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Post by RT on May 16, 2019 0:11:22 GMT
Tell me a story about a time you were out and about and experienced third person cringe. I’m at a pub right now enjoying a pint. At the table next to me is a man who is obviously on a first date and he is wearing a purple Macho Man t-shirt and gold chains. Like at least 3 chains. And he’s telling a story about a time when his buddy bought nachos and didn’t want to. I’m honestly at a loss for words. She is wearing a pink and black dress with Converse sneakers and a denim vest. Were I not wed I would take her in a manly fashion. And it wouldn’t even be a challenge. I’d ruin this guy’s entire life. iron maiden you can tell Mrs RT that, she’d know I speak the truth. Anyway, I’m typing into my phone right now because I don’t know what else to do to stop the cringe. Oh god he’s talking about the first time he brewed his own beer. I want to save this girl. I’m so upset.
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Post by @admin on May 16, 2019 0:17:53 GMT
This reminds me slightly of that Twitter thread that went viral a few months ago where a lady was livetweeting a guy and girl hooking up on a plane in the row in front of her. Quality PW content RT! The nachos story sounds like some true wooing material. Who buys food they don't want?!
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Post by KING KID on May 16, 2019 0:21:55 GMT
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Post by RT on May 16, 2019 0:23:09 GMT
I texted my wife at the same time and used the Firefly quote and she didn’t get it right away. She thought I was telling her I wished I wasn’t married so I could fuck this girl.
10 years together and she doesn’t get Firefly quotes. What the hell.
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Post by Lony on May 16, 2019 0:25:50 GMT
I texted my wife at the same time and used the Firefly quote and she didn’t get it right away. She thought I was telling her I wished I wasn’t married so I could fuck this girl. 10 years together and she doesn’t get Firefly quotes. What the hell. Obviously you need to sit her down, and re-watch the series.
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Post by System on May 16, 2019 0:47:34 GMT
This thread
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Post by RT on May 16, 2019 0:57:19 GMT
Honestly someone should lock it.
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Post by @admin on May 16, 2019 1:23:47 GMT
No, we need a resolution! Did they leave together? Surely she would have wanted to sample some of his homebrew.
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Post by KING KID on May 16, 2019 1:26:20 GMT
Wait a minute. What firefly did you reference to your wife?
Because you may have drunk Bray’d her and welcomed her to to the firefly fun house. YOWIE WOWIE!
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Post by RT on May 16, 2019 1:48:14 GMT
No, we need a resolution! Did they leave together? Surely she would have wanted to sample some of his homebrew. They left together but she didn’t speak the whole time they sat there and I’m almost positive they went their separate ways. Wait a minute. What firefly did you reference to your wife? Because you may have drunk Bray’d her and welcomed her to to the firefly fun house. YOWIE WOWIE! Firefly the tv show. It’s all good now. No Yowie Wowie to speak of... ...UNTIL I GET HOME FROM NELSON AND STICK IT IN HER BUTT
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Post by @admin on May 16, 2019 1:51:03 GMT
No, we need a resolution! Did they leave together? Surely she would have wanted to sample some of his homebrew. They left together but she didn’t speak the whole time they sat there and I’m almost positive they went their separate ways. Just awestruck I'm sure. What are you drinking?
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Post by KING KID on May 16, 2019 1:57:14 GMT
No, we need a resolution! Did they leave together? Surely she would have wanted to sample some of his homebrew. They left together but she didn’t speak the whole time they sat there and I’m almost positive they went their separate ways. Wait a minute. What firefly did you reference to your wife? Because you may have drunk Bray’d her and welcomed her to to the firefly fun house. YOWIE WOWIE! Firefly the tv show. It’s all good now. No Yowie Wowie to speak of... ...UNTIL I GET HOME FROM NELSON AND STICK IT IN HER BUTT Lmaoooooooooo!
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Post by RT on May 16, 2019 2:15:51 GMT
They left together but she didn’t speak the whole time they sat there and I’m almost positive they went their separate ways. Just awestruck I'm sure. What are you drinking? Several beers
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Post by @admin on May 16, 2019 2:20:11 GMT
Just awestruck I'm sure. What are you drinking? Several beers Checks out.
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Post by Jason on May 16, 2019 6:15:20 GMT
This reminds of something kind of similar that happened when I was out with my friends about two months ago. We had got out of a movie and went out to eat, I think it was Chili’s. We were already seated at our table and we noticed what looked like a first date a few tables across from us, we weren’t sure if it actually was but it looked like it. The guy was wearing a Halo t-shirt, I don’t recall what the girl was wearing. Anyways, after we paid and we were leaving my buddy’s GF jokingly complimented him on his shirt. After that me, my buddy and his GF left we went to a dispensary and then back to their place for some Cards Against Humanity.
Not as exciting as RT’s story.
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Post by iron maiden on May 16, 2019 17:25:25 GMT
Just from your OP I feel sorry for her. Also, RT you should know as much as I love Mrs. RT you're ma boy! However, I also feel that Mrs. RT is cool enough to catch your drift, but disappoints me on the Firefly reference. I have been witness to and part of some real cringe worthy dates. So my friend went on a date with this guy she met online. She had my other friend and I sit at a table close to them 'just in case'. It was a decent restaurant. Not too classy, but not a lot of jeans. People put in an effort basically. Dude showed up in sweat pants and looked nothing like his photo. It didn't even look like he showered. They had zero in common turns out and the awkward silences between them had us cringing. It was horrible. On the other hand I had a great time sampling the drink menu.
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Post by RT on May 16, 2019 17:51:17 GMT
Yeah it's my fault for not being very coherent too. I texted her and she's like "What? If you weren't married you'd smash? Why would you tell me that?" and I'm like "that isn't what I meant, I was quoting Firefly but it didn't come out properly." She figured out what I was saying after that.
She's not like me where I remember quotes from TV shows and movies like I remember my kid's names.
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Post by iNCY on May 16, 2019 18:08:11 GMT
Tell me a story about a time you were out and about and experienced third person cringe. I’m at a pub right now enjoying a pint. At the table next to me is a man who is obviously on a first date and he is wearing a purple Macho Man t-shirt and gold chains. Like at least 3 chains. And he’s telling a story about a time when his buddy bought nachos and didn’t want to. I’m honestly at a loss for words. She is wearing a pink and black dress with Converse sneakers and a denim vest. Were I not wed I would take her in a manly fashion. And it wouldn’t even be a challenge. I’d ruin this guy’s entire life. iron maiden you can tell Mrs RT that, she’d know I speak the truth. Anyway, I’m typing into my phone right now because I don’t know what else to do to stop the cringe. Oh god he’s talking about the first time he brewed his own beer. I want to save this girl. I’m so upset. He could have done an awesome pivot. "See home brewed beer and dating are both an art form where getting good head is vitally important" I actually can't witness other people embarrassing themselves, it causes me physical pain, I can't even watch awkward sitcoms. I have more issues than Nation Geographic magazine.
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