Post by Baker on Oct 30, 2017 17:25:41 GMT
I'm off work today and bored so it's time to revisit a classic topic I'm sure we did at least once on the old PW.
*I'm going to try avoiding character changes for the most part (heel to face and vice versa) since I'd change my mind on 95% of the wrestlers who turned between 87-95.
Negative to Positive
Michael Hayes & Terry Gordy- Hated the Freebirds growing up. Thought they were crap. Michael Hayes was the double whammy of bad + annoying while Terry Gordy was a boring skinny fat goober with goofy hair. Gordy getting the Hulk Hogan treatment when he showed up at The Arena to fight Raven was one of the biggest mind screws of my life as a wrestling fan. Gordy was also in the running for THEE worst wrestler in WWF during his brief 1996 run feuding with Undertaker as The Executioner. And keep in mind Fake Razor, PIG & Crush were in the company at the time. That's how bad Terry Gordy was. But then I watched the Freebirds 86-87 UWF run in the early 2000s and realized the Freebirds really did rule back in the day. Hayes was gold on the mic and one of the best heels of around. Definitely a guy I'd build a promotion around had I owned one back then. While Gordy was just a straight up wrestling machine. They also ruled in World Class and during their brief Memphis run. Still haven't come around on Buddy Roberts & Jimmy Garvin though :lol:
Buddy Landell- I was legit pissed when this skinny fat Ric Flair cosplaying geezer showed at In Your House December 1995 to job in under a minute to Ahmed Johnson. Like I found his mere existence offensive. And I was even a little pissed at Vince for trotting this turd out on a show people paid good money to see. Buddy followed that inglorious appearance up by actually winning a match! With a simple elbow drop! In 1995! :lol: At that moment my opinion changed from loathing "the worst wrestler in the world" for sucking so much, and being an insult to the legendary Ric Flair, to finding ironic amusement in the sheer audacity of his level of suck. Here was a guy who turned sucking into an artform. He was now the Ed Wood of pro wrestling. Oh, but it gets better. The (false) story we heard was that Buddy Landell broke his ankle leaving the ring after a match with Bret Hart :rofl: Now cruel as it is, we saw this as the ultimate Buddy Landell move. For months, if not years after that, my wrestling fan clique used "pull a Buddy Landell" as a euphemism for screwing something up. Like "Rick Buddy Landelled his driving test." Rick & I marked out when Buddy showed up to job to HHH on a 1998 edition of Shotgun (naturally taking the Pedigree in the wimpiest, most "Buddy Landell" way imaginable). I got online in 1998 and quickly learned that some people had very odd opinions on wrestling like thinking 1995 WWF sucked, the Freebirds were good, Fit Finlay matches were more exciting than watching paint dry, and, weirdest of the weird, Buddy Landell was a good pro wrestler! I just dismissed this as trolling. For I knew first hand that Buddy Landell didn't just suck in your run of the mill Freebirds or Fit Finlay kind of way. Oh no! Buddy went above and beyond that mere commonplace suck. For Buddy Landell was the God of Suck. He was the living embodiment of suck in its wrestling form. But at some point I got Mid South & mid 80s Crockett tapes and, what the hell?!?! Buddy Landell legit rules! Holy shit! Mind blown! Maybe everything I thought I knew is wrong. The world is flat. John Elway isn't the GOAT QB. Buddy Landell rules. And I know nothing about pro wrestling.
Goldberg- I was a brainwashed WWF fanboy who never even really saw Goldberg yet dismissed him as an overpushed turd of a wrestler without an ounce of originally who stole Austin's look and Shamrock's gimmick. His shitty 2003 WWF run just reaffirmed my belief. But now I think Goldberg was pretty damn great at what he did. He was an awesome squasher with some killer moves, great athleticism, and 10/10 look, intensity & persona. I'd never say he's anywhere near an all time favorite or anything but I dig me some Goldberg nowadays.
