This is honestly the worst draft in the history of PW.

A monumental win for whoever wins this shit show.

Feb 29, 2020 3:21:53 GMT RT said:

I have 3 cards. I’ll wait the weekend for the last one then post it whether I get it or not.

If fourth card no shows, just use this:

Feb 28, 2020 0:07:43 GMT 🤯 said:

We don't really have a random thread do we? So, for lack of a better place to post this random burst of inspiration, allow me to disclose my dream plans for next draft here:

🤯 proudly presents...
5,4,3,2,1: The Pyramid of Pain and Punishment!

5-on-5 Survivor Series Match: Storm Family Reunion (James, Lance, Tim, Devon, and Toni) (w/ Mama Storm) vs. Bag of Dicks (Dick the Bruiser, Dick Murdoch, Dick Slater, Dick Togo, and Big Dick Dudley)

4-on-4 War Games Match: The Supernatural Disasters (The Hurricane, The Texas Tornado, Earthquake & Typhoon) vs. Law & Order (Big Bossman, Sgt. Slaughter, Cpl. Kirchner, and The Mountie)

3-on-3 Ultimate Jannetty Lucha Rules Trios Match (feat. special guest referee Marty Jannetty): Animal, Rick Steiner, and Jim Neidhart vs. Stevie Ray, D-Von Dudley, and Bart Gunn

2-on-2 Intergender Doppelganger Duos Match for the Double Trouble Title: The Bella Twins (Brie & Nikki) (c) vs. The Harris Twins (Ron & Don)

1-on-1 Dream Match for the Too Cool for the Old School Title: Velveteen Dream (c) vs. Orange Cassidy

I’d like to do a draft sometime where you don’t write a card. We used to do drafts like that, and it made it much less effort to take part, and it was more about who picked the best roster, rather than who’s the most creative/has the most time. Used to love putting the two rosters up head to head and see who won. I like these creative drafts as well, but simple may be good for us some time in the future given we’re all too old now to spend a week writing something.

Feb 29, 2020 18:55:14 GMT PB said:

I’d like to do a draft sometime where you don’t write a card. We used to do drafts like that, and it made it much less effort to take part, and it was more about who picked the best roster, rather than who’s the most creative/has the most time. Used to love putting the two rosters up head to head and see who won. I like these creative drafts as well, but simple may be good for us some time in the future given we’re all too old now to spend a week writing something.

Yeah, I always thought that was supposed to help be the divide between history drafts and fan fiction drafts. We crossed streams, and then this happened!

Don't oppose that idea on paper, but then it just becomes a popularity contest in wrestling eras. Whoever picks the most Attitude Era or late 80s era WCW roster wins.

Feb 29, 2020 3:21:53 GMT RT said:

I have 3 cards. I’ll wait the weekend for the last one then post it whether I get it or not.

Whoops. I'll get my card in tonight. 

Mar 2, 2020 1:13:51 GMT Baker said:

Feb 29, 2020 3:21:53 GMT RT said:

I have 3 cards. I’ll wait the weekend for the last one then post it whether I get it or not.

Whoops. I'll get my card in tonight. 

Just use my Pyramid of Pain and Punishment card and take the night off.

Mar 2, 2020 1:43:44 GMT 🤯 said:

Mar 2, 2020 1:13:51 GMT Baker said:

Whoops. I'll get my card in tonight. 

Just use my Pyramid of Pain and Punishment card and take the night off.

No can do. Your card lacks Slick Nick and The Hulkster. I could maybe live with submitting a card featuring only one of those guys. But what wrestling fan in their right mind would want to watch a card lacking both of them? I'm in it to win it, man!

I started the night with only 1 match written out. I am now up to 3! Only 5 or 6 or 7 more to go...

Hooray! My card is finally submitted. It only took like two months.

Mar 2, 2020 3:00:05 GMT Baker said:

Hooray! My card is finally submitted. It only took like two months.

There goes my only shot of winning

Congratulations to PB, Emperor and bodyslam.

You have all moved onto the Championship showdown which will be decided by ONE WINNER ONLY in a....


.... FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH!


🤯 gasps.


You want to be the champ?

THEN YOU NEED TO BEAT THE CHAMP! (Yeah again PB)


I’m bringing back my old roster of last years draft and am defending my title against you 3 and as Stone Cold Steve Austin would say; THERE AINT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT!


You all wanted to pick your poison, huh fellas? Well guess what?


I AM THE POISON!


See you in the Finals.

Fucking LOVE this swerve.

Mar 7, 2020 3:20:27 GMT 🤯 said:

Fucking LOVE this swerve.

I’m going to Brock Lesnar these people. Just for you. 

KID MAKES STUNNING ANNOUNCEMENT
ENTERS TRIPLE THREAT DRAFT CHAMPIONSHIP


“So they all want to know WHY. WHY am I entering this championship match? WHY do I feel I deserve to be in it after already being eliminated?

