Tonight on Dynamite...

International Championship match
Orange Cassidy (c) vs. Clau...*cough(announcement)*Claudio Castagnoli

Women's World Title match
Hik... *hiccup (big announcement)*Hikaru Shida vs. Willow Nightingale

ROH World Six-Man Ta... *AH-CHOO (huge)*Tag Team Championship match
The Elite (c) vs. Brian Cage & The Gates of Agony

Bullet Club Gold vs. MJF and three partners of his choice

Kenny Omega & Chris Jericho vs. Cool Hand Ang*OUCH! (KHAN) & Daddy Magic

plus, we'll hear from Adam Copeland.

All this and more tonight on...*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-CHOOOOOOO!!!!(TONY KHAN HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!)*

I mean, Dynamite.

Orange has to have had the most matches in AEW this year. Looks like he is at 53 already.

Hey CM Punk'd is there a big announcement tonight!?

Just got in from work. Assuming I haven't missed anything as this match kicked off the show.

We must be close to the time limit here.

Nov 2, 2023 0:24:04 GMT RT said:

Hey CM Punk'd is there a big announcement tonight!?

Just got in from work. Assuming I haven't missed anything as this match kicked off the show.

Yes, Mr. Khan has an announcement.

Chris Jericho answered Omega's dressing room door and the camera angle made it look like he wasn't wearing any clothes. Those Winnipeg boys are REALLY close, I guess.

Wardlow threatening MJF is nice to see. Keep him in the title picture, please.

Well the Hung Bucks are not happy.

Good to see Cage & Gates of Agony with gold again though. They're an awesome trio. And Mogul Embassy should be booked as killers like they have been lately.

ON THIS DAY

Edge, Sting & Darby Allin vs Christian, Luchasaurus & Nick Wayne

I have written fan fics for like 20 years and never in my life would I have thought of this match, let alone actually get people invested. :lol:

Top of the hour announcement.

Just let Nigel be your GM and speak for the company.

Nov 2, 2023 1:01:31 GMT X-zero said:

Just let Nigel be your GM and speak for the company.

It's parody at this point. Please for the love of god Tony stop doing this shit.

-MAJOR announcement teased all afternoon
-Makes a joke about his parents Christmas tree that doesn't make sense
-Announcement is completely stupid and could have been a tweet

His announcement was basically "we are going to promote a show that doesn't happen until next August incessantly for the next six weeks, losers."

Nov 2, 2023 1:04:13 GMT RT said:

Nov 2, 2023 1:01:31 GMT X-zero said:

Just let Nigel be your GM and speak for the company.

It's parody at this point. Please for the love of god Tony stop doing this shit.

-MAJOR announcement teased all afternoon
-Makes a joke about his parents Christmas tree that doesn't make sense
-Announcement is completely stupid and could have been a tweet

His announcement was basically "we are going to promote a show that doesn't happen until next August incessantly for the next six weeks, losers."

It really is and I know he wants people to like him and do something on air. But he comes off trying to hard to be liked.

If Kyle says Shazam does he become Ospreay.

Now we have a JeriShow reunion teaming with The Golden Lovers to face The Don Callis Family.

Full Gear is literal Fan Fic and I love it.

Nov 2, 2023 1:15:13 GMT X-zero said:

If Kyle says Shazam does he become Ospreay.

"Mom I want Will Ospreay."
"We have Will Ospreay at home."
Will Ospreay at home:

Dralistico is officially #AllElite. Just posted on twitter.

Blue Mist!

Nov 2, 2023 1:16:32 GMT RT said:

Now we have a JeriShow reunion teaming with The Golden Lovers to face The Don Callis Family.

Full Gear is literal Fan Fic and I love it.

Actually, the match is gonna be on Dynamite in a couple weeks.

I almost feel this show was made to solely mess with Cornette since Double J invited him to this show.

JAY WHITE JUST PINNED THE CHAMP

When Billy Gunn tells you to scissor someone, you fucking listen.

Nov 2, 2023 2:03:42 GMT RT said:

When Billy Gunn tells you to scissor someone, you fucking listen.

It was his birthday and he wanted to see two Maxes scissor.

After we're finished staging an intervention over promoting 'dream' matches, we also need to have one for IMPORTANT/HUGE/BIG announcements.

Somebody needs to teach Khan the importance of 'over-delivering'.

Nov 2, 2023 1:59:44 GMT RT said:

JAY WHITE JUST PINNED THE CHAMP

He has the physical belt, he pinned the champion. Come on. Get his name on the record books.

Danhausen has been tweeting since last night and he doesn't appear to be happy. Vignettes have been playing in recent weeks promoting his return for Halloween, and he even posted a photo of Louisville on Instagram essentially saying he was going to be on Dynamite last night.

Since not being used on the show he has been retweeting fans complaining about his absence and replying to others with apologies. Retweeted a couple memes showing his displeasure and then retweeted this before logging off:

x.com/CMPunk/status/408097832994742272?s=20

Dude is clearly unhappy. He's one of AEW's best merch movers and has a massive fanbase for someone that is relatively unknown outside the indie wrestling world. He has had a couple unfortunate injuries set him back, but you would think of all weeks to advertise him then cut him..

They had plenty of time for Tony's ridiculous announcement and the return of Big Show though...

Nov 2, 2023 19:00:19 GMT RT said:

Danhausen has been tweeting since last night and he doesn't appear to be happy. Vignettes have been playing in recent weeks promoting his return for Halloween, and he even posted a photo of Louisville on Instagram essentially saying he was going to be on Dynamite last night.

Since not being used on the show he has been retweeting fans complaining about his absence and replying to others with apologies. Retweeted a couple memes showing his displeasure and then retweeted this before logging off:

x.com/CMPunk/status/408097832994742272?s=20

Dude is clearly unhappy. He's one of AEW's best merch movers and has a massive fanbase for someone that is relatively unknown outside the indie wrestling world. He has had a couple unfortunate injuries set him back, but you would think of all weeks to advertise him then cut him..

They had plenty of time for Tony's ridiculous announcement and the return of Big Show though...

He is one of those forgotten toys of Tony Khan plus he is/was close with Punk so that could be hurting him too. But of all the days to cut him Halloween was probably the worst one. I assume he wasn't on Friday the 13th rampage either. If they need time they could have cutdown the weekly OC match or just not did the post match beatdown 

This news makes me want to see Danhausen heel it up again. It has been a while.

I really enjoyed Claudio Castagnoli vs. Orange Cassidy, great title defense from Freshly Squeezed.

Should Tony has a big announcement just be it own thread since he always has them?