold Medal!


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From the MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
... to a MATCH MADE IN HELL!
Last Woman Standing, Submit or Surrender Match for the Undisputed Women's Championship of the Universe

⚧️"No Fyna Vagyna" Chyna⚧️

<champion>

~{vs}~

🫦"Aroused" Ronda Rousey🫦

<challenger>

Speical Stipulation: If Ronda fails to reclaim her title, she becomes Chyna's indentured sex servant!

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"To Be 'The Man' You Gotta Beat 'The Man'" Intergender First Blood Match

☘️"The Man" Becky Lynch☘️


~{vs}~

🩸"Nature Boy" Ric Flair🩸


Special Stipulation: If Flair wins, Becky must drink an entire cup of her own menstrual blood; if Becky wins, Flair must eat one of Becky's used tampons!

SPOILER: Click to show

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"MY Wife is the BEST Wife in the World" Grudge Match

👰‍♂️"Mr. The Man" Seth Rollins👰‍♂️


~{vs}~

📏"Mr. AJ Lee" CM Punk📏


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PRETENDERS to CONTENDERS

LEGION of LAURINAITIS
(a.k.a. "LOL")
🕸️Road Warrior Animal🕸️
& 🌊Road Warrior Ace🌊


~{vs}~

SEXY ATTITUDE DUDES
(a.k.a. "SAD")
⛽"Big Sexy Daddy Cool" Diesel⛽
& 💔"Sexy Boy Toy" Shawn Michaels💔


Special Stipulation: Winning team becomes the next challengers for the Man Tandem Title Belts!


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Quadruple Blindfold Double Leather Strap Tag Team Tornado Barbershop Brawl to End It All

ALLITERATION ALLIANCE
💈Brutus "The Barometer of Barbery" Beefcake💈

&
🇦🇺Fergus "System of a Downer" Ferguson🇦🇺



~{vs}~

X-PAC'S EXES
🤘Fuckin' Marty Jannetty🤘
(a.k.a. FMJ; i.e., Full Metal Jack-Ass)

&
💥"What About Bob?" Hardplugg "SPARKCORE" Holly💥


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FATHER/SON SUPLEX-FEST
Teams score a point for every suplex they hit; team with most points when 10-minute time limit expires wins!

BIG POPPA & KIDDO PUMP
🚨"Rick Roller" Scott Steiner🚨

&
👨‍👦"Not Scott's Son" Bron Breakker👨‍👦


~{vs}~

JUDO DOJO
🦧"Orange-utan" Taz🦧
& 🪝"Tazzz Jr." Hook🪝



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THC meets TLC in a...
Third Degree Burn Challenge for the Man Tandem Title Belts
1^st Degree... Chairs!
2^nd Degree... Tables!
3^rd Degree... Ladders!

NEO KOBE ASSASSINATION
🇯🇵Tajiri🇯🇵

&
💉Low Ki💉

<champions>

~{vs}~

BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
🌿"Cheech" Rob Van Dam🌿
& 💨"Chong" Sabu💨

<challengers>


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Tune in next month for EFCMWW's
SMOKE SHOW: SMOKIN' IN THE BOYS ROOM

FUCK IT ALL!

THE DAD-BODY DONNAS

SPOILER: Click to show

Dec 13, 2022 17:32:54 GMT JTJ said:

Roman Reigns and Bray Wyatt are beating the heck out of each other. Simultaneously the Wyatt Family and The Bloodline are battling through the crowd away from the ring. At the same time, we (but none of the competitors) know that Yoko Anoa’i is behind a door that has been chained and locked shut by an unknown member of the Bloodline. Jey and Jimmy fight Brawn and Bo out of the arena leaving Roman and Bray alone in the ring. Sami is knocked out cold from a running powerslam from Strowman through the announcer’s table. Inside the ring, Roman looks like his title is in jeopardy when Bray grabs him and holds him in position for a Sister Abigail. Just as he is about to hit it…

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL!

The fans lose their mind. Bray hits Sister Abigail but waits to go for the pin as the Rock returns to the WWE. He stares a hole through Bray from the entrance stage before darting down the ramp and sliding in to the ring and ducking under Bray’s attack and hits the far ropes and flies through the air with a flying shoulder tackle. Rock connects with some rights to Wyatt and then ducks a hard clothesline, whips Bray around and drops him with a Rock Bottom! The Rock grabs Roman by the arm and pulls him on top of Bray and the referee reluctantly makes the pin count and Roman wins this no-disqualification match! When Roman comes to, he and the Rock smile at each other before embracing with a hug in the center of the ring. Rock holds Roman’s hand up high with both title belts still firmly in the hands of the Bloodline!

