I had to make this thread early because of the hilarious announcement today.

After reading the title I want you to try and guess (if you don't already know) who is going to be in the Texas Deathmatch tomorrow night.

I promise you won't guess.

Also on this same card, Jon Moxley and Dax Harwood are fighting each other. And that is not the Texas Deathmatch.

Card so far is below:

SPOILER: Click to show

Texas Deathmatch
Orange Cassidy vs. Matt Taven

Jon Moxley vs. Dax Harwood

Adam Copeland vs. Daniel Garcia

The Young Bucks vs. Top Flight

Willow Nightingale vs. Skye Blue

PLUS!

A new film debut from "Timeless" Toni Storm!

We hear from AEW World Champion Samoa Joe!

We also hear from Swerve Strickland & "Hangman" Adam Page!

Weird choice for a Texas death match.

The card looks great, probably won't be watching live though, due to Valentine's Day.

Curious about the Deathmatch. I do know Taven can step up and be extremely violent. Him and my buddy had a war in NEW. I presume it will be Orange getting his ass destroyed by the Kingdom.

Just on paper it looks like the most hilarious choice for a match like that. Like if you were playing career mode you would be like "this game is broken."

But since it is hilarious it will probably be unbelievably brutal just because. I have no doubt they can kick the shit out of each other, it's just funny to look ati.

It will either be unbelievable brutal or the exact opposite and then just mocking the style of match Chikara style with sprinkles and shit used as weapons.

My guess though is Orange wanted a harder match and this will devolve into a Best Friends vs Kingdom brawl.

Hey all! Wha'd I miss on last week's show / wrestling in general over the past ten days, anything good?

All the usual streams are down. Guess I'm skipping this week.

Feb 15, 2024 1:05:23 GMT RT said:

All the usual streams are down. Guess I'm skipping this week.

You don't get TSN 2 where you are?

I thought for a moment we were gonna get draws in back-to-back weeks.

Feb 15, 2024 1:10:21 GMT CM Punk'd said:

Feb 15, 2024 1:05:23 GMT RT said:

All the usual streams are down. Guess I'm skipping this week.

You don't get TSN 2 where you are?

I don’t pay for cable

Intriguing. Osprey's first opponent as an AEW star will be against Takeshita.

the week-to-week appearances of wardlow as he's growing his hair back out are kind of odd looking.

like, i know there's really nothing to be done about it but still

Sent PM RT.

Willy vs Takeshita at Rev should be amazing.

Was kinda hoping he would fight Takeshita first. That is gonna be a banger.

Puts the roster on notice, step up or get out done.

Unreal Swerve is just now getting added to the game...

Did they just use the same finish/beatdown for the first two matches?

Hey, booking is hard ok.

and wait, if I'm understanding what I saw correctly (maybe not, half-watching) the TNT and World championship matches will both be 3-ways at the next PPV?

Maybe this booking thing really is hard

Is Hanger a heel now?

I zone out when I hear TNT title.

Heel Hanger is the best.

Feb 15, 2024 2:05:52 GMT Michinokudriver said:

Is Hanger a heel now?

Yeah, him and Swerve did a double turn last match.  I blame the mustache.  The Dark Order need to shave off his evil facial hair.

God love this entrance.

I was about to say "it's not the stache, it's the goatee and that's how you know they're evil" but now here are the heel bucks

Hanger was a good dude until he that evil stache. People on twitter trying to get Uno to sneak up on him and shave it off.

Darby turning heel o.O <.<

I love this, it is like Tyler Black if Black was a homeless redneck.

geez, Darby in promos even sounds like Sting now

Darby just reminds me so much of every single punk rock asshole I ever met. I will never be able to get behind him.  Like I expect him to start on a rant about how the Exploited here the peak of punk rock then smashing a beer can on his head.

Got an itching feeling we hear a coin drop tonight.

Orange just got juiced (busted open).