Brian Christopher will get the full storytime treatment.
I was a Brian Christopher fan long before I ever saw him wrestle. He was a huge Apter Mag darling during the prime Apter Mag years of 95-97. For at least 6 months I believed USWA was equal, or superior, to ECW, and Brian Christopher appeared to be USWA's lone homegrown regular who happened to be young and in good shape. So, yeah, I thought he was a big deal. The 1997 PWI Preview edition had profiles on 50 wrestlers/tag teams. 49 of those acts were already competing in WWF, WCW or ECW. The 50th was Brian Christopher. I took this as 'proof' that Christopher was the best wrestler not already in the Big 3. That article went so far as to sell Christopher being a potential game changer in the Monday Night War. Just how much was Jerry Lawler paying Apter?
It must have been a lot since only once did the Apter Mags even hint at Christopher being Lawler's son, and it was so subtle that I didn't even realize it until years later. Oh, and as far as Apter Mag darlings went, after seeing them both a few times, Brian Christopher >>>>> that "overhyped botch machine" Sabu.
I had forgotten about it until just now but Brian Christopher's debut was a big deal at our weekly Raw viewing party. "OhMyGod! That's BRIAN CHRISTOPHER!"- My friends and I- 6/16/97. As if Sting or somebody of that caliber had just shown up. Unlike that hack Sabu*, Christopher would soon live up to the hype. He had some cool moves (that sunset flip powerbomb to the floor was SICK) and an actual personality, which was rare for a 'workrate' guy. Plus he never fell off the Raw sign, or lost clean as a sheet to his heel rival of 18 months.
*lol I obviously came around on Sabu eventually, but for about one full year I thought Sabu was overrated/outright sucked.
Sadly, BC didn't get much of a push, and was far from the game changer the Apter Mags had promised. I was a little bummed out when he lost his feud over WWF's new Light Heavyweight Championship to Taka, and even more bummed out when he was stuck in a lower card tag team with lifelong jobber Scott Taylor. But Too Much quickly grew on me. Christopher made Scotty tolerable rather than Scotty dragging Christopher down to his level. I doubt any wrestling fan in the world was more hyped for Al Snow & ?? vs. Too Much at KOTR 98. I was expecting a midcard workrate classic with Snow winning back his job. And who might Al Snow's partner be? Surely somebody from ECW. Taz(!) perhaps? Or maybe just somebody with ECW ties? Like Terry Funk!! Too bad it turned out to be one of the worst matches ever, and Snow lost when Too Much pinned Head (w/ Shoulders). UGH! This really happened! And who could have seen that coming?!? Well, I mean besides every wrestling fan in the world who wasn't me.
Yet I was undaunted! I continued to be a Too Much supporter. They spent most of their time on Shotgun. And I loved Shotgun! Too Much had a lot to do with that. Way back in late 98-early 99 I had visions of a potentially great WWF tag division anchored by Shotgun regulars like Too Much, Hardys, Acolytes, Brood & Kaientai. It wasn't uncommon for the WWF Match of the Week to come from some combination of these teams on Shotgun. Too Much had some cool moves (even Scotty) while never forgetting they were bad guys whose job was to get booed. Plus they used the Midnight Express Vegematic finisher, and that is always going to earn some cool points in my book. I anxiously awaited that glorious day when Too Much would once again return to PPV, or even win the tag titles in a shocking upset.
Around February 1999 Too Much was FINALLY rumored to be in for a big push. Legend has it that Vince Russo wanted to have Brian & Scotty get married at the St. Valentine's Day Massacre pay per view....in Memphis....over 3 years before Billy & Chuck. But depending on the story, either Christopher balked or Lawler used his clout to veto the idea because Memphis. So the wedding and ensuing push never happened. Then one of them got hurt. Semi-regular Shotgun jobber Kevin Quinn (who broke in and often teamed with Christopher Daniels in the Chicago area) subbed in as the 3rd member of Too Much in a neat little C show storyline. It ended with him getting beat up and kicked out of the team. Brian & Scotty only had eyes for each other, maaan. Actually I think this happened before the aborted gay wedding storyline, but whatever.