DDP- Started out like Michael Hayes, but worse. Annoying & bad, stuck in an endless feud with the equally awful Johnny B. Badd. DDP winning Lord of the Ring was one of the weirdest things ever. Right up there with Roadie & Rockabilly getting a super push as an ace tag team. I quit watching WCW not long after that and could never believe they were pushing this turd as a big star. And as a babyface, no less! In fact, "lol DDP is one of your big stars!" was one of my big arguments for WWF > WCW over the next few years. Had no interest in him when he came to WWF after the buyout. Was perfectly fine with him being squashed by Taker. He grew on me during the awesome motivational speaker gimmick and was rapidly climbing my Favorites List when an injury caused him to leave. Around the same time I started watching all that late 90s WCW stuff I missed in real time and what the hell?!? DDP really did get good?!? And ever since then he's been one of my favorite late 90s WCW guys to watch.
Roddy Piper- Kind of a Freebirds situation in that I still think he sucks post-1987 but at least now I know he rules before that. Until a few years ago I thought Piper had ALWAYS sucked, and his "great" mid-80s heel run was just a myth/WWE propaganda. Now I know better. He was one of the best in the business during the mid 80s and probably would have been in my Fave Five had I been watching in 85-86.
Positive To Negative
Disco Inferno- Found him very amusing at first. Was one of my WCW faves in 95-96. Can't stand watching him any time after that. The worst was when TNA tried pushing him as a serious main eventer. Ugh. It's no wonder people always thought that TNA was days away from going out of business.
Hurricane- Like Disco, he was amusing at first. One of my favorite wrestlers in 2001. Then the gimmick got stale. Yet they kept it going and going and going. I was also disappointed by his wrestling. I had been lead to believe he was this big movez guy when in reality his wrestling style was more akin to a cruiserweight Basham with occasional dumb "comedy" spots. The only thing worse than post-2001 Hurricane is regular ol' Gregory Helms: world's most boring cruiserweight.
Brian Christopher- I've been through this one before. Apter Mag hype + a few cool moves went a long way with me. Was actually a big BC fan from 97-00 but when I turned on him, I turned hard. Now I find him incredibly annoying and a sad case of wasted talent.
William Regal- Kilgore is gonna hate this but Lord Steven Regal is honestly one of my Top 10 favorite wrestlers of the 90s. Loved him. Great gimmick. Great sports entertainer. Gold on the mic. GOAT tv champion. Favorite WCW wrestler in 93-94. The Bluebloods were literally the only thing I'd watch WCW for during most of 1995. Wanted him to main event in 1996. I was still a pretty big Regal fan in 2000-01 WWE. Early William Regal wasn't all that much different than my man Lord Steven. But then they changed him from a wimpy heel Honkytonk Man-type to a "great wrestler" pseudo-badass. Meanwhile he's having back to back to back shitty series with Jericho, Edge & RVD- 3 wrestlers I enjoyed against just about everyone else. By 2002, I just wanted him gone. No such luck. That's around the time I declared him the new worst wrestler in the world- a title he would hold for much of the 2000s.
SAT/Maximos- Loved these guys at first. Had a bunch of awesome double teams. Thought they were the next evolution in tag team wrestling in 2001. But they got exposed in record fashion. Those scramble matches on early ROH shows were brutal. Then they shit the bed against Daniels & Morgan in a traditional tag match and were barely booked anywhere important after that. Few in wrestling have ever went from hero to zero quicker than Joel & Jose Maximo.
Kane- Some of this is booking. But most of this is just Kane sucking. Loved Kane at first. Great gimmick. But he also didn't seem THAT terrible in the ring. He'd break out a new move here and there, and could be pretty good in the right situations with the right opponent. I remained a Kane fan through 1999. But the bottom fell out at some point during the endless X Pac feud. They had a hundred matches. None of them were particularly good. And Kane remained a bad wrestler having bad matches for the rest of the 2000s, with only the rare, occasional bright spot. His 2003 deserves a special mention. And a special place in hell. I'd take Isaac Yankem over EVIL PSYCHO Kane. At least Yankem only had a bad match with Bret. EVIL PSYCHO Kane couldn't even have decent gimmick matches with nutters like Shane & RVD. Kane probably has the lowest good to bad ratio of any longterm upper midcarder in WWE history. Just a bad pro wrestler.
Shelton Benjamin- Loved WGTT/Team Angle, which he was the clear star of. Remained a fan of his as an up and coming babyface in 04-05. Then I lost interest. He never progressed beyond "athletic good wrestler guy" and he wasn't even THAT great to begin with outside of ladder matches. No personality. No mic skills. Goofy offense. They turned him heel and face a couple times after that. Yet he always remained boring and yesterday's news.
