Awww thanks.

31 today. Woo.... -_-

My plans?

None.

However, I’m going to Vegas for my birthday in a week and a half and have that to look forward to. But anyways, that’s not enough about me.

Everyone join this thread and name your favorite things about Kid and don’t forget to wish him/me a Happy Birthday. Feel free to Venmo some cash too! Thanks, love you all.

It's a tradition that never dies. Can't see who posted on main page but was hoping it's Kid and he didn't disappoint.

Hope Vegas is full of more fun than a crackwhore under a gazebo.

Happy birthday, Kid.

Can't wait to hear the Vegas report!

3 people?!

THREE PEOPLE?!

That's more than I got. I hit 30 on Friday, no birthday wishes. In fact, I've never had a birthday thread made about me in PW's history.

So I wish you a happy grumpy birthday. Your love of Game of Thrones goes beyond anything I've seen and makes me envious. You're going to Vegas, which is amazing, so I'm going to conclude this post by stealing your thunder more.

My 30th birthday weekend was amazing, one of the best weekends of my life. Among other things, I went to a pub called Valhalla which played heavy metal and served drinks called, for example, Viking's Blood mead.

Mar 27, 2019 21:26:00 GMT Emperor said:

That's more than I got. I hit 30 on Friday, no birthday wishes. In fact, I've never had a birthday thread made about me in PW's history.

So I wish you a happy grumpy birthday. Your love of Game of Thrones goes beyond anything I've seen and makes me envious. You're going to Vegas, which is amazing, so I'm going to conclude this post by stealing your thunder more.

My 30th birthday weekend was amazing, one of the best weekends of my life. Among other things, I went to a pub called Valhalla which played heavy metal and served drinks called, for example, Viking's Blood mead.

Happy belated birthday, Emp! The 30th is much more of an important milestone than the 31st, just like you're a much more important poster to PW than KING KID.

Wowwwwwwwwwww

LOL Emp gets 1/3 as many bday wishes in Kid's own birthday thread... THAT HE STARTED HIMSELF.

Trump lied to you man. You're supposed to be sick of winning. This doesn't feel like a victory!!!

This is worse then birthday punches!

Mar 27, 2019 22:10:10 GMT 🤯 said:

Mar 27, 2019 21:26:00 GMT Emperor said:

That's more than I got. I hit 30 on Friday, no birthday wishes. In fact, I've never had a birthday thread made about me in PW's history.

So I wish you a happy grumpy birthday. Your love of Game of Thrones goes beyond anything I've seen and makes me envious. You're going to Vegas, which is amazing, so I'm going to conclude this post by stealing your thunder more.

My 30th birthday weekend was amazing, one of the best weekends of my life. Among other things, I went to a pub called Valhalla which played heavy metal and served drinks called, for example, Viking's Blood mead.

Happy belated birthday, Emp! The 30th is much more of an important milestone than the 31st, just like you're a much more important poster to PW than KING KID.

This is the most savagely awesome post I've ever read. Thank you!

sorry kid...

Mar 27, 2019 22:30:18 GMT KING KID said:

This is worse then birthday punches!

It wouldn't be much better if you were celebrating your birthday in your home country...
With the exception of your birthday sex being less problematic there thanks to laxer bestiality laws and de-sensitized donkeys.

HBD to the KID

Dear Kid,

Happy birthday you crazy son of a bitch. Even though you live on the other side of the world, your willingness to share your experiences and your lust for life has been a joy. It would be fair to say you're an acquired taste and on behalf of those who appreciate your presence I'm glad you're around and you treat yourself to an amazing weekend in Vegas. You just about broke every rule in the PW.com book, except for one, being a valuable member of our community.
--------------------------------------------------

Dear Emp,

First off I want to apologise to both you and Kid for this 2 in 1 birthday card. What can I say? Times have become tough here in Australia. Eggs have been thrown, the alt-right party want softer gun laws after the worst mass-killing by an Australian and Toru Yano failed to win the New Japan Cup. Never the less, I wanted to wish you the happiest of birthdays. I'm in awe at the quality of your postings, at times, I'm not sure if I'm reading the musings of a 30-somethings metal head or William Shakespeare. At times I need to do a side by side comparison of your Tomohiro Ishii reviews and Macbeth because I can barely tell the difference. Am I just getting old? Is the world flat? What if god was once of us? These are questions that have very obvious answers, but for now on behalf of the PW community I hope you had a nice day and you make this year and the rest of this decade yours!

