Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2018 22:56:38 GMT
Confession time!
I crossed the border into Canada yesterday with a buddy of mine and wanted to see what it was all about. Then I did something I'm not proud of. We saw this dork walking outside and thought you know what? Fuck it... let's jump him. I heard Canadians are super nice, so it's not like he'd fight back... right? But there's also the possibility he's a graduate of the Hart Dungeon, so I made sure my friend was with me in case he caught me off-guard and started stretching me.
Anyways so I bolted towards the kid and punched him in the head. I think in his ear or something. He started fighting back, so my friend knocked him down and started stomping a mudhole in him. I was getting nervous so I just took the kid's backpack and fled back to America. Turns out he didn't have cash on him, which works out because it would've probably just been worthless pretend Canada money. But he did have an empty lunch container, which will work for me so now I don't have to continue to use plastic bags from the grocery store.
Hopefully the guy didn't get a good view of my face. Not that it matters I'm sure I'm safe across the border. Anyways have you guys ever stolen something from someone before?
