That's right. Week 16 kicks off on a Saturday with 3 big games coming up.

Houston annihilates injured Bucs; Watson throws 4 TDs

- We start things off with this game and this could've been an exciting offensive showdown. However, the Buccaneers are coming into this game with their top 2 WRs both placed on IR. No Mike Evans and no Chris Godwin leaves Jameis Winston trying to make Breshaud Perriman fantasy football gold for back to back weeks. I don't think this one is close. Houston is trying to clinch that division title and could do it this week if they win and Tennessee loses. They definitely don't want their playoffs starting next week in a win or go home game against Tennessee. I don't see Houston coming in sleeping in this match up like they did against Denver. Hopkins scores twice, Fuller scores once and a Darren Fells TD wraps up a 4 TD performance by Watson. shinobimusashi come back and celebrate!

Texans def. Buccaneers 38-21

Buffalo STUNS the Patriots; the division title is up for grabs!

- Yeah that's right, RT! I'm going for it. I think the Bills D plays the game of their lives in this one and they don't allow the Patriots to win the division in this game. I think it's low scoring, but this time Josh Allen makes the big plays to win it. The lack of weapons for the Patriots is frightening and they better hope Edelman is able to leave this game uninjured. The media is going to go crazy after this terrible showing by New England and Bills Mafia is going to go crazy in Buffalo after this monstrous road victory. This game could very well be the beginning of the end for the Patriots dynasty.

Bills def. Patriots 20-10

It's over for the Rams; San Fran takes care of business!

- In honor of pduh, I say the niner d going to be big here and goff not so good here especially his throws being at wrong team and now real season start for niners and your welcome minnesota you owe us now beat green bay for us you owe us but if you lose minnesota then rams owe you so one way or other way someone owe someone something. Basically that. Jared Goff has a terrible game and the season comes to an end. A wild turn of events for last years NFC Champions, but the whispers of did the Rams ruin their future for Goff become louder and louder. Jalen Ramsey gets ejected from this game due to frustrations of being owned by Deebo and Manny. The Niners D scores twice and this game gets ugly late.

49ers def. Rams 45-17


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I'm going to say the NFC East is won this weekend by the Dallas Cowboys! Dak Prescott has a career game absolutely tormenting the horrible Eagles secondary. Cowboys are going to be that 4 seed. The only question will be whether it's Seattle or San Francisco they get spanked by. A lot of restructuring needs to happen this offseason for the Eagles at D and WR if they want to ever give Wentz his redemption.

I'm taking both San Francisco AND Seattle winning this week which is going to lead to an absolute epic Week 17 match up between these two teams. Winner wins the division and gets the first round BYE and the loser travels to Dallas for a Wildcard showdown. Keep your head up, Kyler Murray. Next season you will become a star. 

Will Grier adds to the list of QBs winning their first career start as the Panthers beat the Colts. Sorry, jTjohncenaGOAT, but this Indy breakdown happened so damn fast. Better 'luck' next year.

Leveon Bell gets shut down by the Steelers and Pitt keeps their playoff hopes alive. Bell is pissed off after Gase doesn't give him the ball 300 times. Sorry Blindy, but I don't know what the fuck the Jets are going to do next year especially if they lose Bell and Robbie and Demarius. I don't know if this team will ever be good. The Bills are about to run that division soon with their D and coaching. Also sorry Hines Ward, no Gatorade bath for you.

The Saints beat the Titans. Such an underrated, huge match up here. Michael Thomas is going to break Marvin Harrisons record Week 17 and it's going to be special. This game will be a very tight showdown as both teams have a lot to play for. The Saints are trying to play their way to a first round BYE and Tennessee is trying to snatch up a Wildcard spot. A 9-7 record for the 5th straight year is the likely result here as the Titans lose to the Saints but split with Houston next week who will already have the division wrapped up after this week. The question is can the Steelers beat the Ravens next week? Will the Ravens show mercy and rest their starters or keep that rivalry heated by knocking the Steelers out of the playoffs? Should be intriguing to see.

Kansas City takes care of business with Chicago and leap frogs the Patriots to the 2 seed and never relinquish it. Crazy that the Patriots, Bills and Chiefs could all be 11-4 after this week. Unfortunately for Buffalo, NE gets Miami Week 17 but if Brian Flores can beat his former team Week 17 and force them to the 5 seed, wouldn't that be epic? KC is getting that BYE even though New England desperately needs it.

Baltimore humbles the fucking shit out of the Browns. Revenge after their first showdown. Lamar seals the MVP with this game and the Ravens have the 1 seed locked in.

