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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2020 23:36:49 GMT
PW NEWS EPISODE 17
Ness brings up the question no one is asking... will Pi Jr. make an account? Also Ben Stiller suffers an injury, but Sandler ignores the ref doing the "x" and more underhanded tactics in their Countdown Battle. And we discuss the next set in PW's Favorite Wrestler Countdown. Each episode is creeping longer and longer, so let your boy know if we need an editor to trim it down a bit, clocking in @ 18 minutes.
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Post by iron maiden on May 27, 2020 23:39:50 GMT
I miss the written word. You kids and your technology.
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Post by 🤯 on May 28, 2020 0:20:34 GMT
While I do love the audio, I also miss the crisp brilliance of your writing as well as the ability to catch up on the news before it's yesterday's news. That said, Wife is either asleep or trapped in bed in crippling pain. So it's time to blend up a protein shake for dinner and listen on my noise-canceling headphones!
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Post by Baker on May 28, 2020 0:33:07 GMT
I miss the written word. You kids and your technology. I thought this was gonna be me but I've grown rather fond of the audio version. So long as @ness keeps it in that under 20 minute sweet spot I will continue to listen. If only because I occasionally have to debunk his FAKE NEWS. Benoit finished lower this time around. Last time he was #18. This time he fell to #34. In spite of the Benoit hiccup I was still enjoying this installment of PW News as usual until Ness once again accused me of fakery. Exosquad is real! Speaking of Exosquad, Ness is starting to remind of me of Exosquad's very own perfidious propagandist, Amanda Conners, who was a purveyor of Fake News decades before that phrase entered into mainstream discourse. See, that's an Exosquad reference. Because Exosquad is real. I was amused by Ness explaining why he dislikes the Bengals. 178 likes. Jealous. I want to see some baby 🤯 posting when the time comes. Give me some of that ffihaierha bfaebiuparh aufhaurgr gauireh aheij ewiipuew98 fai.
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Post by 🤯 on May 28, 2020 0:40:29 GMT
No pooping on Baker-man. And Benoit is awesome as a pro wrestler. And Mel Gibson is awesome as an actor/director. I compartmentalize... So what!? At least steroids didn't cause his penis to fall off like Rick Rude's. @ness, FOCUS! Are you getting distracted by silicone porn while reading the news? 1RealSmartAlex deserves more respect for his awesome work in FFCW. Nice dad joke w/ "pet project" re: Animal Warfare. Also learned today @ness fears spiders? Wait... is animal Warfare just essentially IRL Pokémon? Honestly I'm starting to worry a little bit that me not liking Lionheart's post might cause Lionheart to dip a la Cereal Shin. Lionheart, if it's coming to that, let me know. I'll reconsider liking that one post. Speaking of if Wife ever hacks my account... I guarantee she will never "like" anything. No time to learn the proboards interface. Also, @ness, today was all you. I wrote a JavaScript program to assist me with my like quest! (Just kidding, JavaScript is still owning my ass.) I need to start a Dadvice Thread where RT, UT, KJ, KING KID, iNCY, iron maiden, etc. can share parenting pro tips to illustrate how ill-equipped I am. @ness, you can break the news of when Baby PI arrives. I'll PM you. You can reveal who won the betting pool. Including whether or not I passed out. Man of my word. You've also now tempted me to create/reserve a @babypi account now. Wait, what. Bart has shown his dick on film!? What?!?! Also, need PW News to conduct a survey to see where we all stand on Team America: World Police. This 18 minutes flew by. I got to listen to the whole thing in one fell swoop the same day the broadcast aired. Woot woot! Don't worry - I'll train Baby PI in the secret ways of the like button. @ness, especially if you're not gonna have intro/outro music, work on a sign-off line like "Go fuck yourself, San Diego". Do it. Do it. Just do it. C'mon. Do it. - Starsky & Hutch (besmirched Stiller gem)
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2020 0:42:50 GMT
Could've sworn the Benoit one was higher. Maybe I got him confused with another one. Shinsuke really benefited from the main roster since he had a massive jump. Was last time here or was that when we were still slumming it on the malware infested PW.com? In any event let's peel back the curtain and break some kayfabe!