Konnan- I have a soft spot for early, colorful, Aztec Warrior WCW Konnan. Psicosis made him look like a million bucks in his Clash debut which had me buying into Konnan as not just a "good wrestler guy" but a "new style" good wrestler guy, which is totally better than just a regular good wrestler guy. Well, the more I saw of Konnan, the less impressed I was. And I was done with him even before he became Disco Inferno-levels of annoying as the bowdy bowdy rowdy rowdy gangsta guy. And the less said about his TNA run & ROH appearance, the better. Easily one of my least favorite wrestlers from 1997 on.
Val Venis- Basically the wrestling equivalent of Bart Simpson's "I didn't do it" shtick. One of my favorite guys in 1998 entirely due to gimmick. I didn't want to see Val Venis wrestle. I just wanted funny (for a minute) vignettes and double entendres. Any time he strayed from the "Hello Ladies" stuff, he flopped. Oh, but it gets worse. Because even the Rick Rude 2.0 stuff got old. So Val soon became a case of "damned if you, damned if you don't." His non-fake Rick Rude heel stuff was always met with apathy. But then reverting back to proper Val would get old again in a week or two. A lot of people praise him as an in ring competitor but I always found him far too...mechanical (for lack of a better word). Like too pre-planned, or something.
Al Snow- This one actually hurts a little. Aside from Regal, all those guys were more like 2nd tier favorites even in their heyday. But Snow was a first tier guy as Leif Cassidy in 1996 and then again in 1998 ECW & early WWF. He fell fast and he fell hard. I was already over Snow by the time 1998 ended. His "comedy" was dreadful. The Head gimmick was one of the dumbest things ever (again, very much an "I didn't do it" kind of thing). His wrestling became lazy as he transitioned from "new style" to bad hardcore stuff. Oh, but it gets worse. Because even his "new style" stuff doesn't hold up well. Yeah, Leif Cassidy broke out a new variation of a move just about every time I saw him in 1996. But looking back now, most of those "new moves" were just old moves with a sitout.
*And then you have guys like Michaels, Booker, HHH, Edge & Christian, Goldust, etc. who fluctuated back and forth several times. Hell, I turned on just about every wrestler I ever liked at some point, even if it was only for a week or two in a lot of cases.
*I'm going to try avoiding character changes for the most part (heel to face and vice versa) since I'd change my mind on 95% of the wrestlers who turned between 87-95.
Negative to Positive
Michael Hayes & Terry Gordy- Hated the Freebirds growing up. Thought they were crap. Michael Hayes was the double whammy of bad + annoying while Terry Gordy was a boring skinny fat goober with goofy hair. Gordy getting the Hulk Hogan treatment when he showed up at The Arena to fight Raven was one of the biggest mind screws of my life as a wrestling fan. Gordy was also in the running for THEE worst wrestler in WWF during his brief 1996 run feuding with Undertaker as The Executioner. And keep in mind Fake Razor, PIG & Crush were in the company at the time. That's how bad Terry Gordy was. But then I watched the Freebirds 86-87 UWF run in the early 2000s and realized the Freebirds really did rule back in the day. Hayes was gold on the mic and one of the best heels of around. Definitely a guy I'd build a promotion around had I owned one back then. While Gordy was just a straight up wrestling machine. They also ruled in World Class and during their brief Memphis run. Still haven't come around on Buddy Roberts & Jimmy Garvin though :lol:
Buddy Landell- I was legit pissed when this skinny fat Ric Flair cosplaying geezer showed at In Your House December 1995 to job in under a minute to Ahmed Johnson. Like I found his mere existence offensive. And I was even a little pissed at Vince for trotting this turd out on a show people paid good money to see. Buddy followed that inglorious appearance up by actually winning a match! With a simple elbow drop! In 1995! :lol: At that moment my opinion changed from loathing "the worst wrestler in the world" for sucking so much, and being an insult to the legendary Ric Flair, to finding ironic amusement in the sheer audacity of his level of suck. Here was a guy who turned sucking into an artform. He was now the Ed Wood of pro wrestling. Oh, but it gets better. The (false) story we heard was that Buddy Landell broke his ankle leaving the ring after a match with Bret Hart :rofl: Now cruel as it is, we saw this as the ultimate Buddy Landell move. For months, if not years after that, my wrestling fan clique used "pull a Buddy Landell" as a euphemism for screwing something up. Like "Rick Buddy Landelled his driving test." Rick & I marked out when Buddy showed up to job to HHH on a 1998 edition of Shotgun (naturally taking the Pedigree in the wimpiest, most "Buddy Landell" way imaginable). I got online in 1998 and quickly learned that some people had very odd opinions on wrestling like thinking 1995 WWF sucked, the Freebirds were good, Fit Finlay matches were more exciting than watching paint dry, and, weirdest of the weird, Buddy Landell was a good pro wrestler! I just dismissed this as trolling. For I knew first hand that Buddy Landell didn't just suck in your run of the mill Freebirds or Fit Finlay kind of way. Oh no! Buddy went above and beyond that mere commonplace suck. For Buddy Landell was the God of Suck. He was the living embodiment of suck in its wrestling form. But at some point I got Mid South & mid 80s Crockett tapes and, what the hell?!?! Buddy Landell legit rules! Holy shit! Mind blown! Maybe everything I thought I knew is wrong. The world is flat. John Elway isn't the GOAT QB. Buddy Landell rules. And I know nothing about pro wrestling.