The following night, the Bloodline open Monday Night Raw. Roman Reigns walks out front with his two world championships hanging off his shoulders. Behind him and flanked to his left and right are Jimmy and Jey Uso. Behind each of them are Yoko Anoa’i and Sami Zayn. Absent from the group is the Rock who had aided Roman in retaining his title the night before. Tonight, it’s just the core Bloodline. Roman Reigns grabs a microphone and addresses the Tulsa, Oklahoma crowd.

Roman Reigns – “TULSA… ACKNOWLEDGE ME!”

The fans are delighted to have the, now, over 900 day reigning champion in their city. It takes a moment before Roman is able to speak having suffered the cheers of the crowd. He pulls up the microphone to continue his address but is immediately cut off by the Rock’s music. The fans are in for a delight tonight. The Rock makes his long awaited Raw return. The Rock comes out to a huge ovation from the crowd and joins the Bloodline in the ring. The Rock doesn’t waste any time and grabs a microphone and makes a formal address of his own.

The Rock – “ROMAN REIGNS!!!”

The two men smile. The Rock holds out his arms inviting Roman to come in for an embrace. Roman moves closer to hug his cousin.

The Rock – “ACKNOWLEDGE ME!”

Roman stops in his tracks. His smile immediately disappears. He mouths to himself, ‘acknowledge me’ but is dumbfounded by it all. He says it again away from the microphone, ‘acknowledge me?’ He looks perturbed at first but then he cracks a smile and laughs a little before addressing the Great One.

Roman Reigns – “Acknowledge you? Some things have changed while you’ve been gone, Rock. You see, I’m the Tribal Chief. You… acknowledge me!”

The Rock – “You are the what? The tribal…”

The Rock looks like he is at a loss for what Roman had told him.

Roman Reigns – “I’m the Tribal Ch…”

The Rock – “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!”

The fans roar with excitement!

The Rock – “You call yourself the Tribal Chief.. well Tribal Chief, under your leadership, you’ve almost cost our family EVERYTHING! And the family has sent me here to relieve you of your duties.”

Roman Reigns – “Cost the family? I AM THE FAMILY! It’s because of me that the world knows our name. Before me we were just the wild Samoans. I put the Anoa’i family name at the top of the wrestling world! And unlike some.. I’m not ashamed of our name.”

The Rock – “You’ve lost control, Roman. Last night you would have lost those belts had it not been for me. The Usos have lost their tag team titles. You’ve got a traitor in the midst, one of these men have betrayed the family and you have no idea who it is. And you let an outsider in.”

The fans cheer at the implication of Sami Zayn getting mentioned by the Rock and start chanting SAMI USO!

Roman Reigns – “I’ve lost nothing. I’ve got this family under control. I’m STILL the Undisputed Universal WWE Heavyweight Champion and in seventy days I’ll have surpassed a thousand days as champion. And you’re not taking them from me. Rocky.”

The Rock – “Roman, I don’t want your titles. Well, not those titles anyways. The only title I’m interested in is the title of Tribal Chief. And you can hand that over to me by acknowledging what the family has already acknowledged. I am the new leader of this family.”

Roman Reigns – “The family? The family has made you Chief? Please. The family is feeble. The family needs a strong leader. You think these men are going to follow you? They have committed their loyalty to me. And you’re walking a thin line between cousin and traitor.”

The Rock – “These men will follow whoever the elders tell them to. And the elders have spoken.”

Roman Reigns – “The elders haven’t said a word. For as much as we know…”

Roman is cut off by the sound of a phone ringing. Or more so, multiple phones ringing. One by one the Usos, Sami Zayn, and Yoko Anoa’i take out their cell phones and see text messages. Roman grabs Jimmy’s hand and brings it close to him so he can read the screen.

Roman Reigns – “Text message. The elders would try to oust me as Chief by text message?”

The Rock – “No. They sent me. They are simply validating to the Bloodline what I have already told you. I. Am. Their. Tribal. Chief. Now.”

Roman Reigns – “I’ve had enough of these charades. The Bloodline reports to me. And if you need a further demonstration, I can arrange one for you.”

The Rock smiles and sticks out his hand with his open palm facing upwards. He folds his fingers inward and mouths to Roman ‘bring it.’