Originally I wrote up the episode as I was gonna post it and then recorded the audio with the post in the background and talking about the bullet points while trying to not to read it straight away. Usually in doing so I'd recall something I should've wrote and then that becomes the "audio exclusive easter egg". A few said they liked the audio and so rather than having 2 separate things we went #allin and just did an audio and then wrote a quick summary as you've seen lately.
Hell this time around I forgot to include the links!
May try and include more written news for those that don't have ears and don't wanna listen to me ramble on.
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Post by 🤯 on May 28, 2020 0:43:23 GMT
Give me some of that ffihaierha bfaebiuparh aufhaurgr gauireh aheij ewiipuew98 fai. Was this just a test to see if anyone was still reading? Or have you lost your mind? Or have I lost my mind? *cue Pixies*
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2020 0:47:11 GMT
Give me some of that ffihaierha bfaebiuparh aufhaurgr gauireh aheij ewiipuew98 fai. Was this just a test to see if anyone was still reading? Or have you lost your mind? Or have I lost my mind? *cue Pixies* You are NOT equipped. I read that as baby talk from the unborn one himself.
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Post by Baker on May 28, 2020 0:50:45 GMT
Shinsuke really benefited from the main roster since he had a massive jump. Was last time here or was that when we were still slumming it on the malware infested PW.com? May try and include more written news for those that don't have ears and don't wanna listen to me ramble on. Shinsuke only jumped about 15 spots. That's not TOO massive a leap. Just off the top of my head, Matt climbed like 54 spots. Last time was still on the original malware infested PW.com. Think it was late 2014 into early 2015. New PW didn't come into existence until around September 2017. I've grown accustomed to the audio version but I'm also a shill for PW News. Audio + Written is probably your best bet for ratings success if you have the time and patience to go through all that. Give me some of that ffihaierha bfaebiuparh aufhaurgr gauireh aheij ewiipuew98 fai. Was this just a test to see if anyone was still reading? Or have you lost your mind? Or have I lost my mind?  That was my attempt at baby typing where I just hit a bunch of random keys.....like a baby would. EDIT: Ness understood.
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Post by 🤯 on May 28, 2020 0:54:51 GMT
Shinsuke really benefited from the main roster since he had a massive jump. Was last time here or was that when we were still slumming it on the malware infested PW.com? May try and include more written news for those that don't have ears and don't wanna listen to me ramble on. Shinsuke only jumped about 15 spots. That's not TOO massive a leap. Just off the top of my head, Matt climbed like 54 spots. Last time was still on the original malware infested PW.com. Think it was late 2014 into early 2015. New PW didn't come into existence until around September 2017. I've grown accustomed to the audio version but I'm also a shill for PW News. Audio + Written is probably your best bet for ratings success if you have the time and patience to go through all that. Was this just a test to see if anyone was still reading? Or have you lost your mind? Or have I lost my mind? That was my attempt at baby typing where I just hit a bunch of random keys.....like a baby would. EDIT: Ness understood. Now I feel like an idiot admitting I expended effort trying to sound it out to see if it said something that was only decipherable phonetically. Oh boy... a baby ought to be a blast!
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Post by @admin on May 28, 2020 0:56:36 GMT
Pretty sure I've seen ewiipuew98 post before. Has Baker inadvertently revealed himself as the puppet master behind the Russian bots?
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Post by 🤯 on May 28, 2020 1:18:32 GMT
Pretty sure I've seen ewiipuew98 post before. Has Baker inadvertently revealed himself as the puppet master behind the Russian bots? You mean Ukrainian Tupperbots?
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Post by Baker on May 28, 2020 1:21:00 GMT
Pretty sure I've seen ewiipuew98 post before. Has Baker inadvertently revealed himself as the puppet master behind the Russian bots? I was going to play this up but @ness is already suspicious of me. So I'll grit my teeth and pass on the glorious opportunity to pretend Isla was me all along.
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Post by RT on May 28, 2020 4:20:22 GMT
I have a lot of dad-vice but at least 50% of it is bullshit so...