Anyway, Too Much returned to action in late 1999. Only now they were white hip hoppers called Too Cool instead of an ambiguously gay duo called Too Much. I wasn't a fan of the gimmick change. But the individual name changes were even worse. I suppose Scotty Too Hotty was tolerable enough, but I HATED the name Grandmaster Sexay. Grandmaster Sexy would have been an acceptable enough wrestling name. But Sex
ay was just stupid. I was finally ready to give up and throw in the towel on Brian Christopher (and his luggage) when.....
Rikishi happened. WWF inexplicably struck gold when they paired a clownish lower card tag team with a fat dancing Samoan. It was just one of those weird wrestling things that occasionally catch fire with the fans. People quickly grew to love the dancing trio. And this longtime Brian Christopher fanboy was thrilled. I was a huge fan of the dancing trio. The Hardys, Dudleys, Edge & Christian, and Acolytes also caught fire around the same time. At last my dream of a potentially great WWF tag team division based around Shotgun regulars had become a reality. It would soon exceed my wildest expectations. And, again, nobody was happier about this than I was.
Too Cool & Rikishi were suddenly the 2nd or 3rd most popular act in the company. They were the highlight of the 2000 Royal Rumble. They were involved in an all time great Raw 10 man tag. They were suddenly in the main event mix teaming with my boys Rock & Sock against those DX jerkoffs and their deporable Radical friends. Brian Christopher had finally made it big. This went on for a few months. They were always on PPV now! BC missed a little bit of time with an injury but came back to almost immediately win the tag titles from Edge & Christian. At last he had done it! Brian Christopher was finally a WWF champion!
I started getting tired of their act that summer and was done with Too Cool (and Rikishi) once Rikishi turned heel and squashed them in a Smackdown handicap match. It wasn't long before Too Cool became one of my LEAST favorite acts in the company. All that dancing, Christopher's constant cackling, and that bloody Worm were no longer cute or funny. It had now become annoying. And Rikishi just flatout sucked as a bad guy.
Apparently Scotty got hurt and Christopher teamed with Steve Blackman for a little while. I do not remember this. BC was fired a short time later when he got caught trying to carry drugs over the US/Canadian border. This would sadly be a sign of things to come for Mr. Sexay. For all intents and purposes Brian Christopher was done at age 29.
He naturally made his way to TNA not long after that promotion started up. I was excited to see what Brian Christopher could do with "no restrictions." Surely now he would cut out the overdone sports entertainment (BC was ALWAYS on 10 when a 7 would have worked much better) and concentrate on wrestling. Nope. If anything, he was more obnoxious than ever. He was put in a crappy Legacy 1.0 stable w/ fellow 2nd generation wrestlers David Flair & Erik Watts. I actually found Christopher
worse than David Flair. Sure, David Flair sucked. But he sucked in a quiet way. Brian Christopher sucked in a loud, obnoxious "LOOK AT ME SUCK" kind of way. Erik Watts blew both of them away. But TNA Erik Watts blew just about everybody else away too. Because TNA Erik Watts was awesome. But that's a story for another time. Anyway, the "highlight" of Christopher's TNA run was an awful ladder match with Dusty Rhodes.
Apparently he came back to WWF for a month in 2004. This is another thing I do not remember. Hell, I don't even remember hearing about this. I suppose I really was done with Brian Christopher by this point. I don't regret many of my weird wrestling opinions. I still go to bat for the concept of Fake Diesel & Fake Razor. I still love all things MONGO. But for over a decade I regretted ever being a Brian Christopher fan. 97-00 Brian Christopher, along with early Hurricane and early Disco Inferno (who actually still rules) were the closest things I ever had to a wrestling guilty pleasure.
After doing some research tonight I learned Christopher had a few more brief WWF comebacks, and a lot more problems with substance abuse and the law. Sad.
RIP Brian Christopher. We'll always have 1997-2000.