PW NEWS EPISODE 24

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BANNING USERS: Looks like we may have lost one of our biggest Nintendo Fans in @nighty. Of the recently lost users (likely the spammers) he was one of them who is now listed as a deleted user. He broke the cardinal rule of not coming back the next day to set the record straight. I mean, what's the point of being a drama queen with DELETED(~!) if not to come back and have people beg you to stay? Also both Linda and Hulk Hogan have been banned from AEW. Do they even give a shit? Do they even know what AEW is? This is why money marks are best seen but not heard.

FAVORITE GIFs: Baker has updated the Favorite Wrestler Countdown, which I guess is technically yesterday's news. Son of a bitch trying to make me look bad by making PW News outdated as soon as I post. This batch sees Terry Funk, Perfect and Rey Rey. I'm sure you got thoughts on these guys, so give them. Just wanna remind everyone that ASUKA was the high female vote. In case you forgot. Also 🤯 thinks he can do a better job posting AOC gifs. HA! I say. Unless you wanna get rid of your excess gummies then I'll post the absolute shit out of them.

OHIO SUCKS (IT REALLY DOES): In Sports the Browns (the color of shit) top out the Tormented Fanbases, proving that O-H-I-O really stands for LA-HOS-SAH-HER. Submit your Centers list next. And get cracking on Sports Documentaries. No WWE Network trash either. Best of the Decade started out with American Psycho, a Bale favorite. And in turn SHUFFLED everything we've been reporting because the [Bale/Ledger] battle has been cancelled in favor of Female Directors. We'll report back on exactly where that places in the lineup. Would've preferred the axe to go to Time or One Location, but there's probably 1-2 of the versus battle in the current countdown so no need for repeating.

You think I missed a story? Slide into those PMs and get your voice heard.

I can't wait for tomorrow!

Jun 4, 2020 0:13:27 GMT 🤯 said:

I can't wait for tomorrow!

The 🤯 bullet point review post is the best part of the day.

If only I was a night pooper...

Wait Nightwolf got banned?

Fuck, I gotta go back to not having a life, cause clearly I miss out on shit.

Nighty deleted his own account, he wasn't banned.

I did delete few of the spam accounts, and also believe I've worked out how to stop our pill popping pretend passport pals from posting as guests.

Jun 4, 2020 1:05:21 GMT @admin said:

Nighty deleted his own account, he wasn't banned.

I did delete few of the spam accounts, and also believe I've worked out how to stop our pill popping pretend passport pals from posting as guests.

Great alliteration, good sir!

All that stuff about Nighty is spot on. How you gonna leave without first making a big drama queen scene? Is he new to the internet?

Wow. You weren't kidding. Tony Khan looks like an even bigger geek than I was expecting.

You need to do a special episode on amusement parks. Ever been to Hershey Park?

Whoops. After all your hard work I still neglected to submit a 2000-2009 movie list. Revenge of the Sith or I rio shake my fist in anger.

It's been completely quiet riot-wise here as well and I only live about a mile outside of Baltimore. I may or may not have written that just for the Quiet Riot reference. 

Excellent sign off!

Jun 4, 2020 4:45:27 GMT Baker said:

I won't give him the satisfaction of virtue signaling at my expense. I hereby ban myself from ever attending an AEW show.

I normally hate the phrase but this really is hypocritical crap. I'll post here since the original thread has turned into a gif party - but banning Linda Hogan (who probably doesn't even know what AEW is) whilst employing people Chris "all lives matter" Jericho and transphobe Jake Hager - Tony can take several seats.

OK, after a rough night and rough morning, let's get me some of that sweet aural sizzurp poured in my ears in the form of @ness's vizoice!

McDonald's emails @ness directly!? Whoa. Must be power consumer.

Anyone have any insight into why @nighty up and disappeared like he did? Was he beefing with anyone? Did he give off any hints things were heading south for him? I also don't understand the account deletion thing. Like, why not just leave? Going through the extra step of account deletion seems a little martyr-like. Although, maybe he did it for himself... like realized he was on PW too much and couldn't resist the temptation, so had to introduce an obstacle to help quell his compulsion -- hence account deletion? Hmmm... Maybe I need to delete MY account to help break the addictive habit...