Roman Reigns – “Jimmy… Jey… take cuz here and show him who the REAL Tribal Chief is.”

Jimmy and Jey take a step forward and step up to the Rock. Their phones chime again and they look at them once more. Jey then hands his phone to Roman and Jimmy hands his phone to the Rock. The two read the phones and the Rock smiles while Roman fumes.

The Rock – “Well, I guess it’s settled then. The Rock versus Roman Reigns.. WrestleMania.. the leadership of the Bloodline.. the title of Tribal Chief of the Anoa’i family on the line.. and the Bloodline will HONOR the outcome.”

Roman Reigns – “They will NEVER follow you! I… will never follow you!”

The Rock and Roman and the Usos back their phones and there is a face off in the ring of epic proportions while the fans go nuts. The elders have spoken. They want a new Chief but they’ll allow Roman to stay on his throne if he can defeat one of the greatest of all time and claim leadership of the family. The Usos, Sami Zayn, and Yoko Anoa'i leave the ring having shown no loyalty to either Roman or Rock and that they will honor the result of their battle at WrestleMania.

Dec 13, 2022 1:54:11 GMT JTJ said:

Triple H – “Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege to welcome to Monday Night Raw, one of the greatest to ever lace up his sneakers, 16 time world champion.. JOHN CENA!”

The fans go nuts for the return of John Cena to WWE programming. Cena was here tonight to be the first recipient of WWE’s Lifetime Achievement Award. The Doctor of Thuganomics comes out and is clearly choked up. He joins Triple H in the ring and the two embrace. It takes a moment for the rowdy crowd to die down enough for John to address them.

John Cena – “I may be receiving this award, but the true recipients are you.. the fans. It’s because of YOU that I got up every day for the last twenty years and did what I did.”

The fans let into a chant.. THANK YOU CENA! THANK YOU CENA!

John Cena – “There are also some very deserving people in that locker room that I’d like to share this moment with. Guys like John Layfield who made me look like a million bucks. Guys I had blood feuds with like Edge and Randy Orton who brought out the best in me. And veterans who didn’t have to give a young guy like me a chance. Guys like Shawn Michaels and well… you… Triple H.”

Hunter and John smile at each other and shake hands.

John Cena – “It is with the utmost respect tot his business and with the heaviest of hearts that tonight, I’m announcing my official retirement from professional wrestling. Every single goal I ever had for myself, I have accomplished. And there’s just nothing more that I can do in this ring. It’s time to officially relinquish the reigns of the TOP DAWG to someone else.”

The fans give him another chant, ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH! Triple H interjects for one more announcement.

Triple H – “John, thank you so much for everything you’ve given this business and the WWE Universe. I know I asked you here tonight for the Lifetime Achievement Aware but there was one more surprise we had for you.”

Triple H motions to the video screen and we see a career highlight of John Cena. Starting with his debut against Kurt Angle, his Thuganomics days, the debut of the spinner belt, his varying WrestleMania entrances, his Make-A-Wish dream fulfillments, and so much more. The video takes nearly five minutes. When it ends, it goes black for a single second before the words flash on the screen: “John Cena, 2023 inductee to the WWE Hall of Fame.” Cena is crying in the ring as the fans chant YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!

John Cena – “I don’t know what to say guys. This is one of the greatest nights of my life. Except… I lied to all of you. I said that I had accomplished everything I ever set out to do. That was a lie. There is still one more thing I would like to do. Triple H, when I go into the Hall of Fame, I want it to be the capstone to a career I can be satisfied. So… can we wait… ONE MORE YEAR? Because there is still one thing I want. I want to break the record. One more run with the WWE Championship. At WrestleMania, I want the TRIBAL CHIEF.. ROMAN REIGNS!”

The fans roar! CENA! CENA! CENA! Triple H gets close and asks Cena something away from the microphone that we can’t hear but we can clearly read his lips: are you sure? Cena nods and smiles.

Triple H – “Cena, you’re a lock for the Hall of Fame. If that’s 2023 or 2024, that’s your decision. But in the meantime, I can’t think of a bigger main event of WrestleMania. If that’s what you want well…”

Triple H’s microphone cuts off. There is a flickering of lights in the arena. They go off, then on, repeatedly. Finally cutting off entirely. The video screen turns on and we see the Undertaker on the screen.

