PW NEWS EPISODE 10

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We have finally reached a monumental milestone here in PW News... double-digit episode count. That's right you guys this marks our tenth episode of PW News. Episode 9 was one of our more active discussions complete with a KING KID freestyle tagging all the major posters of the day. We haven't even come close to peaking as I have yet to see a competing broadcast calling us out for being fake news. Seems like something Lionheart would do. Let's get to the news at hand, that's why you're here right?

Our first story is an update to yesterday's top story. Cereal Killer is gone and may or may not come back. But it seems much like a certain murder-suicide event from 2007 it did not come out of nowhere. Several posters have come forward to admit that they received disturbing PMs from the guy complete with him threatening to delete his account. Isn't it weird how when something goes bonkers on the news they never seem to find the people that really knew them for interviews? As it stands the only Cereal Killer on PW is yours truly when I beat up this bowl of Honey Nut after the recording ends.

Let's go to the meat of the news and discuss the countdown stuff. Adam Sandler continues his streak against Ben Stiller in their VS. Countdown. There are 5 extra rounds of movies so there's plenty of time for Stiller to make a comeback, but if he doesn't start blocking he's just gonna end up catching these body blows. No Favorite Wrestler updates just yet, but heavy discussion on Raven's WCW run and the ups and downs that go along with it.

And just a slight reminder to keep working on your Best of the Decade (00-09), which you have until the #1 Sandler/Stiller movie is posted. Each day I'm going to highlight a few movies for you to consider for your list. We'll start with 2000. Y2K, great WWF year and umm... 20 fucking years ago. First you have American Psycho, a movie that's likely to place high on the Ledger/Bale battle we'll be having shortly. Plenty of memes galore in this one. Then there's Gladiator, ya see before Phoenix was telling us we get what we fucking deserve he was the villain in this movie. Scary Movie... the parody of a parody? The film that kicked off those silly "X movie" franchise. Probably the only good one. And then we can't forget about Big Momma's House...

Not saying you need to vote for any of the movies I list, but just kinda reminding you they exist. Not trying to influence things or anything, especially since it's not like there are 9 other years of flicks to sort through.

In the Coronapocalypse Draft RT said no ties and would do a cointoss to decide the winner of nazzer vs. Rogue if no one came by to break the tie. I mulled over taking my vote away just to move things on, but then I remembered it's a vote for Cena and we all know I'm on Team EAT SHIT CENA. No update there and all those involved have issued no comment when we requested information.

As always this has been PW News. Here's to another 10 episodes!

The martyr within CK would be absolutely lapping up all this attention.

Shots fired at Baker for not being as reliable an updater as UT :lol:

May 21, 2020 0:19:35 GMT @admin said:

Shots fired at Baker for not being as reliable an updater as UT

I'd be the first to admit this. UT updates like clockwork while I am my usual erratic self. Truth is I haven't been in a wrestling mood the past few days. Hence my silence during all that discussion of Raven's WCW run and The Rebooking thread.

But I can take a hint. Will post the next batch before I go to sleep tonight. 

May 21, 2020 0:37:56 GMT Baker said:

May 21, 2020 0:19:35 GMT @admin said:

Shots fired at Baker for not being as reliable an updater as UT

I'd be the first to admit this. UT updates like clockwork while I am my usual erratic self. Truth is I haven't been in a wrestling mood the past few days. Hence my silence during all that discussion of Raven's WCW run and The Rebooking thread.

But I can take a hint. Will post the next batch before I go to sleep tonight. 

See I figured you would've used the I MAKE HUGE TOON POSTS! as a reason for not updating.

Or wife and kids. Or stealing Foos recipes or something.

May 21, 2020 0:38:57 GMT @ness said:

May 21, 2020 0:37:56 GMT Baker said:

I'd be the first to admit this. UT updates like clockwork while I am my usual erratic self. Truth is I haven't been in a wrestling mood the past few days. Hence my silence during all that discussion of Raven's WCW run and The Rebooking thread.

But I can take a hint. Will post the next batch before I go to sleep tonight. 

See I figured you would've used the I MAKE HUGE TOON POSTS! as a reason for not updating.

:lol:  That is the real reason. I haven't cared about wrestling lately because it's been all (fake) toons, all the time. 

BREAKING: I am happy to report that I did a coin toss for the Coronapocalypse tie breaker and Rogue has moved on.

I would also like to report that I forgot to post the next round today even though I meant to. Mrs. RT decided today would be a good day to clean the house and garage and so I was doing that instead because I am a good man who likes to get drunk and play video games without remorse.

May 21, 2020 1:00:18 GMT RT said:

BREAKING: I am happy to report that I did a coin toss for the Coronapocalypse tie breaker and Rogue has moved on. 

PW News has obtained an eXXXclusive image of said coin toss!

All I see are two referees. I don't understand the joke.

@ness,

I'm disappointed in the lack of improvisational skillz.

Once you realized recorded music was not an option, should've been busting out that mouth noise music brotha! Doo Doo dee dee doo doo di do di do weeee wo weeee ah woooo!!! Etc.

Love the Big Momma's House name drop. But cannot stand for you calling Scary Movie 2 inferior to Scary Movie: The Original One. My germs!

Now let's go read the written version for anything else I may have missed!

Gotta say...

Love the call out of the Raven talk. I've been enjoying the back and forth between Big Pete (Beep) and Kilgore (Kil), and honestly don't know which side of the argument I fall on.

Also wanted to call out something else, but that's how fried my short-term memory is.

Ah, the other thing!

@ness, I'm curious and need to know more about this EAT SHIT CENA passion. Can we get a deep dive exclusive? Considering your love of all things cereal (excluding Deleted Member) I would've thought you'd love a pro wrestler reppin' Fruity Pebbles.

May 21, 2020 12:58:19 GMT 🤯 said:

Ah, the other thing!

@ness, I'm curious and need to know more about this EAT SHIT CENA passion. Can we get a deep dive exclusive? Considering your love of all things cereal (excluding Deleted Member) I would've thought you'd love a pro wrestler reppin' Fruity Pebbles.

Remember jTjohncenaGOAT had a goat ppv thread for Cena? And it had a gif where he did a splash and got dropkicked? That was him eating shit. And since I faced Rogue in rd 1 I've been saying it ever since.

May 21, 2020 13:12:41 GMT @ness said:

May 21, 2020 12:58:19 GMT 🤯 said:

Ah, the other thing!

@ness, I'm curious and need to know more about this EAT SHIT CENA passion. Can we get a deep dive exclusive? Considering your love of all things cereal (excluding Deleted Member) I would've thought you'd love a pro wrestler reppin' Fruity Pebbles.

Remember jTjohncenaGOAT had a goat ppv thread for Cena? And it had a gif where he did a splash and got dropkicked? That was him eating shit. And since I faced Rogue in rd 1 I've been saying it ever since.

No memory. Refresh me!

"Peeb"

"Beep"

May 21, 2020 13:20:36 GMT 🤯 said:

May 21, 2020 13:12:41 GMT @ness said:

Remember jTjohncenaGOAT had a goat ppv thread for Cena? And it had a gif where he did a splash and got dropkicked? That was him eating shit. And since I faced Rogue in rd 1 I've been saying it ever since.

No memory. Refresh me!

pwcom.proboards.com/thread/2409/jeff-watches-reviews-john-match

Hey look I learned to paste on my phone.