Don't let the title fool you, I'm not trying to be distasteful and gross. Just trying to pass the time with something fun, since many of us are unusually active because we're A) stuck indoors and B) scared and want to take our minds off things.

In times like these I find humour is the best thing to distract and with that, I submit the Coronapocalypse Draft.

I know there's a couple other drafts going on at the moment, but really, who cares? What else do we have to do? And this is the quickest and easiest way to get a fun conversation going.

The Rules
-Just like every other standard PW draft, it'll be a snake draft and each participant has 24 hours to make a pick.
-We will be drafting a team of 8 people, who will help us survive The Coronapocalypse.
-They must be real people that are currently alive. NO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ALLOWED. Take that shit to Pop Culture.
-Shit has hit the fan and the world's governments have left us out to dry. You are the leader of your team and your goal is to survive as long as you can.
-A tournament will be held and voters will decide which team will survive longer when voting.

I'll leave sign-ups open until we get a nice even number, or the weekend hits. Whatever comes first.

Let's have some fun and not take ourselves too seriously, yeah? Let's get through this shit together.

Survivors
1. RT
2. pi
3. Lionheart
4. The Kid
5. cig
6. ironmaiden
7. System
8. Sandylea
9. nath
10. HR
11. nazzer
12. Rogue
13. Lony
14. Blindy
15. UT
16. Ness

I'll sign up for every draft ever, why not. Draft until I die. Then someone else can take over my roster.

I’m in. I’ll let you all know right now that my first pick will be @donald_Trump. No one else is better equipped to combat this great threat to humanity.

Mar 23, 2020 2:45:52 GMT Lionheart said:

I’m in. I’ll let you all know right now that my first pick will be @donald_Trump. No one else is better equipped to combat this great threat to humanity.

I'm OK with this so long as I get either Brock and/or AOC.

Mar 23, 2020 2:45:52 GMT Lionheart said:

I’m in. I’ll let you all know right now that my first pick will be @donald_Trump. No one else is better equipped to combat this great threat to humanity.

The most prepared. The best prepared. The most best. Truly, folks. Incredible.

I think that Keith Richards is unkillable by any substance known to man.

I’m in but Lionheart is NOT getting Trump before me.

Mar 23, 2020 3:05:49 GMT KING KID said:

I’m in but Lionheart is NOT getting Trump before me.

Fuck you I’ll counter your pick with a De Niro pick if you get Trump first.

These teams aren’t just battling the virus. They’re battling each other as well.

In.

I’m in

In

I’m in!

I’m in.

Mar 23, 2020 3:03:05 GMT iNCY said:

I think that Keith Richards is unkillable by any substance known to man.

Are you in? I just want to clarify before I add you to the list.

Emperor get in here. I can’t wait to see you pick a bunch of British people that no one knows.

Mar 23, 2020 15:40:39 GMT Lionheart said:

Emperor get in here. I can’t wait to see you pick a bunch of British people that no one knows.

Or like all the Australians discussing Australian politics in the other thread. Nothing had made me tune out quicker.

Although, I'd be willing to bet all Australian politicians are at least AOC-level hot at minimum.

Mar 23, 2020 15:46:54 GMT 🤯 said:

Although, I'd be willing to bet all Australian politicians are at least AOC-level hot at minimum.

What is AOC? Age of Coronavirus? Did the virus make everyone hotter?

Mar 23, 2020 15:46:54 GMT 🤯 said:

Mar 23, 2020 15:40:39 GMT Lionheart said:

Emperor get in here. I can’t wait to see you pick a bunch of British people that no one knows.

Or like all the Australians discussing Australian politics in the other thread. Nothing had made me tune out quicker.

Although, I'd be willing to bet all Australian politicians are at least AOC-level hot at minimum.

You've never seen Scott Morrison then, I guess.

Mar 23, 2020 15:40:39 GMT Lionheart said:

Emperor get in here. I can’t wait to see you pick a bunch of British people that no one knows.

Too late.

I'm drafted out anyway. Good luck, peeps.

Mar 23, 2020 15:53:10 GMT Lionheart said:

Mar 23, 2020 15:46:54 GMT 🤯 said:

Although, I'd be willing to bet all Australian politicians are at least AOC-level hot at minimum.

What is AOC? Age of Coronavirus? Did the virus make everyone hotter?

Look her up. I had to. Totally worth it.

Americans have a lot of faults but their insularity is by far the worst.

I'm in and I'll be drafting exclusively from the Commonwealth. God Save the Queen.

Mar 23, 2020 22:28:14 GMT @admin said:

Americans have a lot of faults but their insularity is by far the worst.

I'm in and I'll be drafting exclusively from the Commonwealth. God Save the Queen.

Really? Worse than our propensity for violence and slavery?

Insularity? Propensity?

Am I still on PW?

Mar 24, 2020 0:29:22 GMT iron maiden said:

Insularity? Propensity?

Am I still on PW?

Pubs are closed, not much else to do but eat the thesaurus.

As an insular ignant American, I don't eat books; I burn them.

Mar 24, 2020 0:51:58 GMT 🤯 said:

As an insular ignant American, I don't eat books; I burn them.

Incendiary.

Mar 24, 2020 1:45:21 GMT @admin said:

Mar 24, 2020 0:51:58 GMT 🤯 said:

As an insular ignant American, I don't eat books; I burn them.

Incendiary.

You've got the wit of a Brit.

Mar 23, 2020 16:29:34 GMT 🤯 said:

Mar 23, 2020 15:53:10 GMT Lionheart said:

What is AOC? Age of Coronavirus? Did the virus make everyone hotter?

Look her up. I had to. Totally worth it.

I did, what a babe. And an impressive career as well!

I'm in! I"ll be looking to build the easiest to die celebrity team

Sure why not. If there's a space then I'm in.

Mar 25, 2020 0:17:32 GMT Rogue said:

Sure why not. If there's a space then I'm in.

Hell yeah.

I’ll give this a few more days and see if we can get to 16. Tag your friends!