Goldberg- I was a brainwashed WWF fanboy who never even really saw Goldberg yet dismissed him as an overpushed turd of a wrestler without an ounce of originally who stole Austin's look and Shamrock's gimmick. His shitty 2003 WWF run just reaffirmed my belief. But now I think Goldberg was pretty damn great at what he did. He was an awesome squasher with some killer moves, great athleticism, and 10/10 look, intensity & persona. I'd never say he's anywhere near an all time favorite or anything but I dig me some Goldberg nowadays.
DDP- Started out like Michael Hayes, but worse. Annoying & bad, stuck in an endless feud with the equally awful Johnny B. Badd. DDP winning Lord of the Ring was one of the weirdest things ever. Right up there with Roadie & Rockabilly getting a super push as an ace tag team. I quit watching WCW not long after that and could never believe they were pushing this turd as a big star. And as a babyface, no less! In fact, "lol DDP is one of your big stars!" was one of my big arguments for WWF > WCW over the next few years. Had no interest in him when he came to WWF after the buyout. Was perfectly fine with him being squashed by Taker. He grew on me during the awesome motivational speaker gimmick and was rapidly climbing my Favorites List when an injury caused him to leave. Around the same time I started watching all that late 90s WCW stuff I missed in real time and what the hell?!? DDP really did get good?!? And ever since then he's been one of my favorite late 90s WCW guys to watch.
Roddy Piper- Kind of a Freebirds situation in that I still think he sucks post-1987 but at least now I know he rules before that. Until a few years ago I thought Piper had ALWAYS sucked, and his "great" mid-80s heel run was just a myth/WWE propaganda. Now I know better. He was one of the best in the business during the mid 80s and probably would have been in my Fave Five had I been watching in 85-86.
Positive To Negative
Disco Inferno- Found him very amusing at first. Was one of my WCW faves in 95-96. Can't stand watching him any time after that. The worst was when TNA tried pushing him as a serious main eventer. Ugh. It's no wonder people always thought that TNA was days away from going out of business.
Hurricane- Like Disco, he was amusing at first. One of my favorite wrestlers in 2001. Then the gimmick got stale. Yet they kept it going and going and going. I was also disappointed by his wrestling. I had been lead to believe he was this big movez guy when in reality his wrestling style was more akin to a cruiserweight Basham with occasional dumb "comedy" spots. The only thing worse than post-2001 Hurricane is regular ol' Gregory Helms: world's most boring cruiserweight.
Brian Christopher- I've been through this one before. Apter Mag hype + a few cool moves went a long way with me. Was actually a big BC fan from 97-00 but when I turned on him, I turned hard. Now I find him incredibly annoying and a sad case of wasted talent.
William Regal- Kilgore is gonna hate this but Lord Steven Regal is honestly one of my Top 10 favorite wrestlers of the 90s. Loved him. Great gimmick. Great sports entertainer. Gold on the mic. GOAT tv champion. Favorite WCW wrestler in 93-94. The Bluebloods were literally the only thing I'd watch WCW for during most of 1995. Wanted him to main event in 1996. I was still a pretty big Regal fan in 2000-01 WWE. Early William Regal wasn't all that much different than my man Lord Steven. But then they changed him from a wimpy heel Honkytonk Man-type to a "great wrestler" pseudo-badass. Meanwhile he's having back to back to back shitty series with Jericho, Edge & RVD- 3 wrestlers I enjoyed against just about everyone else. By 2002, I just wanted him gone. No such luck. That's around the time I declared him the new worst wrestler in the world- a title he would hold for much of the 2000s.
