Team @admin
Bear Grylls
Juliane Koepcke
Lance Mackey
Alan Eustace
Buck Shelford
Francis Mallmann
Colleen Wolfe
Katya Elise Henry

Team RT
Joe Rogan
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Nick Offerman
Ryan Reynolds
Laura Zerra
Amy Poehler
David Chang
Greg Graffin, Ph.D

I'm surprise RT hasn't cut Rogan from this team.

May 12, 2020 18:55:13 GMT 🤯 said:

I'm surprise RT hasn't cut Rogan from this team.

I tried to but he choked me out and then locked me in a sauna.

I would basically have to google HR's whole team just to find out what they're working with.

May 12, 2020 19:12:41 GMT @ness said:

I would basically have to google HR's whole team just to find out what they're working with.

Doing the dirty to @admin posting this while he can’t explain his team as it’s 5:35am in our Timezone and he’s presumably asleep :lol:

May 12, 2020 19:36:28 GMT System said:

May 12, 2020 19:12:41 GMT @ness said:

I would basically have to google HR's whole team just to find out what they're working with.

Doing the dirty to @admin posting this while he can’t explain his team as it’s 5:35am in our Timezone and he’s presumably asleep

Wait he sleeps?

May 12, 2020 19:44:03 GMT Blindy said:

May 12, 2020 19:36:28 GMT System said:

Doing the dirty to @admin posting this while he can’t explain his team as it’s 5:35am in our Timezone and he’s presumably asleep

Wait he sleeps?

That’s why I said presumably...I don’t know his life, I don’t know his story.

May 12, 2020 19:36:28 GMT System said:

May 12, 2020 19:12:41 GMT @ness said:

I would basically have to google HR's whole team just to find out what they're working with.

Doing the dirty to @admin posting this while he can’t explain his team as it’s 5:35am in our Timezone and he’s presumably asleep :lol:

I got @admin's back!

Bear Grylls
Devilishly handsome British bad ass. Former SAS serviceman (like a Navy SEAL or green beret for an American equivalent), survival instructor, adventurer, writer, television presenter, and businessman. Widely known for his TV series Man vs. Wild. Probably one of the most legit first round picks.

Juliane Koepcke
a.k.a. "Jungle Child" Juliane Diller. What she lacks it looks (unless you're into bulldog/toad hybrids) she makes up for in tenacity. Dis bitch was the lone survivor of the LANSA Flight 508 plane crash. Surviving a plane crash is one thing... but surviving a plane crash in the midst of the Amazon rainforest!? Juliane could probably give Bear a few pointers. AND, she did this as a teenager. She subsequently assisted search and rescue teams to locate the crash site and recover victims' bodies. Since then she's become a mammalogist specializing in bats. Seems like a helpful knowledge area considering the source of Corona.

Lance Mackey
Looking like a character straight outta Tiger King, Lance is a championship-winning dog musher/dog sled racer. I'm not sure how impressive dog mushing/dog sled racing alone would be... but the fact that that Iditarod shit is 1,000 miles across the Yukon tundra!? Honestly maybe more impressive that surviving for a couple of weeks in the Amazon after a plane crash.

Alan Eustace
Handsome in that "for a CPA" sorta way, Big Al is a low key super cool nerd. Senior VP of Engineering at Google, this computer scientist holds the world record for highest-altitude free-fall jump. Thrill-seeking adrenaline junkie who is simultaneously a calculated risk-taker. Can apply his skill set to develop algorithms for curing Corona maybe, and/or alternatively brave exposing himself to the disease for sake of Team @admin's greater good.

Buck Shelford
Rugby player. That alone should be "nuff sed", especially considering he played for the notorious All Blacks. Bro can probably run and hit for days without missing a beat. Plus, his haka would probably make other tribes piss and poop themselves in fear. Leaving them open to be flanked by raiding parties. If nothing else, I'm sure Buck's quads could feed the rest of his team for months.

Francis Mallmann
Argentinean Jeff Bridges lookalike. Chef specializing in Patagonian cuisine. Meaning, when the world's food supply chain shits the bed, he knows how to make do with the rats and pigeons you can trap on your own.

Colleen Wolfe
Eye candy presumably most useful for repopulating the world, or at least killing boredom with a warm wet hole for sticking it in.

Katya Elise Henry
See above. She's also apparently into fitness... so maybe she can help ensure the group maintains a minimum acceptable fitness standard. If nothing else, another warm wet hole.

Thanks 🤯 - judging by the results you've done a better job advocating for my team than I could have.

I would add that Colleen was chosen mainly for her personality - I have my doubts how much I would connect with the top half of my team so decided I really needed someone I could see myself definitely being able to talk to and avoid going stir crazy. As Blindy already alluded to in the draft thread, Colleen is about as personable a celebrity could be, and I can't think of many better ways to pass the isolation nights than with a gorgeous woman who knows her sports.

RT, has the best team left right now.

Complete awesomeness.