Oh so you think I really got eliminated, huh? Is that what you think?

EH-EH! WRONG.

I didn’t need to go through the gauntlet. I’m the CHAMP. The most dominant champ to ever win. You got your WMS’s and your Shinobis who were great at this. Then you had ME who made this draft greater then it ever was. I CHANGED THE GAME, BABY!

Now I’m supposed to sit through another tournament, if that’s what this even was. I’m supposed to compete with all the disrespect my Lion King entry got? Nah. That’s not how you treat a KING.

I mean honestly, look at these three people before you ask me WHY?! Do you really think any of them deserve to be named a draft King?!


PB is a great friend of mine. I’ve known him for a long time but he too has known me for a long time but maybe not good enough! Because if he knew me well enough then he would’ve known this was coming. He would’ve known I would be coming back for what’s mine.

Emperor is the new ‘heel’ of this place huh? You know what I see? A man who asked me to introduce Asuka for him and then went on disrespecting my name! Heel huh? You’re more like Bayley. A bitch who cut his hair and expects to be taken serious now. I will drag you around this championship round by your fucking armpit hair if I have to and drag you I will!

bodyslam is a less fun version of Gregzilla. I don’t even know if this is a real human or some generic computer with a virus on it from too much porn downloaded from Napster. This kid doesn’t even know what’s going on right now and he is going to find out the hard way.


You three think you deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as WMS and Shin-Shin? Then you will come and earn it and you will earn it like no draft championship was ever earned. A Fatal Fourway match with the greatest to ever do it! The K-I-mudafuckin-D!

Wait, I think KING KID is confusing HoW drafts with Fan Fic drafts.

:lol:

Silly KING KID.

Is there even a difference?!

A draft is a draft. It’s all in one universe. What is this the TNA of drafts?!

No likes.

Mar 7, 2020 3:36:16 GMT 🤯 said:

Wait, I think KING KID is confusing HoW drafts with Fan Fic drafts.

That was my mistake all along...

KING KID's idea is stupid. He's like Goldberg or Undertaker or the Rock 'N' Roll Express, can't hack it anymore but desperately trying to stay relevant. Coasting on his past glory.

hey everyone go back to the PWPYP Semi-Finals - Emperor vs Bodyslam thread and vote for the loser of the loser leaves town match. So I know who to eliminate from my roster Flair or Dibiase

Mar 7, 2020 12:38:01 GMT bodyslam said:

hey everyone go back to the PWPYP Semi-Finals - Emperor vs Bodyslam thread and vote for the loser of the loser leaves town match. So I know who to eliminate from my roster Flair or Dibiase

Was I not accurate with my analysis, gentlemen?

the card is in Bodyslam promotions presents - What the Hell?


PB and Emperor not trying to rush you, but lets end this.

I’m sorry guys but I’m going to have to forfeit my spot in the championship match. Unfortunately due to some unseen circumstances of a global crisis, I’m going to have to put defending my crown on the shelf for now. I apologize mostly to 🤯 who was radically cheering for this.

I may have let you down this time but I will come back and pick you up.

Mar 20, 2020 1:08:06 GMT KING KID said:

I’m sorry guys but I’m going to have to forfeit my spot in the championship match. Unfortunately due to some unseen circumstances of a global crisis, I’m going to have to put defending my crown on the shelf for now. I apologize mostly to 🤯 who was radically cheering for this.

I may have let you down this time but I will come back and pick you up.

A true champion always shows up for the fight.

Mar 20, 2020 2:53:10 GMT 🤯 said:

Mar 20, 2020 1:08:06 GMT KING KID said:

I’m sorry guys but I’m going to have to forfeit my spot in the championship match. Unfortunately due to some unseen circumstances of a global crisis, I’m going to have to put defending my crown on the shelf for now. I apologize mostly to 🤯 who was radically cheering for this.

I may have let you down this time but I will come back and pick you up.

A true champion always shows up for the fight.

Yet Brock is part time.

Mar 20, 2020 18:35:52 GMT KING KID said:

Mar 20, 2020 2:53:10 GMT 🤯 said:

A true champion always shows up for the fight.

Yet Brock is part time.

What does part-time have to do with it? He not only shows up for every fight he's supposed to be in, he fucking DOMINATES.

Matt Fact #779: There's virtually zero parallels between Brock and KING KID.

No loss. He was just a transition champion.

Mar 21, 2020 0:51:57 GMT bodyslam said:

No loss. He was just a transition champion.

Mar 21, 2020 0:51:57 GMT bodyslam said:

No loss. He was just a transition champion.

Sick burn bro. You woulda CRUSHED KING KID.

I’m posting the bodyslam vs PB finals ASAP. So like next month or so.

I heeled so hard that RT doesn't even acknowledge that I tied with bodyslam.

I don't want to be in the final anyway. I no longer have the motivation to throw together a card in five minutes. I voted for myself in the semifinal, so I rescind that vote and bodyslam goes to the final. He deserves it.