I mean yeah make the thread I know everything. :suspic:
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Post by iNCY on May 28, 2020 4:27:20 GMT
I have a lot of dad-vice but at least 50% of it is bullshit so... I mean yeah make the thread I know everything.  In the city of blind men, the man with one eye is king.
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Post by iNCY on May 28, 2020 4:34:58 GMT
PW NEWS EPISODE 17
Ness brings up the question no one is asking... will Pi Jr. make an account? Also Ben Stiller suffers an injury, but Sandler ignores the ref doing the "x" and more underhanded tactics in their Countdown Battle. And we discuss the next set in PW's Favorite Wrestler Countdown. Each episode is creeping longer and longer, so let your boy know if we need an editor to trim it down a bit, clocking in @ 18 minutes.
You guys have amazing attention spans, I went to listen... But 18 minutes? I mean I like ejaculating, but I wouldn't take an 18 minute dry handy for the payoff. Didn't realize you were from Cincinnati Ness, have you ever been to the Montgomery Inn? Some of the best ribs I ever had.
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Post by @admin on May 28, 2020 4:51:50 GMT
You guys have amazing attention spans, I went to listen... But 18 minutes? I mean I like ejaculating, but I wouldn't take an 18 minute dry handy for the payoff I find @ness's voice to be quite the aural lubricant.
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Post by Lionheart on May 28, 2020 15:26:10 GMT
No pooping on Baker-man. And Benoit is awesome as a pro wrestler. And Mel Gibson is awesome as an actor/director. I compartmentalize... So what!? At least steroids didn't cause his penis to fall off like Rick Rude's. @ness, FOCUS! Are you getting distracted by silicone porn while reading the news? 1RealSmartAlex deserves more respect for his awesome work in FFCW. Nice dad joke w/ "pet project" re: Animal Warfare. Also learned today @ness fears spiders? Wait... is animal Warfare just essentially IRL Pokémon? Honestly I'm starting to worry a little bit that me not liking Lionheart's post might cause Lionheart to dip a la Cereal Shin. Lionheart, if it's coming to that, let me know. I'll reconsider liking that one post. Speaking of if Wife ever hacks my account... I guarantee she will never "like" anything. No time to learn the proboards interface. Also, @ness, today was all you. I wrote a JavaScript program to assist me with my like quest! (Just kidding, JavaScript is still owning my ass.) I need to start a Dadvice Thread where RT, UT, KJ, KING KID, iNCY, iron maiden, etc. can share parenting pro tips to illustrate how ill-equipped I am. @ness, you can break the news of when Baby PI arrives. I'll PM you. You can reveal who won the betting pool. Including whether or not I passed out. Man of my word. You've also now tempted me to create/reserve a @babypi account now. Wait, what. Bart has shown his dick on film!? What?!?! Also, need PW News to conduct a survey to see where we all stand on Team America: World Police. This 18 minutes flew by. I got to listen to the whole thing in one fell swoop the same day the broadcast aired. Woot woot! Don't worry - I'll train Baby PI in the secret ways of the like button. @ness, especially if you're not gonna have intro/outro music, work on a sign-off line like "Go fuck yourself, San Diego". Do it. Do it. Just do it. C'mon. Do it. - Starsky & Hutch (besmirched Stiller gem) I can’t give parenting pro tips? What the Hell? I am offended much. I am leaving these boards and never coming back!
