Sure, you can vote and evaluate in any way you see fit, but you're still wrong.

May 22, 2020 12:37:23 GMT Emperor said:

Sure, you can vote and evaluate in any way you see fit, but you're still wrong.

I'm not high anymore but clearly still getting lost in wrong threads.

I thought this was in reference to me spite voting against Shadow of the Colossus in the active matchup.

That is also wrong. Even more wrong, in fact. You should be ashamed of yourself.

May 22, 2020 12:53:05 GMT Emperor said:

That is also wrong. Even more wrong, in fact. You should be ashamed of yourself.

What would you rather me give a second shot with a fair and open mind and oodles of patience: any Zelda game of your choosing, or Shadow of the Colossus?

If you can actually guarantee an open mind and oodles (i.e. limitless) patience, Shadow of the Colossus.

If you cannot provide the required amount of patience, I'd say a Zelda game, because they are admittedly more accessible and casual.

May 22, 2020 16:50:25 GMT Emperor said:

If you can actually guarantee an open mind and oodles (i.e. limitless) patience, Shadow of the Colossus.

If you cannot provide the required amount of patience, I'd say a Zelda game, because they are admittedly more accessible and casual.

No guarantees.

BUT I think I have easier/freer access to Shadow of the Colossus. So... There is that variable.

Fine. Shadow of the Colossus. If you can get as far as the fifth colossus, and still not be impressed after that, then I will admit defeat, and you will admit defeat as a man of negative taste, because there is hardly anything more epic in gaming than that fifth boss colossus.

The third colossus is also one of the more awesome ones, so that might win you over too.

May 22, 2020 23:15:57 GMT Emperor said:

Fine. Shadow of the Colossus. If you can get as far as the fifth colossus, and still not be impressed after that, then I will admit defeat, and you will admit defeat as a man of negative taste, because there is hardly anything more epic in gaming than that fifth boss colossus.

The third colossus is also one of the more awesome ones, so that might win you over too.

@ness has honestly kinda inspired me to live voice record my thoughts and reactions for you as I work my way through it.

I assume that's what Twitch is for, but I have no idea how to do a Twitch.

Somebody get that man a Twitch account.

You can stream directly from the PS4 via the Share option. All you need to do is activate a Twitch account, link it to your PS4 account and boom you're in business.

I'd watch that. Just don't stream past midnight UK time.

Yo yinz and welcome to another high time gummy bonanza with your boy the one, the only, too sweet to be sour, so yummy and full of gummy the squire of pennsylvania and the loving adoring Husband of Wife, PI!

WELCOME WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE. TODAY I HAVE ACCEPTED THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE. IT'S GOING TO BE ME 1-1 IN A STEEL CAGE AGAINST SHADOWS OF THE COLOSSUS.

Okay but nah for real, shout out to big guy, my favourite Australian and the number one Goldberg fan...Doctor Emperor! Emp I dedicate this entire stream to you and I hope I can do this justice as I put myself through the ordeal of ordeals and slay not one, not two, but FIVE COLOSSUS.

To any other Pdubbers out there, I love you guys and if you can find it in your hearts, I welcome you to sub to my channel as we produce good content every once and awhile.

So Shadow of the Colossus. Man, this was a game I read about on P-Dub and it just grabbed my attention. Then I loaded the game up and the intro was just so long and boring I lost interest quickly and found myself hating this game. I hope I can be fair to this game, but if it doesn't pick up quickly I may have to shelve it as a lost cause.

Also shout out to my boy, Pdub's very own Walter Cronkite Ness for promoting the stream. Nessticles you're the realest one out there, you're my long lost brother and I hope you're well during this Coronapocalypse.

Oh oo here comes a sub. Thanks for subbin' Bake. Guys if you don't know, Bake is the greatest television writer of all-time and it's only going to be a matter of time before he's rolling in those Hulu bux.

FYI everytime we hit out goal, I'll eat one gummy. So if you haven't hit that subscribe button and let's make some memories.

Guys...I have to be real with you, I'm completely lost.

Damn pi, you've got an awesome side gig set up here. When you're done making WWE Ruthless Aggression for the N64 you could become the next pewdipie.

What does the producer say?

Big Pete is back to defend his early lead on claim to poster of the year. @ness, you got some competition!

Also, I feel like gummies may have fried my brain permanently. I get so lost on PW on my phone. Even now.

I thought I posted something somewhere this morning about my sad discovery last night that I must've somehow deleted my PS Plus license to Shadow of the Colossus. Although, figuring that out still seems easier than twitching. I guess twitching offers a visual too though? Is it live stream, or do I get a recorded video/audio file I can post to YouTube later?

Perhaps time to start brand building for life in permanent Coronatine.

May 23, 2020 13:18:20 GMT 🤯 said:

Coronatine.

:ahh:

Also gonna pretend I didn't see that post in reference to Big Pete.

Only AMERICANS are eligible for POTY.

May 23, 2020 13:21:24 GMT @ness said:

May 23, 2020 13:18:20 GMT 🤯 said:

Coronatine.

:ahh:

Also gonna pretend I didn't see that post in reference to Big Pete.

Only AMERICANS are eligible for POTY.

BIG PETE ISN'T AMERICAN!?!?!?

May 23, 2020 13:23:09 GMT 🤯 said:

May 23, 2020 13:21:24 GMT @ness said:

Also gonna pretend I didn't see that post in reference to Big Pete .

Only AMERICANS are eligible for POTY.

BIG PETE ISN'T AMERICAN!?!?!?

Are we counting Canada as American? 52nd state behind Puerto Rico?

Once you sync your PS4 with your Twitch account it'll broadcast your gameplay to the world. You should also have a microphone that came with your PS4, or use your own head-set for audio. You can use your webcam as well for visuals. I'm not sure if the VOD saves automatically, but you can save your VODs for later on the website.