Undertaker – “That. Was. Not. The. Agreement. Cena, twenty years ago that man in the ring with you tried to END your career. You were floundering as an up and coming star on Friday Night Smackdown and Triple H made a call to Stephanie and said… CUT HIM! Word got around quickly and you came to me and said, ‘Taker, they’re about to cut me. What do I do?’ I may have been riding a motorcycle and going by a different name but the power of the deadman was still there. I told you I could save your career. I asked you what it was worth to you. You said you’d do anything. I asked you if it was worth your very soul. You said ANYTHING! And you made an agreement with me. I’d give you twenty years as one of the biggest stars in the history of the WWE. And what a twenty years it’s been. But they’re over. And now it’s time to collect. You’re not going to be facing Roman Reigns at WrestleMania. Because you’ve racked up a major debt with death itself and it’s time to pay up.”

The lights flicker back on and Cena looks mortified. Triple H gives him a look of uncertainty and the show goes off the air. Over the next few weeks in early 2023, the presence of the Undertaker just isn’t there. Eventually the talk of Cena and Roman at WrestleMania continues but every time the announcers speak of it or we see a graphic on the screen, the microphones cut out or the screen flashes black to block it out. Finally, Triple H sets up a meeting with Roman and Cena to sign the contract for the biggest WrestleMania main event of all time. At the signing, Cena is constantly looking over his shoulder. Cena is the fist to sign the contract but before Roman can the lights play their tricks. When they return on, Roman is gone and Cena is sitting in the chair Reigns had previously occupied.

Undertaker – “You might want to look again.”

Cena looks down at the contract and we see an old piece of paper with a lot of wear on it. Clearly signed on the front of the page is John Cena’s signature but it’s not a WrestleMania contract.

Undertaker – “You signed away your legacy to me twenty years ago John. You enjoyed your time in the sun but now is time for the age of darkness. I promise you, you won’t remember a thing.”

Undertaker grabs Cena by the throat and hoists him up and chokeslams him through the table that had been used for the contract signing. The Deadman pulls him out of the ring and hoists him on his shoulder and carries him up the ramp towards the exit. Before he can get there, Cena’s longtime friends and foes come out to make the save. The likes of Orton, Edge, Shawn, Triple H, and many others block Undertaker’s exit with John. The Undertaker drops him onto the stage and walks through their midst promising he’ll return at a more opportune time. And for the next month, we don’t see Cena in the WWE at all. He spends his time in Hollywood promoting a new movie and the next season of his television show. We cut to a TMZ video of John Cena on the set of one of his movies and he is flipping out. Someone on the set is recording him with their phone and John is going crazy.

John Cena – “Did you see him? He was RIGHT THERE!”

Reports started coming out that John was having a psychotic breakdown and claiming he was seeing the Undertaker in spaces where others could not. After season two of his show aired, Cena’s new movie was canned by producers claiming that Cena had become an unreliable artist and they would spend all day on a scene that Cena could never get through without hysteria setting in. Cena was eventually scrapped from all of his future movies and the shooting of season three of his show was canceled. On Cena’s website under Future Projects it simply stated: TBD.

Undertaker – “Soon, they’ll forget you even existed.”

Cena, with no place to go in Hollywood, returned to the WWE with the same fan fair and delight. But that joy turned to horror soon when Cena started claiming to see the Undertaker in the crowd. One night the hysteria took over and John punched a fan saying it was the Deadman. Hunter sat down with Cena the next week and said he’d become too much of a liability and that he can’t let him go on performing like this. Cena agreed and apologized to the WWE Universe and to the fan he had struck. Cena said maybe it really is the time to hang it all up. John asked Hunter if the invitation to join the Hall of Fame was still open. Hunter shied away and said that they had to scrap the plans when Cena declined and even if he could, he didn’t want to. Hunter tells Cena that he is unreliable and a loose cannon. Triple H suggests that he seek professional help and maybe in 2024, they can re-explore the idea. Cena says he understands. All the while Cena has maintained his sanity saying he really can see the Undertaker and that he is destroying his world.

Undertaker – “Soon, you won’t even be a memory.”

John Cena posted on his social media that over the last month he has been experiencing psychotic episodes and seeing imaginary things. Cena says that the hardest thing he has ever had to do is acknowledge that his mind has turned against him. Cena says effective immediately, he will be seeking professional help. That day, Cena checked him into a mental health facility voluntarily for aid with hallucinations and imaginary thoughts manifesting themselves as reality. Reports over the next two weeks had come out that John was making great progress in his treatment and was already seeing improvement.

