I was going through an old drive and I found something I made for one of our old Nerdery drafts. I'm pretty sure it was a villain draft in 2008.
*Wayne's World flashback sounds*
InspirationCheetah: Hold, monsters! Ere your villain caravanserai
Proceed, against our will, to beat us all,
Just bear in mind that we are Wards of Skrullos,
And our friend is a Super-Skrully General!
Grundy (cowed): We'd better pause, or danger may befall,
Their friend is a Super-Skrully General!
Cheetah, Doc Ock, Brainiac: Yes, yes; he is a Super-Skrully General!
*The SUPER-SKRULLY GENERAL has entered unnoticed, on rock.*Super-Skrully General: Yes, yes, I am a Super-Skrully General!
Thanos: For he is a Super-Skrully General!
All: He is! Hurrah for the Super-Skrully General!
Super-Skrully General: And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Super-Skrully General!
All: It is! Hurrah for the Super-Skrully General!
Sing-a-long! (MIDI)Super-Skrully General:I am the very model of a Super-Skrully general
I've information Image, DC, Dynamite, and Mar-a-vel
I know the kings of Skrullos and I quote issues historical
From Action Comics Number One to the Crisis that's Fi-a-nal
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters metamagical
I understand equations, both the simple and Antithetical
About Ray Palmerverse theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the Skrulls who are posing as youse
All:With many cheerful facts about the Skrulls who are posing as youseWith many cheerful facts about the Skrulls who are posing as youseWith many cheerful facts about the Skrulls who are posing as youseSuper-Skrully General:I'm very good at destroying forces led by Annihilus
I know the origins of beings Silver Surfer and Galactus
In short, in matters Image, DC, Dynamite, and Mar-a-vel
I am the very model of a Super-Skrully general
All:In short, in matters Image, DC, Dynamite, and Mar-a-velHe is the very model of a Super-Skrully generalSuper-Skrully General:I can tell undoubted Buschemas from Jack Kirbys and Bailys
I know Angelo Torres' MAD Magazine movie parodies
I can post about Lost Girls by 'Linda Gebbie and Alan Moore
And point out all loopholes from that infernal nonsense Civil War
All:And point out all loopholes from that infernal nonsense Civil WarAnd point out all loopholes from that infernal nonsense Civil WarAnd point out all loopholes from that infernal nonsense Civil WarSuper-Skrully General:Then I can write a Geoff John's arc in Kryptonian cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Solomon Grundy's uniform
In short, in matters Image, DC, Dynamite, and Mar-a-vel
I am the very model of a Super-Skrully general
All:In short, in matters Image, DC, Dynamite, and Mar-a-velHe is the very model of a Super-Skrully generalSuper-Skrully General:In fact, when I know who is meant by "C. C. Beck" and "Star-a-lin"
When I can tell at sight an Owl Ship from a Javelin
When such affairs as attacks and ambushes I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely how to make the metals adamant
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern Skrullery
When I know more tactics than a novice in the Empire Kree
In short, when I act with a smattering of fanboy snobbery
You'll say a better Skrully general had never beaten me
All:You'll say a better Skrully general had never beaten meYou'll say a better Skrully general had never beaten meYou'll say a better Skrully general had never beaten meSuper-Skrully General:For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and quite villainy
Has only been brought down to the thirty-firsty century
But still, in matters Image, DC, Dynamite, and Mar-a-vel
I am the very model of a Super-Skrully general
All:But still, in matters Image, DC, Dynamite, and Mar-a-velHe is the very model of a Super-Skrully generalSuper-Skrully General:And now that Iā€™ve introduced myself, I should like to have some idea of whatā€™s going on.