First Shadow of the Colossus, then WWE Ruthless Aggression (aka WWF No Mercy 2002 edition). Imagine the Brock Lesnar campaign? Killing the Hardyz, bearhugging Hulkamania out of existence, fighting with a bag of popcorn (wait, what?).

May 23, 2020 13:23:53 GMT @ness said:

May 23, 2020 13:23:09 GMT 🤯 said:

BIG PETE ISN'T AMERICAN!?!?!?

Are we counting Canada as American? 52nd state behind Puerto Rico?

I thought Canada became a state before PR?

May 23, 2020 13:23:57 GMT Big Pete said:

Once you sync your PS4 with your Twitch account it'll broadcast your gameplay to the world. You should also have a microphone that came with your PS4, or use your own head-set for audio. You can use your webcam as well for visuals. I'm not sure if the VOD saves automatically, but you can save your VODs for later on the website.

First Shadow of the Colossus, then WWE Ruthless Aggression (aka WWF No Mercy 2002 edition). Imagine the Brock Lesnar campaign? Killing the Hardyz, bearhugging Hulkamania out of existence, fighting with a bag of popcorn (wait, what?).

This still sounds overwhelmingly confusing. But! If Javascript hasn't made me tap out yet, I suppose there's still hope...

This still sounds overwhelmingly confusing. But! If Javascript hasn't made me tap out yet, I suppose there's still hope...

STEP UNO

Turn on your Sony PlayStation 4

STEP DUE

From the home screen, hit up and scroll to the right until you reach Settings, hit X.

STEP TRE

Scroll down until you reach 'Sharing and Broadcasts' hit X.

STEP QUATTRO

Scroll down until you reach Link with Other Services hit X.

Step CINQUE

The cursor should by on Twitch. Click X and on the next page you will get a code.

Step SEI

On your mobile phone or computer go to "www.twitch.tv/ activate" (except. If you have not registered an account, do so now. When your account is registered, go to "www.twitch.tv/ activate" link and submit the pin number from the PS4 into the field.

STEP SETTO

Agree to Sony's list of demands and boom you're now a certified streamer! Load up Shadow of the Colossus and hit the 'Share' button on your controller. Select Broadcast Gameplay and you will now be up and running.

It's that easy.

You fucked me up when the step count switched languages seemingly around Step Quatro.

If it's more than 3 steps you can't call it easy. That's a rule.

May 23, 2020 14:45:12 GMT 🤯 said:

You fucked me up when the step count switched languages seemingly around Step Quatro.

I forgot what my gimmick was, I was originally going to count in all different languages but I had less steps than I thought. I'll stick with Italiano amico. :lol:

Also don't kid yourself pi, Storytime with Ness is the Wrestlemania X-7 of this board, the best I might be able to manage is a Vengeance 2003.

...

But I do enjoy the ego boost and keeping Nessy on his toes.

May 23, 2020 17:53:09 GMT Big Pete said:

Also don't kid yourself pi, Storytime with Ness is the Wrestlemania X-7 of this board, the best I might be able to manage is a Vengeance 2003.

...

But I do enjoy the ego boost and keeping Nessy on his toes.

As good as Vengeance 2003 was, you've been on way more of a SummerSlam 2002 roll IMO.

Baker-man would be WrestleMania III, I'm thinking?

I'm good with @ness as WrestleMania X-7.

I'll have to think of other shows for others. Like UT would be whatever PPV was great up until the shitty point where they booked an unfounded Zoolander hate party.

May 23, 2020 18:07:24 GMT 🤯 said:

May 23, 2020 17:53:09 GMT Big Pete said:

Also don't kid yourself pi, Storytime with Ness is the Wrestlemania X-7 of this board, the best I might be able to manage is a Vengeance 2003.

...

But I do enjoy the ego boost and keeping Nessy on his toes.

As good as Vengeance 2003 was, you've been on way more of a SummerSlam 2002 roll IMO.

Baker -man would be WrestleMania III, I'm thinking?

I'm good with @ness as WrestleMania X-7.

I'll have to think of other shows for others. Like UT would be whatever PPV was great up until the shitty point where they booked an unfounded Zoolander hate party.

He could be WM21. Eddy/Rey solid, RKO/Taker a lot better than expected, MITB was awesome and then Kurt/HBK had a classic (yeah I said it!) but then it was all downhill from there.

May 23, 2020 18:07:24 GMT 🤯 said:

May 23, 2020 17:53:09 GMT Big Pete said:

Also don't kid yourself pi, Storytime with Ness is the Wrestlemania X-7 of this board, the best I might be able to manage is a Vengeance 2003.

...

But I do enjoy the ego boost and keeping Nessy on his toes.

As good as Vengeance 2003 was, you've been on way more of a SummerSlam 2002 roll IMO.

Baker -man would be WrestleMania III, I'm thinking?

I'm good with @ness as WrestleMania X-7.

I'll have to think of other shows for others. Like UT would be whatever PPV was great up until the shitty point where they booked an unfounded Zoolander hate party.

🤯 is Halloween Havoc 1998 - the moment when WCW jumped the shark. 

May 22, 2020 12:37:23 GMT Emperor said:

Sure, you can vote and evaluate in any way you see fit, but you're still wrong.

How dare I be wrong by voting as accurately as possible.

What would you propose I count it as instead? Half value? WHERE IS YOUR LOGICAL STRATEGY, PAL?

I don't think 🤯 is necessarily a man who would even dislike Shadow of the Colossus. The first colossi or two are basically a tutorial - sure, most people are amazed by the atmosphere even just doing those, but I don't think he even played long enough to try and take that in. Anyway, the point is he may very much like the strategic gameplay later on of trying to puzzle out how to bring the bug guys down.