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Post by 🤯 on May 28, 2020 16:11:32 GMT
No pooping on Baker-man. And Benoit is awesome as a pro wrestler. And Mel Gibson is awesome as an actor/director. I compartmentalize... So what!? At least steroids didn't cause his penis to fall off like Rick Rude's. @ness, FOCUS! Are you getting distracted by silicone porn while reading the news? 1RealSmartAlex deserves more respect for his awesome work in FFCW. Nice dad joke w/ "pet project" re: Animal Warfare. Also learned today @ness fears spiders? Wait... is animal Warfare just essentially IRL Pokémon? Honestly I'm starting to worry a little bit that me not liking Lionheart's post might cause Lionheart to dip a la Cereal Shin. Lionheart, if it's coming to that, let me know. I'll reconsider liking that one post. Speaking of if Wife ever hacks my account... I guarantee she will never "like" anything. No time to learn the proboards interface. Also, @ness, today was all you. I wrote a JavaScript program to assist me with my like quest! (Just kidding, JavaScript is still owning my ass.) I need to start a Dadvice Thread where RT, UT, KJ, KING KID, iNCY, iron maiden, etc. can share parenting pro tips to illustrate how ill-equipped I am. @ness, you can break the news of when Baby PI arrives. I'll PM you. You can reveal who won the betting pool. Including whether or not I passed out. Man of my word. You've also now tempted me to create/reserve a @babypi account now. Wait, what. Bart has shown his dick on film!? What?!?! Also, need PW News to conduct a survey to see where we all stand on Team America: World Police. This 18 minutes flew by. I got to listen to the whole thing in one fell swoop the same day the broadcast aired. Woot woot! Don't worry - I'll train Baby PI in the secret ways of the like button. @ness, especially if you're not gonna have intro/outro music, work on a sign-off line like "Go fuck yourself, San Diego". Do it. Do it. Just do it. C'mon. Do it. - Starsky & Hutch (besmirched Stiller gem) I can’t give parenting pro tips? What the Hell? I am offended much. I am leaving these boards and never coming back! You're a parent!?! MIND. BLOWN.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2020 16:16:48 GMT
Guess we know pi jr will always go to daddy over mommy when he's scheming since 🤯 will believe anything. Lionheart pregnant? Need a source!
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Post by Emperor on May 28, 2020 16:21:37 GMT
I've received less than 10 likes (probably) since 🤯's absence and return. My self-esteem is crippled. Especially since I learnt that 🤯 has been focusing all his liking time on @ness. What did he ever do to deserve that? Start the hottest thing on PW? Pfft... If I don't wake up to over 500 likes tomorrow, I am leaving these boards and never coming back!
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Post by 🤯 on May 28, 2020 16:36:01 GMT
I've received less than 10 likes (probably) since 🤯's absence and return. My self-esteem is crippled. Especially since I learnt that 🤯 has been focusing all his liking time on @ness. What did he ever do to deserve that? Start the hottest thing on PW? Pfft... If I don't wake up to over 500 likes tomorrow, I am leaving these boards and never coming back! Oh, go play a game of checkers!
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Post by Lionheart on May 28, 2020 18:25:16 GMT
I can’t give parenting pro tips? What the Hell? I am offended much. I am leaving these boards and never coming back! You're a parent!?! MIND. BLOWN. I’m not sure if you missed this being brought up and everyone RIDICULOUSLY freaking out the past four times in threads you were active in or if you are making a joke by carrying on the surprised reactions.
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Post by 🤯 on May 28, 2020 18:32:52 GMT
You're a parent!?! MIND. BLOWN. I’m not sure if you missed this being brought up and everyone RIDICULOUSLY freaking out the past four times in threads you were active in or if you are making a joke by carrying on the surprised reactions. No joke. Just fried memory. Now that you mention it, it does feel vaguely familiar. Anyway... Count yourself amongst the Dadvice Council. Your dadvice is welcome!
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2020 18:49:17 GMT
At this point everyone is a PWarent but me and lony and even he's a stepdad...
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Post by 1RealSmartAlex on May 28, 2020 19:32:35 GMT
Wait, which episodes do you talk about my Fan Fic in?
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2020 19:36:16 GMT
Wait, which episodes do you talk about my Fan Fic in? I've mentioned you twice. One of the early ones linked your fed and yesterday's (so this episode) I plugged it somewhere in the beginning when giving wrestling section news.
Given the zinger I gave for it (people only reading it to see what "their" character is up to) I love that you came in to ask about it bringing it all full circle.
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Post by 1RealSmartAlex on May 28, 2020 19:37:05 GMT
Wait, which episodes do you talk about my Fan Fic in? As he tells people to read my whole fed rather than just skip to their match, I'm fast forwarding through his podcast just to get to the part of my fed. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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