Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.

Let's play a game.

You say something like 'I was sitting, eating a bowl of Rice Crispies...next thing you know I'm in the hospital' or 'I was opening my dresser...next thing you know I'm in the hospital'

And we have to guess what put you in hospital.

I'll start:

I opened the screen door to go outside...next thing you know I'm in the hospital.

Now you guess what happened.  Make it fun!

Well do 3 guesses and the person who was closest or gets it has to post.

Attacked by a rabid opossum.

Suddenly Brock Lesnar's music hit! You looked around startled by the commotion only to realise it was coming from your television. You breathed a heavy sigh of relief only to turn around into an RKO out of nowhere!!

Slipped on a banana peel left on the welcome mat by a disgruntled postal worker. (Seriously these fucks love bananas)

See? Fun! Ness was closest.

I slipped on the 'welcome' mat and my arm went through the glass part and I had a huge chunk of glass sticking out of my arm.

It was Mother's Day to boot. My mom got a new window and mat.

Your turn Ness.  In the case that you have never found yourself in the hospital for any reason, feel free to defer to someone.  

The teacher hit play on one of those VHS player carts in class and next thing you know I'm in the hospital.

They were playing a video of you in a hospital.

the tv fell over and landed on you

Grainy VHS-induced seizure?

A Brock Lesnar shaped ghost crawled out of the television, you turned away in a fright and Randy RKO'd you out of no where?

They played a video showcasing STD side effects and I passed out at the visuals. Nurses office though as I don't think I've ever actually been to the hospital. At least as a patient. Can't remember the last time I even visited someone. I'll give it to Mike since his featured a video. Would be some meta shit if I was watching myself in the hosptal and then woke up because I have a starring role in the next Creep movie. Though a 16 year old Randy RKOing me does have it's own charm.

I was climbing out of the back of a hatchback after my brother, next thing you know, I'm in the hospital.

Hatchback hydraulics failed, causing door to slam shut and break rear window on your dome?

You realized there was a snake in your boot and hit your head on the ceiling.

Pi was close, my brother didn't heed me following him, and ended up shutting it at just the perfect time for the narrow edge to bounce directly off the top of my head. It didn't crack my skull or anything, but busted my scalp right good; also, surprisingly even enough that blood evenly ran down both the left and right side of my head.