Can we get a report on why @admin has this under his avatar?
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Is Linda Hogan actually Linda Hogan? Or is she Linda Bollea? Or is she Linda Something Else?

Who else hates those fucking slideshow sites clearly just fishing for extra clicks!? I fucking HATE those sites. As soon as I stumbled onto one, I x out. Fuck those sites. Also, AEW banning Hogan is proof that Cody was a Savage fan and bought into all that Hogan/Savage beef hype. Mark! I wonder if more people do follow Linda Hogan than AEW?

@ness & PW News beefing with Baker-man & PW's Favorite Wrestler Countdown could be a fun thing a la the Hogan/Savage beef.

I'm a strong and independent WO-MAN who don't need no man! Just kidding... @ness, you my man. I'll always need you. I just got so high the other got that I got a little exploratory and uppity. Also, I wrote in AOC for all races in my mail-in ballot for the PA primary. Including our house nanny! Hope she wins THAT position.

LOL, I feel like the Top 10 Centers Countdown should be re-branded Top 10 Middles.

American Psycho is definitely a non-assplanter. I also like to think of American Psycho as a prequel to Batman Begins. It is what it is.

It is what it is.

UT axed Ledger vs. Bale because of how well Big Pete and I recounted Ledger's filmography in some other thread. I like the female director pivot. I think it's because the ladies are gonna get shut out of the Top 10 Directors Countdown. Had he wanted to stick with the spirit of Ledger vs. Bale though, UT could've always pivoted to Australian Leads vs. Welsh Leads instead.

Genuine question: What are people's processes for approaching their Top 100 lists? Reviewing year by year like @ness is suggesting? Just doing a brain dump? Looking through your @y2jman DVD collection?

Lony IS outgrowing PW. You put your penis in ONE girl ONE time, and it's ALL downhill from there. Maybe he and cig can e-wrestle each other in a "Loser Leaves PW & Deletes His Account" match.

I like the idea of evolving @admin's poem over time. Work on your delivery though. It came across too quick to register with full impact. But it does have loads of promise and potential.

And that's a wrap.

Suck it, PW!

Outgrow PW?

Please, I've been here for 17 years, I'm pretty sure I'm not going anywhere.

Is @admin fabricating Baker quotes, or is Baker hiding evidence of...ermm...something?

Billy Madison and American Psycho are the only movies off the top of my head that I love and were directed by women.

Probably blanking on a few though.

Jun 4, 2020 16:30:50 GMT System said:

Billy Madison and American Psycho are the only movies off the top of my head that I love and were directed by women.

Probably blanking on a few though.

Wayne's World?

I was so excited for the Bale Vs Ledger countdown. Though I’m guessing they are dominating the current countdown and will dominate the top 100.
Now I have to try and think of any female directors I either know of, or the movies I like and see who made them. I just recently discovered one of my favourite movies growing up was directed by a woman lol

As always, loving and appreciating the news updates!

Jun 4, 2020 16:28:41 GMT Emperor said:

Is @admin fabricating Baker quotes, or is Baker hiding evidence of...ermm...something?

lol I actually edited my post about a half hour before HR's post to avoid political banter and also to fix a typo. I've never had any interest in attending an AEW show. HR must have been working on his 3 line post for a looong time.

Wayne's World will be my #1 if I submit a Female Directors list. Wayne's World usually is my #1....

Female Directors >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bale vs Ledger. Honestly I always thought that was a silly countdown to even bother with. We all know what #1 is going to be and Heath Ledger was in like 3 good movies before he died.

Considering I just submitted a list of my top ten directors and they're A) all male and B) almost entirely white definitely means we need some diversity.

Jun 4, 2020 14:30:10 GMT 🤯 said:

Can we get a report on why @admin has this under his avatar?
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