Last but not least, the final game of the week where many fantasy football championships will be won or lost happens MNF with Minnesota and GB. Kirk Cousins goes into the game with an 0-8 MNF record and even though that stat irritates @admin, it's got to put a smile on the face of UT. This is a big game for both teams and it's going to be the game where Kirk Cousins has to really earn his contract. No Dalvin Cook, no Alexander Mattison, Kirk Cousins is going to have to win them this game. AND HE WILL! The Green Bay Packers will be the 1 in 1-8 for Kirk Cousins. Things get real interesting for that NFC North championship and playoff positioning.

My pre Week 16 playoff projections:

1- New Orleans Saints
2- San Francisco 49ers
3- Green Bay Packers
4- Dallas Cowboys
5- Seattle Seahawks
6- Minnesota Vikings


1- Baltimore Ravens
2- Kansas City Chiefs
3- New England Patriots
4- Houston Texans
5- Buffalo Bills
6- Tennessee Titans

 



ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

Wow. Two in two for Houston. They look like a team that wants that South title.

EDIT: Nevermind.  TD called back by penalty.

Jameis cares absolute zero about ball security. Every other game he does this


Really liking Justin Hebert to Bucs come April

Dec 21, 2019 18:11:13 GMT CM Punk'd said:

Wow. Two in two for Houston. They look like a team that wants that South title.

EDIT: Nevermind.  TD called back by penalty.

Feels like Hargreaves is gonna get one of these very soon and do a pose to his former team as a fuck you

What a thoroughly bizarre football game thus far.

Another play blown dead? Great...

Texans need to be careful here. They're trying to establish the run game, it isn't happening, and Watson looks rushed as a result.

Dreadful call on the fumble.

Dec 21, 2019 18:13:40 GMT Blindy said:

Dec 21, 2019 18:11:13 GMT CM Punk'd said:

Wow. Two in two for Houston. They look like a team that wants that South title.

EDIT: Nevermind.  TD called back by penalty.

Feels like Hargreaves is gonna get one of these very soon and do a pose to his former team as a fuck you

Sources say Winston is staying with TB next season.

Rich Eisen is literally calling Winston, Watson and Watson, Winston.

3 interceptions!

Winston about to get benched.

Dec 21, 2019 18:44:01 GMT KING KID said:

Dec 21, 2019 18:13:40 GMT Blindy said:

Feels like Hargreaves is gonna get one of these very soon and do a pose to his former team as a fuck you

Sources say Winston is staying with TB next season.

Maybe he gets tagged but honestly it should not stop Arians from wanting his guy.

He's still calling Watson Winston. Mate, it's your fucking profession.

Dec 21, 2019 18:53:11 GMT Todd said:

He's still calling Watson Winston. Mate, it's your fucking profession.

It's shocking he's doing this given he's the face of the NFL Network. Surprised.

I think Winston is legitimately trying for the 30/30 club!

I would feel bad for Todd Bowles and his defense by now but nah fuck Bowles.

Make this turnover count Texans

LOL Eisen is going full. Blown on this Winston/Watson debacle.

This Houston D is winning people fantasy chips today.

The fucking Texans really blew this shit and let the Bucs back in the game. Crazy how poor this team looks when Fuller is not on the field and he's hardly ever on the field. Broken ass bitch ass.

Watson is way off it today.

Oh, Brate. Worry about catching it first before running.  You had the first down.

At least three of Jameis' picks were baited by the corner rookie mistakes not a fifth year signal caller mistake. Ridiculous

Classic Texans. Play like shit, win. It'll be one and done if we play like that.

Bucs will be damned if they don't go out and either trade up or draft a Herbert given Tuas health. Someone like the Jags or Jets will be in the driver's seat for TB to swap up over the Bolts.

You can't fathom giving Jameis no pressure if you franchise tag him. Have to have someone ready to step up for when the time is nigh.

Dec 21, 2019 21:14:52 GMT Todd said:

Classic Texans. Play like shit, win. It'll be one and done if we play like that.

Actually that’s Buffalo’s plan so if we end up playing each other it might be a shit show of epic proportions. Two teams trying to be eliminated.

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Aside from the forced turnover the defence has been pretty meh. If Brady is going to get down the field and get points every drive this game is going to be a blowout. Because our offence just isn’t good enough to rack up 30-40 points against a good defence. Which NE has.

Allen has to get some shit going. He’s having the same game he had against NE the last time.

Can’t get a 3rd down to save his life.

Thank fucking god we clinched a playoff spot because at this rate they won’t even beat the Jets next week.

Goodness. Bills vs Patriots is such a brutal game to watch.

Wow! Nice drive.

What the fuck

Yeah sure throw it to an LT for a touchdown. Why not.

This is fucking awesome.

What’s better: throwing a TD to your LT or throwing a TD that pisses off Bill?

Hahaha that shot of the flag landing in front of Edelman while he pretended to be hurt was awesome.

Pats still gonna get a TD here though.