First UT fucks me.

Then iron maiden of all people fucks me with my backup pick.

I swear to god, AOC *BETTER* make it to me.

-_-

Mar 29, 2020 18:04:35 GMT RT said:

I like Jeff Goldblum but he strikes me as a “good in small doses” kind of person. Like if I didn’t get mad and kick him in the nuts at some point I feel like if we were hiding somewhere from “The Infected” he would be narrating and give away our position.

Gordon Ramsay I’m torn on too. He was on my list but the more I think about it the more I feel like he’d be too frustrating to be around. Every decision made he’d be like “ugh, that’s such a twat idea.”

The food would be great though. I just watched a YouTube video of him making a simple stir fry and I’m having it for lunch.

I see iron maiden is trying to play the system. I like that pick. How do you out survive the unkillable!?

Ramsay is only a cook/food snob! On his hunts and fishing he relied heavily on the person he had accompanied with and didn't second guess them. For customer service and food though, he goes super anal though no doubt. 

Mar 29, 2020 19:05:03 GMT 🤯 said:

First UT fucks me.

Then iron maiden of all people fucks me with my backup pick.

I swear to god, AOC *BETTER* make it to me.

-_-

Hey you got me drunk first.

I just wanted a back rub.

Mar 29, 2020 18:04:35 GMT RT said:

I like Jeff Goldblum but he strikes me as a “good in small doses” kind of person. Like if I didn’t get mad and kick him in the nuts at some point I feel like if we were hiding somewhere from “The Infected” he would be narrating and give away our position.

Gordon Ramsay I’m torn on too. He was on my list but the more I think about it the more I feel like he’d be too frustrating to be around. Every decision made he’d be like “ugh, that’s such a twat idea.”

The food would be great though. I just watched a YouTube video of him making a simple stir fry and I’m having it for lunch.

I see iron maiden is trying to play the system. I like that pick. How do you out survive the unkillable!?

I picked Jeff because I thought he'd be a fun and interesting companion and it would never be dull with him around.

Although now I see some are taking this far more seriously than I, time to step up my game. 

KING KID drafting the Keith Richards of pro wrestling is a beast move.

Also, Google search José Salvador Alvarenga; dude knows how to survive Life of 🤯 style meets Castaway.

This is such a wrestling forum. Do you guys realize that muscles do not defeat a coronavirus?

They only defeat the unholy legions of coronazombie hellspawn that the virus will unleash. So we need balanced teams, with both brawn and brain.

Mar 30, 2020 16:15:39 GMT Lionheart said:

This is such a wrestling forum. Do you guys realize that muscles do not defeat a coronavirus?

They only defeat the unholy legions of coronazombie hellspawn that the virus will unleash. So we need balanced teams, with both brawn and brain.

I can’t imagine why people are picking healthy & active participants.

This isn’t the “survive the coronavirus” draft! It’s the team best equipped to DESTROY it! Punching the virus in the face will only keep it at bay for a short while.

The one day 🤯 has to draft, he vanishes. -_-

Guess AOC will be on team Ness. :ness: 🤯

Mar 30, 2020 21:03:54 GMT Lionheart said:

This isn’t the “survive the coronavirus” draft! It’s the team best equipped to DESTROY it! Punching the virus in the face will only keep it at bay for a short while.

“Shit has hit the fan and the world's governments have left us out to dry. You are the leader of your team and your goal is to survive as long as you can.”

Mar 30, 2020 21:03:54 GMT Lionheart said:

This isn’t the “survive the coronavirus” draft! It’s the team best equipped to DESTROY it! Punching the virus in the face will only keep it at bay for a short while.

Punch it a second time.

Mar 30, 2020 22:34:39 GMT System said:

Mar 30, 2020 21:03:54 GMT Lionheart said:

This isn’t the “survive the coronavirus” draft! It’s the team best equipped to DESTROY it! Punching the virus in the face will only keep it at bay for a short while.

“Shit has hit the fan and the world's governments have left us out to dry. You are the leader of your team and your goal is to survive as long as you can.”

I make my own rules, pal. My team will not only destroy the virus itself with raw unadulterated fury, but also kick the ass of everyone else’s team while doing it. With Trump at the helm. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Also damn @ AOC taking precedence over Wife, especially when he got to make both picks at the same time.

I’m pretty sure Wife hacked into the account of 🤯 for that pick. Either that or she was sitting directly beside him.

Who the fuck is AOC? Some random politician? Why the Hell does 🤯 even know of her let alone pick her? Does he seriously just think she’s that hot to take this much space in his mind?

Is he that horny? Even with Wife next to him?

🤯 picked her because she's in it to win it. She's got my vote.

It's so simple. AOC is Wife. How did I never see it before?

Bill B is a master tactician who’s specialty is mastering personalities , he would keep Brock in check whilst also giving us the best chance to survive and capitalize on all of our strengths. Easy choice for me.

Mar 31, 2020 23:57:55 GMT UT said:

Bill B is a master tactician who’s specialty is mastering personalities , he would keep Brock in check whilst also giving us the best chance to survive and capitalize on all of our strengths. Easy choice for me.

For a second I thought you double drafted, pulling a @ness by drafting RT.

Also, I refuse to acknowledge whether or not Wife and AOC are one in (and?) the same - or if Wife knows she was even drafted, much less second to AOC.

Really, I'm just still pissed about Brock (and to a lesser extent, Keith Richards). UT already has this whole competition in the bag.

So now I'm pivoting and doing the female version of sandylea's approach; i.e., a personal fuck squad for the end of the world.

Full disclosure I'm drafting a true PW Team. Not necessarily a Mt. Rushmore, but those who have built a corona-chan immunity.

Apr 1, 2020 0:03:09 GMT 🤯 said:

Mar 31, 2020 23:57:55 GMT UT said:

Bill B is a master tactician who’s specialty is mastering personalities , he would keep Brock in check whilst also giving us the best chance to survive and capitalize on all of our strengths. Easy choice for me.

For a second I thought you double drafted, pulling a @ness by drafting RT.

I thought the exact same thing for a good while.

Apr 1, 2020 15:39:08 GMT Lionheart said:

Apr 1, 2020 0:03:09 GMT 🤯 said:

For a second I thought you double drafted, pulling a @ness by drafting RT .

I thought the exact same thing for a good while.

I thought...great pick.  

If you had Foos AND RT on a team...knowing both, I'd be hard pressed not to pick that team.

Little offended I wasn’t 1st overall tbh

Apr 1, 2020 16:02:07 GMT iron maiden said:

Apr 1, 2020 15:39:08 GMT Lionheart said:

I thought the exact same thing for a good while.

I thought...great pick.  

If you had Foos AND RT on a team...knowing both, I'd be hard pressed not to pick that team.

cig

cig with the worst pick of the draft.

Lionheart is literally flirting with me with his picks.

Great pick with Betty White Lony

She's almost at Keith Richards levels. Almost.

Not gonna lie I wanna see Betty White hunt and fish for food, would actually pay to see a show like that.