PW NEWS EPISODE 16

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Today's edition features background music (I think a leaf blower) as we discuss the return of a legend, 2006 in film, how someone who lives at a university can still fuck up spelling a simple acronym and finding out if Stiller knows the secret counter to the Sandlerizer. This is the word of the day.

lmao Ness with two classic lines in the first 30 seconds.

🤯 not being here for a day or two was just weird. I felt lost. I imagine we all felt lost. It was not dissimilar to that episode of cartoon classic Life With Louie where the loud, mean character lost her voice and couldn't yell at anyone. Everybody was so taken aback by this shocking turn of events that the whole town went crazy. Man, I really need to cover Life With Louie in the cartoon thread one of these days. 5th best non-prime time cartoon of all time.

The best was the time I woke up with 39 PI likes after a night of Powerrr posting.

Ooh! Shots fired. What is this? Listening.....listening....

OK. This is war. Besmirching the great name of Matt Hardy AND that Slick Nick=YOUNG BUCK nonsense   That's it....



UT missing was no fun either. The two forum MVPs disappearing at the same time has me thinking they collaborated to prove their value. Mission accomplished. But neither one of you are getting a new contract. 

2006 in wrestling was the year of KING BOOKAH~! 

UT and I don't need to coordinate anything. We're of the same soul fabric as two-in-the-pink one-in-the-stink brothers from separate mothers (and fathers).

I might even listen to this newscast tonight. Let me go find my headphones!

May 26, 2020 23:52:38 GMT Baker said:

🤯 not being here for a day or two was just weird. I felt lost. I imagine we all felt lost. It was not dissimilar to that episode of cartoon classic Life With Louie where the loud, mean character lost her voice and couldn't yell at anyone. Everybody was so taken aback by this shocking turn of events that the whole town went crazy. Man, I really need to cover Life With Louie in the cartoon thread one of these days. 5th best non-prime time cartoon of all time.

How ya feel about Bobby's World?

Hahaha re: non-binary Lionheart

Hahaha re: the spladle125 shout-out
Forgot to make an NCAA Division I reference though!

I make this pledge to you my brethren (and sistren?): I'll post on D-Day when Baby PI makes his John Cena Ruthless Aggression debut!

Fuck yeah, reminding me of Brock mauling and murdering Hulk. Love that match. #BROCKTOBER!!!

What's an XLF? @whocares though. PW should incorporate a Beta Entertainment company.

Whoa... As John Mullaney would say while impersonating Mick Jagger, not funnay re: equating Slick Nick to Young Buck #2.

I like the phrase "House of Wrestling".

Considering what @admin posted gif-wise, is that essentially endorsing the return of a Mature Forum?

@ness GETS me. I refuse to like that non-binary's latest post.

Michinokudriver is always around, right? Or maybe just around on Mondays and Tuesdays? He's my dime-drawer in the WWE party threads. He also draws my dimes elsewhere. Dude's a draw in my book!

I blacked out for a second. Are we talking about soccer? Fuck that noise. That said, I'm so proud of @ness being brave and exploring the sports subforum. Has to be a scary place for him. I know it gives me the shivers.

Count me in with the Meet the Parents fans. Watch, I haven't finished catching up, but I feel like that means it's due for totally unwarranted hate a la Zoolander.

@ness, you're blanking on Starsky & Hutch... Night at the Museum... and fuck... My short term memory is so hosed.

Ah, Tower Heist!

See No Evil > Condemned > Marine... Word on the street.

Ah, fuck christ to be continued tomorrow I guess.

May 26, 2020 23:59:54 GMT 🤯 said:

UT and I don't need to coordinate anything. We're of the same soul fabric as two-in-the-pink one-in-the-stink brothers from separate mothers (and fathers).

I might even listen to this newscast tonight. Let me go find my headphones!

Damn skippy hippy! You don’t get much tighter than the 2P1S brotherhood.

May 27, 2020 0:26:51 GMT UT said:

May 26, 2020 23:59:54 GMT 🤯 said:

UT and I don't need to coordinate anything. We're of the same soul fabric as two-in-the-pink one-in-the-stink brothers from separate mothers (and fathers).

I might even listen to this newscast tonight. Let me go find my headphones!

Damn skippy hippy! You don’t get much tighter than the 2P1S brotherhood.

If you get a third member do they become the stink?

May 27, 2020 0:27:45 GMT @ness said:

May 27, 2020 0:26:51 GMT UT said:

Damn skippy hippy! You don’t get much tighter than the 2P1S brotherhood.

If you get a third member do they become the stink?

Depends on who it is. The pink star is a right but 2P1S is a privilege.