Yano! To! Ru!
¯_(ツ)_/¯

Big Pete

That was the nicest card I got this year!

Big Pete

That was the nicest card I got this life!

Incredibly flattering. Very tempted to save that to a text file for prosperity.

Bruh!

Emperor

It’s time for you to go.

Nah - keep Emperor; lose KING KID

You really put the period in 3.14!

You share a birthday with my wife.

I’m probably going to have to get a divorce now.

Mar 28, 2019 20:47:16 GMT UT said:

You share a birthday with my wife.

I’m probably going to have to get a divorce now.

But you said I could post on this board so 🤯 wasn't the only one with a Wife here!

If I had to imagine the personality of whoever would marry UT, the personality of The Kid does fit the bill rather nicely.

Mar 28, 2019 23:47:59 GMT Lionheart said:

If I had to imagine the personality of whoever would marry UT, the personality of The Kid does fit the bill rather nicely.

Whoa, no way... UT deserves WAY better than KING KID.

(This is KING KID's birthday roast thread, right?)

Happy birthday the kid have a good one

Mar 29, 2019 0:33:21 GMT 🤯 said:

Mar 28, 2019 23:47:59 GMT Lionheart said:

If I had to imagine the personality of whoever would marry UT, the personality of The Kid does fit the bill rather nicely.

Whoa, no way... UT deserves WAY better than KING KID.

(This is KING KID's birthday roast thread, right?)

Don’t make me get my husband on you! Mixed tag match. Me and hubby UT against you 🤯 and Wife!

Isn’t it about that time for a PW WRESTLEMANIA?!?!

Mar 29, 2019 2:28:42 GMT KING KID said:

Mar 29, 2019 0:33:21 GMT 🤯 said:

Whoa, no way... UT deserves WAY better than KING KID .

(This is KING KID 's birthday roast thread, right?)

Don’t make me get my husband on you! Mixed tag match. Me and hubby UT against you 🤯 and Wife !

Isn’t it about that time for a PW WRESTLEMANIA?!?!

I could only see that ending one way: 

I wish many continued good tidings upon KING KID with the passing of his nameday. I beseech that you remain true to yourself and do not stray from the warrior's path.

As for more important matters, I have consulted with many gods both old and new in order to craft these few lines of divine rhymes in honor of Emperor :

All hail the mighty Emperor upon his birthday throne,
whose frame emits forth terror with all its dragon bone.
Though chaos is a ladder, a self-proclaimed king needs no rungs,

thus there is only stable order wherever the Emperor comes.

Most kingdoms will, in times of need, call on holy warriors four,

but nothing such is needed when his wise rule means peace evermore.

While another often vies for power and is made to seem a dotant,

a clever lord sends shovel knights when their tools are most potent.

Indeed, his proclamations strike at times effective across the land.

There is nothing other one should want than to be at his command.

Long may he reign!

Oh my goodness what is happening? I'm having beautiful prose and poetry dedicated to my humble self. In KING KID's thread. Thank you very much Lionheart! I didn't know you had the capability to produce such strong verse. Perhaps I am not PW's Shakespeare after all...

Anyone else have anything nice to say about me? UT? No, not UT.

🤯 might, but he's more focused on roasting KING KID.

UT UT UT UT UT UT UT 🤯 UT UT UT RT UT UT UT UT

Lionheart, Emperor, 🤯, UT, Emperor,I never had so many notifications in my life! TY GUYS!

Except Lionheart for putting someone in a more important category then me! BLASHPEHMOUS! 🤯, UT,

Mar 29, 2019 2:28:42 GMT KING KID said:

Mar 29, 2019 0:33:21 GMT 🤯 said:

Whoa, no way... UT deserves WAY better than KING KID .

(This is KING KID 's birthday roast thread, right?)

Don’t make me get my husband on you! Mixed tag match. Me and hubby UT against you 🤯 and Wife !

Isn’t it about that time for a PW WRESTLEMANIA?!?!

You know what? I think it is.