PW NEWS EPISODE 7

The updates just keep coming and coming. The more I get out on the street to report the facts to you guys, the more it rolls back in. It's a never-ending onslaught, but I'm up to the task and not because I got nowhere else to be. Let's get to your nightly routine.

Tonight's top story is the revelation of a long-time member has been found alive and well. Not only that, but with this new information it may finally shed some light on the rumors that they are 100% legit. That's right, Jman (real name Jason Summey) is still doing his thing out there. Lover of women, he was even caught macking on Lillian Garcia on his birthday. What were you doing on yours? I doubt it was half as badass as that. Check out his Twitter feed (click this) and say hello and see if he wants to join us. Also has an instagram with pictures of all his DVDs! That's not a euphemism either.

Some big news as well on the countdown front. The upcoming Stiller vs. Sandler match is seeing unprecedented turnout, possibly the biggest showing to date. We don't wanna take full credit for the interest, but is it a coincidence that it happened during the week we were heavily promoting it? Only you can decide that, along with whether it's an even bigger turnout because you have very little time to still submit a list. Slide into UT's DMs and tell him who should be #1. Speaking of #1 we're still waiting on the final Young Adults reveal as he gives us some extra time to submit a list for the highly anticipated battle. We have 150 members... can we at least get it to 20 lists?

Favorite Wrestler has 3 new entries, another set of varying eras of worker. Debate is developing on what the difference between Favorite and Best are. It's interchangeable really like a post 🤯 likes and one he REALLY likes. We've cracked the bottom 50 and now it's time to get into the real favorites now that all the jobbers are out of the way.

System has started his advertising campaign for the upcoming Super Smash Bros. PW Tournament in honor of Rodney. So any and all Ultimate players should look to make it a bigger turnout than even the S vs. S Countdown! Even though I'm often regarded as the best SSB Player in PW History I never even bought the last version of the game, but I will eShop that bitch tonight if we get the tournament underway. JUSTICE 4 RODNEY!

That's all the time we have for tonight. Tune in next time where we'll... ah hell, you know the routine by now.

Hey! What happened to that greyhound gif!?

EDIT: Maybe not a greyhound, maybe more of a pitbull? Tomayto, tomahto. What's this Rocko's Modern Life shit!?

That Lilian Garcia birthday shoutout to JMan has me legit jelly. He also gets liked from verified ex playboy models. I would be intimidated to send messages to some of those models/porn stars but JMan very gentleman-like compliments them and gets rewtweeted/liked back or even followed back.

@ness, yes pick up Ultimate bruh, hands down the best game in the series.

May 17, 2020 23:10:12 GMT Blindy said:

That Lilian Garcia birthday shoutout to JMan has me legit jelly. He also gets liked from verified ex playboy models. I would be intimidated to send messages to some of those models/porn stars but JMan very gentleman-like compliments them and gets rewtweeted/liked back or even followed back.

Gotta echo this.

Jman knows no fear, only knows what he wants.

And how to get it.

Good for JMan. I only caught the tail end of his legendary run. He was banned a few weeks after I joined. PW 1.0 was a little too ban happy for my liking. Has anyone ever been banned from PW 2.0?

May 17, 2020 23:26:20 GMT Baker said:

Good for JMan. I only caught the tail end of his legendary run. He was banned a few weeks after I joined. PW 1.0 was a little too ban happy for my liking. Has anyone ever been banned from PW 2.0?

Maybe I'm remembering it wrong but coulda sworn Bitch came by just to troll early on in the Proboards run and he got banned, but other than that doubt it. I assume it's 2 things with bannings: we're a little more level-headed compared to the old flamewar days, and it's not like we have as many members to be picky about it with bannings. Either that or we just have a solid 30~ members and everything is gravy.

May 17, 2020 23:06:45 GMT 🤯 said:

Hey! What happened to that greyhound gif!?

EDIT: Maybe not a greyhound, maybe more of a pitbull? Tomayto, tomahto. What's this Rocko's Modern Life shit!?

I can bring Hank back if the fans want, but you're not a fan of Rocko? I feel like you're gonna hate my pduh cartoon talk then.

May 17, 2020 23:43:37 GMT @ness said:

May 17, 2020 23:06:45 GMT 🤯 said:

Hey! What happened to that greyhound gif!?

EDIT: Maybe not a greyhound, maybe more of a pitbull? Tomayto, tomahto. What's this Rocko's Modern Life shit!?

I can bring Hank back if the fans want, but you're not a fan of Rocko? I feel like you're gonna hate my pduh cartoon talk then.

Meh, don't mind my Rocko hate. More the ramblings or a bitter kid who didn't have cable and was always jealous of those who did.

May 18, 2020 0:18:58 GMT 🤯 said:

May 17, 2020 23:43:37 GMT @ness said:

I can bring Hank back if the fans want, but you're not a fan of Rocko? I feel like you're gonna hate my pduh cartoon talk then.

Meh, don't mind my Rocko hate. More the ramblings or a bitter kid who didn't have cable and was always jealous of those who did.

We had cable but the first few seasons of South Park weren't part of our cable package as CC was only on satellite, so me and my best friend had the loser kid record it for us until he developed self esteem.

May 17, 2020 23:34:10 GMT @ness said:

May 17, 2020 23:26:20 GMT Baker said:

Good for JMan. I only caught the tail end of his legendary run. He was banned a few weeks after I joined. PW 1.0 was a little too ban happy for my liking. Has anyone ever been banned from PW 2.0?

Maybe I'm remembering it wrong but coulda sworn Bitch came by just to troll early on in the Proboards run and he got banned, but other than that doubt it. I assume it's 2 things with bannings: we're a little more level-headed compared to the old flamewar days, and it's not like we have as many members to be picky about it with bannings. Either that or we just have a solid 30~ members and everything is gravy.

Or we still haven't worked out how to actually ban someone here...

Jman with 135000 tweets in 9.5 years. Me with 1890 in 11+ years. He is an amazing man.

Thanks for the update Nesticle! You can take tomorrow off.

I love the difference between jman and jman with replies.

May 18, 2020 2:56:07 GMT @admin said:

I love the difference between jman and jman with replies.

Cute profile pic

Nice booty

Ya do have a nice booty

Ya so sexy

Telling it like it is. :cool2:

May 17, 2020 23:10:12 GMT Blindy said:

That Lilian Garcia birthday shoutout to JMan has me legit jelly. He also gets liked from verified ex playboy models. I would be intimidated to send messages to some of those models/porn stars but JMan very gentleman-like compliments them and gets rewtweeted/liked back or even followed back.

I am more impressed that he transitioned to Blu-Ray, I didn't think the man had that sort of personal growth in him.

Oh shit, iNCY... this is the best AV change yet!

EDIT: AAANND you finally properly stylized your username!?!? PRAISE BE TO JAYZUS!!!

May 18, 2020 12:53:34 GMT 🤯 said:

Oh shit, iNCY ... this is the best AV change yet!

EDIT: AAANND you finally properly stylized your username!?!? PRAISE BE TO JAYZUS!!!

It was time 🤯,