May 27, 2020 0:31:02 GMT UT said:

May 27, 2020 0:27:45 GMT @ness said:

If you get a third member do they become the stink?

Depends on who it is. The pink star is a right but 2P1S is a privilege.

Ride or die, brother.

BUT, if we get up to five, we can start FISTing the pink.

May 27, 2020 0:07:34 GMT @ness said:

May 26, 2020 23:52:38 GMT Baker said:

How ya feel about Bobby's World?

Know of it. But never watched it  :$

My lone Bobby's World story comes from an overplayed commercial where his name- Bobby Generic- was written out on a piece of paper or something. I must not have known the word "generic," or seen it written down before, because I pronounced it "JEN-err-ic" in my head and thought it a weird name. Then at some point I came across the word in school or something and was like "That's Bobby's name from Bobby's World! OH! je-NAIR-ic. NOW I get it." 

That's it. That's my Bobby's World story.

Since I was once again pressured into updated the Favorite Wrestler Countdown I will do so before I go to sleep tonight.

May 27, 2020 1:05:13 GMT Baker said:

May 27, 2020 0:07:34 GMT @ness said:

How ya feel about Bobby's World?

Know of it. But never watched it 

My lone Bobby's World story comes from an overplayed commercial where his name- Bobby Generic- was written out on a piece of paper or something. I must not have known the word "generic," or seen it written down before, because I pronounced it "JEN-err-ic" in my head and thought it a weird name. Then at some point I came across the word in school or something and was like "That's Bobby's name from Bobby's World! OH! je-NAIR-ic. NOW I get it." 

That's it. That's my Bobby's World story.

Since I was once again pressured into updated the Favorite Wrestler Countdown I will do so before I go to sleep tonight.

I remember of it as a kid and watching it tons, but have no real memories other than the post-show chats with Howie in those weird toon/real person Roger Rabbit segments. Along with the planes trains and automobile song. Was hoping you could tickle the nostalgic center with a post. I'd ask Big Pete but can't imagine this was big outside the US.

Holy shit.

I loved Bobby's World as a kid, and consequently Howie Mandel.

I had no idea until Baker-man's post just now that their Generic surname was the word Generic. I just assumed they were Polish this whole time.

May 27, 2020 0:16:09 GMT 🤯 said:

Hahaha re: non-binary Lionheart

Hahaha re: the spladle125 shout-out
Forgot to make an NCAA Division I reference though!

I make this pledge to you my brethren (and sistren?): I'll post on D-Day when Baby PI makes his John Cena Ruthless Aggression debut!

Fuck yeah, reminding me of Brock mauling and murdering Hulk. Love that match. #BROCKTOBER!!!

What's an XLF? @whocares though. PW should incorporate a Beta Entertainment company.

Whoa... As John Mullaney would say while impersonating Mick Jagger, not funnay re: equating Slick Nick to Young Buck #2.

I like the phrase "House of Wrestling".

Considering what @admin posted gif-wise, is that essentially endorsing the return of a Mature Forum?

@ness GETS me. I refuse to like that non-binary's latest post.

Michinokudriver is always around, right? Or maybe just around on Mondays and Tuesdays? He's my dime-drawer in the WWE party threads. He also draws my dimes elsewhere. Dude's a draw in my book!

I blacked out for a second. Are we talking about soccer? Fuck that noise. That said, I'm so proud of @ness being brave and exploring the sports subforum. Has to be a scary place for him. I know it gives me the shivers.

Count me in with the Meet the Parents fans. Watch, I haven't finished catching up, but I feel like that means it's due for totally unwarranted hate a la Zoolander.

@ness, you're blanking on Starsky & Hutch... Night at the Museum... and fuck... My short term memory is so hosed.

Ah, Tower Heist!

See No Evil > Condemned > Marine... Word on the street.

Ah, fuck christ to be continued tomorrow I guess.

Back to finish.

Immediately hooked at the AOC name drop. You talking about Rosario Dawson? Big crush on her too.

Snakes on a mutharfuckin plaaane!

I remember @chris. And his certified bullshit.

And I'll never like that one Lionheart post. I even debated scolding Lony for liking it!

Definitely more of a one-too-many-gummies situation.

And... That's a wrap!

Is that Wife or a potatoe?

May 27, 2020 15:35:47 GMT @ness said:

Is that Wife or a potatoe?

Both?

-_-

We can't all afford silicone. Some of us have to make do with the more affordable, more readily available materials around us.

Big Money @ness with his USPS TSP can afford silicone...

vendrell on his teacher's salary could only afford pickles and a melon baller (or whatever he used to carve out his pickle dick holes)...

🤯, based on his love of the blandest of bland starches, opted for a potato/sharpie combo.