WWE's dumping at a maddening pace.

And you can bet your ass that AEW, NWA, New Japan, MLW, and other organizations are gonna be looking to find these stars new homes.

So who would you put where?

Strictly from a fantasy booking standpoint....

The Revival sign with AEW and crash Episode 200 of BTE. They pummel the fuck out of Matt & Nick. Then they disappear until things get back to normal. Maybe they pop up once in a while to remind everyone they exist, and that Matt & Nick can’t get their hands on them because of Social Distancing. When the pandemic is over and Dynamite has fans again, they’re out of excuses and the tag match of the century is booked.

Rusev also goes to AEW and is the babyface monster we all know he can be. Hot shot him to the TNT title and give him a great singles run. Great potential and a future world champ waiting in the background.

Lio Rush joins Jurassic Express and makes them more serious. They need a mouthpiece and he would be a great hype man for them. He coaches Jungle Jack Perry to singles success. Luchasaurus and Marko Stunt win the tag titles in a crazy upset.

Sarah Logan joins AEW because the women’s division needs a kick in the ass and she actually gets a decent push for once.

EC3 joins MJF and the two try to out-douchebag one another. They feud almost immediately.

(I actually think EC3 ends up on NWA Powerrr given his history and I think he does great there).

Would also like to see Drake Maverick on Powerrr but I don’t know how good he would be received there.

Gallows & Anderson return to NJPW on a lighter schedule, splitting their time between Japan and home so they get one more run as tag champs before putting over someone new. Japan’s tag division is very depleted and needs a boost. Those two returning after the pandemic is over would be massive.

Both sarah and deonna are talented enough to shine in aew womens division. Maybe sarah leans hard into her hillbilly side wherever she ends up