Undertaker – “Soon, you will be a shadow.”

WWE.com reported on Cena’s progress and a fan circulated pictures of John Cena at a mental hospital wearing a hospital gown and staring out a window blankly. Three weeks before WrestleMania, Cena was released from his voluntary treatment, citing evidence that he had overcome his psychotic episodes. It is announced that he will be at Raw to say a farewell to the fans with an announcement over his condition. On Raw, Cena appeared before a very sympathetic audience saying that twenty years ago, he did in fact make an agreement with the Undertaker. He had looked up to the Undertaker as a locker room leader and asked him for help saving his career. What he thought was a mentor saying a good word for him with management was mistaken for the Undertaker buying his soul. Over the last two months, Cena says he has been having a psychotic breakdown, seeing the Undertaker in places he didn’t exist. Cena says he believed the Undertaker was coming to collect his very soul and absorb his legacy of his career as his own. He now sees how silly that sounds. GONG! The lights go out and the fans go crazy. When the lights return, Cena and Undertaker are battling in the ring and it takes an army to separate the two. The following week we see a Cena on screen addressing the Undertaker.

John Cena – “You came to collect and you FAILED, Deadman. The only power you have is fear and I’m not scared of you, Phenom. I’ve had a great career and it’s not over. I’m done running from you. If you want my future, if you want my career, I’m going to make it real simple. Come. Take it. You’ll find me in that ring at WrestleMania. In that ring, my career, my future, whatever you want will be there for the taking. Come. Take it. If you can.”

Nov 23, 2022 22:58:52 GMT JTJ said:

Nov 23, 2022 22:06:22 GMT JTJ said:

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This was all Pi through the draft carrying me on his back, I gave just a few ideas for what I had in mind and he took them and ran wild with them. I love the whole thing. I really feel bad for leaving PI hanging on this but honestly once I really started to look around at everybody else roster and thinking about co-authoring anything with anybody else I kinda lost interest, I gave it a shot to change it up and go with a regular solo draft with more picks there at the end but it went no-sold haha. My focus went to my full time BOTB fan fic that I've put a lot of time into hoping to post it in real time through next year. This card has my full endorsement and would definitely be the one I'm buying a ticket to. That is a pretty fucking sweet entry from Kid and JTJ they should get the nod for such lovely team work, can definitely tell they had fun working together on this. Thats how it goes with me though I'm not the best at being there for friends and just don't work well with others when it comes to wrestling fan fic I guess. Still my bubba though.

Also we should merge together as a 4 Horsemen type group on PW as the Extremely High Dad Body-Donnas, the don mecca of PW factions. Should add 2000 for extra juice. Does JTJ smoke though?

Jan 1, 2023 3:31:54 GMT Neo Zeed said:

Also we should merge together as a 4 Horsemen type group on PW as the Extremely High Dad Body-Donnas, the don mecca of PW factions. Should add 2000 for extra juice. Does JTJ smoke though?

Do you remember PW factions? That shit was WILD back in the day. Also, am I crazy or is ShinoPI's card the same as it was in the first round?

In my mind Team Extremely High practically forfeited themselves with that Becky vs Ric Flair stipulation. A great card otherwise with some cool stipulations.

However The Dad-Body Donnas put out a phenomenal card which would have earned my vote regardless. Brilliant write-ups for the two main events, and the rest of the card looks stunning. I appreciate the decision to not write up every match. I find reading these massive fan fic drafts exhausting sometimes, so while I love to see a write-up, for me two long write-ups for them most important matches is more than enough. Well done.

Just going on pure card vs card, it's relatively close, but I'd prefer to watch The Dad-Body Donnas show overall. Absolutely stacked.

Just in case "FUCK IT ALL" was unclear, click it (or the link below) to listen to the last Half Baked Slice of Pi... ever?

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Yeah I’m super happy to have had JTJ as my partner. The dudes a genius. All I did was give him water and he turned it into an ocean. I think that makes sense with what I’m trying to say.

YOOOOOOOOO!

Great job JTJ! You earned that shit! LFG!

RT the Bills won now CROWN US!

Jan 8, 2023 21:37:22 GMT The Kid said:

RT the Bills won now CROWN US!

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CONGRATS TO THE DAD BODY DONNAS THEY ARE THE REIGNING…DEFENDING…UNDISPUTED FAN FIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLD

🤯, Neo Zeed, have yet to congratulate us JTJ.

Bunch of sore losers.