SAT/Maximos- Loved these guys at first. Had a bunch of awesome double teams. Thought they were the next evolution in tag team wrestling in 2001. But they got exposed in record fashion. Those scramble matches on early ROH shows were brutal. Then they shit the bed against Daniels & Morgan in a traditional tag match and were barely booked anywhere important after that. Few in wrestling have ever went from hero to zero quicker than Joel & Jose Maximo.
Kane- Some of this is booking. But most of this is just Kane sucking. Loved Kane at first. Great gimmick. But he also didn't seem THAT terrible in the ring. He'd break out a new move here and there, and could be pretty good in the right situations with the right opponent. I remained a Kane fan through 1999. But the bottom fell out at some point during the endless X Pac feud. They had a hundred matches. None of them were particularly good. And Kane remained a bad wrestler having bad matches for the rest of the 2000s, with only the rare, occasional bright spot. His 2003 deserves a special mention. And a special place in hell. I'd take Isaac Yankem over EVIL PSYCHO Kane. At least Yankem only had a bad match with Bret. EVIL PSYCHO Kane couldn't even have decent gimmick matches with nutters like Shane & RVD. Kane probably has the lowest good to bad ratio of any longterm upper midcarder in WWE history. Just a bad pro wrestler.
Shelton Benjamin- Loved WGTT/Team Angle, which he was the clear star of. Remained a fan of his as an up and coming babyface in 04-05. Then I lost interest. He never progressed beyond "athletic good wrestler guy" and he wasn't even THAT great to begin with outside of ladder matches. No personality. No mic skills. Goofy offense. They turned him heel and face a couple times after that. Yet he always remained boring and yesterday's news.
Konnan- I have a soft spot for early, colorful, Aztec Warrior WCW Konnan. Psicosis made him look like a million bucks in his Clash debut which had me buying into Konnan as not just a "good wrestler guy" but a "new style" good wrestler guy, which is totally better than just a regular good wrestler guy. Well, the more I saw of Konnan, the less impressed I was. And I was done with him even before he became Disco Inferno-levels of annoying as the bowdy bowdy rowdy rowdy gangsta guy. And the less said about his TNA run & ROH appearance, the better. Easily one of my least favorite wrestlers from 1997 on.
Val Venis- Basically the wrestling equivalent of Bart Simpson's "I didn't do it" shtick. One of my favorite guys in 1998 entirely due to gimmick. I didn't want to see Val Venis wrestle. I just wanted funny (for a minute) vignettes and double entendres. Any time he strayed from the "Hello Ladies" stuff, he flopped. Oh, but it gets worse. Because even the Rick Rude 2.0 stuff got old. So Val soon became a case of "damned if you, damned if you don't." His non-fake Rick Rude heel stuff was always met with apathy. But then reverting back to proper Val would get old again in a week or two. A lot of people praise him as an in ring competitor but I always found him far too...mechanical (for lack of a better word). Like too pre-planned, or something.
Al Snow- This one actually hurts a little. Aside from Regal, all those guys were more like 2nd tier favorites even in their heyday. But Snow was a first tier guy as Leif Cassidy in 1996 and then again in 1998 ECW & early WWF. He fell fast and he fell hard. I was already over Snow by the time 1998 ended. His "comedy" was dreadful. The Head gimmick was one of the dumbest things ever (again, very much an "I didn't do it" kind of thing). His wrestling became lazy as he transitioned from "new style" to bad hardcore stuff. Oh, but it gets worse. Because even his "new style" stuff doesn't hold up well. Yeah, Leif Cassidy broke out a new variation of a move just about every time I saw him in 1996. But looking back now, most of those "new moves" were just old moves with a sitout.
*And then you have guys like Michaels, Booker, HHH, Edge & Christian, Goldust, etc. who fluctuated back and forth several times. Hell, I turned on just about every wrestler I ever liked at some point, even if it was only for a week or two in a lot of cases.